crapflinger2000 1 #1 March 1, 2004 So I am at work with a scab on my forehead from him whacking me full force in the head with an 2 foot inflatable beer bottle. Heineken before anyone asks. I guess I am an easy bleeder... I am telling all my co-workers it was just a minor skydiving incident. "oooh, aaahhhh, wow, hardcore man!" I never really realized how much of an element of "Jackass" there is at the DZ once the planes are put away. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #2 March 1, 2004 Quote2 foot inflatable beer bottle. Pussy. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 March 1, 2004 QuoteQuote2 foot inflatable beer bottle. Pussy. I guess you could take on one of those giant champagne bottles huh Jason Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 March 1, 2004 . . . Or an inflatable Sheila.But she would beat him up as well.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aviatrix 0 #5 March 1, 2004 Somebody call the whaambulance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #6 March 1, 2004 whatever, go surf you hippie __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovelife22 0 #7 March 1, 2004 H-Bomb!! Hey Gork, at least it wasn't those inflattable boobies! Can you imagine that damage that would cause!?!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #8 March 1, 2004 yeah, the nips on those things could kill a brother __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #9 March 1, 2004 Quote I guess you could take on one of those giant champagne bottles huh Jason To the face?? HELL YEAH bring it on!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 March 1, 2004 QuoteQuote2 foot inflatable beer bottle. Pussy. Hey...he's got a legitimate gripe. One time someone dropped a pillow on my head from a second story window. I still have nightmares about the experience Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #11 March 1, 2004 QuoteSomebody call the whaambulance FUNNY.... ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #12 March 1, 2004 Is this skydiveXXL is a big dick or has a big dick (just checking...) Seems like even in a thread about me, people still make fun of you! I'll take you to lunch and buy you a Wahmburger and some Curly Cries! Bietch! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #13 March 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote2 foot inflatable beer bottle. Pussy. Hey...he's got a legitimate gripe. One time someone dropped a pillow on my head from a second story window. I still have nightmares about the experience A pillow??? Come on..... Did it have a brick in it? It'd be much more impressive if it were a brick stuffed pillow. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #14 March 1, 2004 The only thing that saved you from my wrath is that I am sure I have done many similarly dicky things in my time. At least I am not sleeping with my girlfriend's stripper's mom's aunt. __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #15 March 1, 2004 A picture of the injury. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #16 March 1, 2004 Seeeeee?!?!?! It's fricken hideous!!! The injury is not too good looking either! __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #17 March 1, 2004 Sooo that's what the 'Flinger" looks like...I wondered PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #18 March 1, 2004 QuoteSeeeeee?!?!?! It's fricken hideous!!! The injury is not too good looking either! U G L Y You ain't got no alibi... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3ringheathen 0 #19 March 2, 2004 I've never met you XXL, but Gork tells me that you are so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head to avoid touching your face. Gork's quite the ball grabber, aint he? -Josh If you have time to panic, you have time to do something more productive. -Me* *Ron has accused me of plagiarizing this quote. He attributes it to Douglas Adams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #20 March 2, 2004 Good one! BUT... When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother... I would have been your father, but the Rodeo clown, the crackhead, and the leper ALL had lower numbers! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #21 March 2, 2004 I can't handle the sight of any head injuries, so I'm with crapflinger on this one. Chris #1 _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #22 March 2, 2004 nice boo boo....loose the inflatable part of the bottle...and make skydiveXXL a large bikeras ppl say....chicks dig scars Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bat150 0 #23 March 3, 2004 Andy its good to see that you have not lost your sense of humor. Even with that ......well dare i say it on public record. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #24 March 3, 2004 ' I guess I am an easy bleeder... ' WHOOOAA THERE! dude WAY to much information!!!!! Is that a feather I see between your teeth?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #25 March 24, 2004 I'm in a really fucking good mood.... so B U M P ! ! ! ! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
