weegegirl 2 #1 August 2, 2006 So I am eating my lunch just now and I choke on a mother f-in carrot! I have my own office and there is nobody around me right now, and I swear I would have just died right here and nobody would have known nothin. fReAkY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 August 2, 2006 Glad it was "Almost" could you do that self heimlich deal on your desk if need be?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 August 2, 2006 Make sure if ya puke, to video it."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 August 2, 2006 Kinda grose... but i litterally stuck my freakin hand down my own throat. ewwwwww. but i guess it's better than blue-faced-death, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #5 August 2, 2006 Damn Health Food! Stop eating carrots - it's just not safe!Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #6 August 2, 2006 girl, you HAVE to stop smoking carrots! Those things will KILL you! I know it's hard, I know they're addicting, but really. Isn't it time you gave them up? FOR GOOD? c'mon, you can do it. we love you and have faith in you. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #7 August 2, 2006 I guess I could have posted a thread... 911 - HELP ME - I'M CHOKING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 634 #8 August 2, 2006 http://www.healthopedia.com/heimlich-maneuver-on-self/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #9 August 2, 2006 I will spare you the innuendo about your gag reflex (literally) Edited to add: Glad you are OK, we have some tequila to share..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #10 August 2, 2006 glad you made it - choking is a scary thing for sure - chewchewchewchewchew"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 August 2, 2006 QuoteI will spare you the innuendo about your gag reflex See.....aren't I good. I didn't post a damn thing in this thread which is RIPE with so many joke opportunities. Oh........stop eating veggies.....they are EVIL I tell you.....PURE EVIL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #12 August 2, 2006 Quotehttp://www.healthopedia.com/heimlich-maneuver-on-self/ And if, in the process of saving your own life, you get caught humping your own desk, at least there'll be something to talk about in emails behind your back. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #13 August 2, 2006 QuoteQuotehttp://www.healthopedia.com/heimlich-maneuver-on-self/ And if, in the process of saving your own life, you get caught humping your own desk, at least there'll be something to talk about in emails behind your back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irisheyes 0 #14 August 2, 2006 I tell you, baby carrots can be dangerous things. I had to do the Heimlich on one of my dogs the other night as he was choking on a baby carrot. He is fine now, but still won't go near carrots and he loves them. Glad you're okay by the way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #15 August 2, 2006 Quotestill won't go near carrots and he loves them. You're dog is WHACKED!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #16 August 2, 2006 wow clay, you showed tremendous restraint! i'm so proud of you! true story... I was in philly on business a few weeks ago and was eating at a macaroni grille... next table over are 3 guys, 3 girls... one girl gets up excitedly and makes the universal sign for choking... nobody does anything for what seems like forever, but was probably just a few seconds... chick turns blue, goes weak in the knees... big guy at the table gets up flips her around like a rag doll, heimlich's her (I swear he was going to rip her in half!) and out flies (FLIES!!!) a big chunk of unchewed prime rib. It was nasty. Dude lets go of the girl, she falls to the floor, coughs, catches her breath, laughs, everyone at the table laugh w/ her, she takes her seat, they resume the meal and conversation and go on like nothing happened. most surreal fuckin thing I've seen in a long time. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #17 August 2, 2006 QuoteYou're dog is WHACKED!!!!!!!! You're only saying that because your a sheep man. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #18 August 2, 2006 Quotethey resume the meal and conversation and go on like nothing happened. most surreal fuckin thing I've seen in a long time That's only because they didn't have video to review. QuoteYou're only saying that because your a sheep man. True........sheep love carrots. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaM 0 #19 August 2, 2006 I have seen my dad do the heimlich on my mother, saving her life. Talk about surreal! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #20 August 2, 2006 hey clay, i'm thinking about getting some sheep for my farm so that we have a special swoop contest just for you... you'll have to swoop in all fluffed up, land just right and fuck one of my sheep. it's kinda like swoop fuck accuracy. you game? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #21 August 2, 2006 QuoteI have seen my dad do the heimlich on my mother, saving her life. Talk about surreal! I'll leave the punchline to this to funks. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites normiss 634 #22 August 2, 2006 most dogs love veggies! in fact green beans are the recommended diet food for overwieght doggies...! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #23 August 2, 2006 Quotein fact green beans are the recommended diet food for overwieght doggies...! Is it OK to call an overweight doggie a fat bitch? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelpdiver 2 #24 August 2, 2006 Quote So I am eating my lunch just now and I choke on a mother f-in carrot! I have my own office and there is nobody around me right now, and I swear I would have just died right here and nobody would have known nothin. fReAkY! this is my biggest (well, not that big) paranoia with living alone. Everytime I swallow without chewing well and start coughing, I think, how many days till they find my corpse? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #25 August 2, 2006 Glad you're still with us. I almost died twice today. Almost wiped out by a car while riding the lawn mower. Second time : Almost took a big stick into my abdomen. Damn near impaled myself pretty good while looking down mowing an edge of a lot. Might have internal bleeding. Ouch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
freeflir29 0 #15 August 2, 2006 Quotestill won't go near carrots and he loves them. You're dog is WHACKED!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 August 2, 2006 wow clay, you showed tremendous restraint! i'm so proud of you! true story... I was in philly on business a few weeks ago and was eating at a macaroni grille... next table over are 3 guys, 3 girls... one girl gets up excitedly and makes the universal sign for choking... nobody does anything for what seems like forever, but was probably just a few seconds... chick turns blue, goes weak in the knees... big guy at the table gets up flips her around like a rag doll, heimlich's her (I swear he was going to rip her in half!) and out flies (FLIES!!!) a big chunk of unchewed prime rib. It was nasty. Dude lets go of the girl, she falls to the floor, coughs, catches her breath, laughs, everyone at the table laugh w/ her, she takes her seat, they resume the meal and conversation and go on like nothing happened. most surreal fuckin thing I've seen in a long time. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 August 2, 2006 QuoteYou're dog is WHACKED!!!!!!!! You're only saying that because your a sheep man. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 August 2, 2006 Quotethey resume the meal and conversation and go on like nothing happened. most surreal fuckin thing I've seen in a long time That's only because they didn't have video to review. QuoteYou're only saying that because your a sheep man. True........sheep love carrots. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #19 August 2, 2006 I have seen my dad do the heimlich on my mother, saving her life. Talk about surreal! ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #20 August 2, 2006 hey clay, i'm thinking about getting some sheep for my farm so that we have a special swoop contest just for you... you'll have to swoop in all fluffed up, land just right and fuck one of my sheep. it's kinda like swoop fuck accuracy. you game? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 August 2, 2006 QuoteI have seen my dad do the heimlich on my mother, saving her life. Talk about surreal! I'll leave the punchline to this to funks. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 634 #22 August 2, 2006 most dogs love veggies! in fact green beans are the recommended diet food for overwieght doggies...! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 August 2, 2006 Quotein fact green beans are the recommended diet food for overwieght doggies...! Is it OK to call an overweight doggie a fat bitch? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #24 August 2, 2006 Quote So I am eating my lunch just now and I choke on a mother f-in carrot! I have my own office and there is nobody around me right now, and I swear I would have just died right here and nobody would have known nothin. fReAkY! this is my biggest (well, not that big) paranoia with living alone. Everytime I swallow without chewing well and start coughing, I think, how many days till they find my corpse? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #25 August 2, 2006 Glad you're still with us. I almost died twice today. Almost wiped out by a car while riding the lawn mower. Second time : Almost took a big stick into my abdomen. Damn near impaled myself pretty good while looking down mowing an edge of a lot. Might have internal bleeding. Ouch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
