weegegirl 2 #1 September 22, 2006 Just wondering. Because it is playing my last nerve!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidST 0 #2 September 22, 2006 Depends on where you shoot it. Kill shot: nope just hide the body and say it ran away Or you could just shoot your roomate but i doubt the dog can pay rent Disclaimer: I don't promote the hurting of any animal the above is for humor alone.As a general rule, the better it felt when you said it, the more trouble it's going to get you into. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 September 22, 2006 Of course not... best served with a nice Chianti ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeppo 0 #4 September 22, 2006 QuoteDepends on where you shoot it. Kill shot: nope just hide the body and say it ran away Or you could just shoot your roomate but i doubt the dog can pay rent Disclaimer: I don't promote the hurting of any animal the above is for humor alone. A disclaimer for shoting the dog...but no problems shotting the roommate...What goes up, must come DOWN!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #5 September 22, 2006 No! Don't shoot the poor dog...BUT...they used to sell this stuff at Spencers (if you know that store, usually in the mall) called 'fart spray' and it stinks to high heaven. Just give the dog a good spraying and put him in your roomies room until they get home from work. Then BATHTIME for ol' rover. And most DOGS hate baths. Poetic Justice, I say!! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #6 September 22, 2006 that's cute. but what about one that just won't SHUUUDUUUUPPPPPP?? Grrrr. I'm sure this will pass. Just ignore the mangey mut and it will shut up, right? By the way, Josh, if you are reading this, I really do love your dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #7 September 22, 2006 Is he/she a barker? Or a whiner? Be a little more specific about what is annoying you.010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #8 September 22, 2006 What exactly is it doing and where is it doing it at? If it is outside barking by itself it is probably just bored and needs something to work it's mind. If this is the case, does it have a kong or any other toy like that that can be filled with goodies? If it does fill the toy with peanut butter or cream cheese, give it to the dog and have hours of quiet bliss.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #9 September 22, 2006 Basically I spoil the damn dog. So when I'm not giving it attention it sits there and whines. It begs too. It's an older dog. I don't think she is trainable. She's sweet though. Just a pain in my arse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #10 September 22, 2006 Quotethat's cute. but what about one that just won't SHUUUDUUUUPPPPPP?? Grrrr. I'm sure this will pass. Just ignore the mangey mut and it will shut up, right? By the way, Josh, if you are reading this, I really do love your dog. __________________________________ Barks too much, you say? At Pet Smart, they have a collar that gives-off a bit of a shock to the dog, when it barks too much. We got to our last nerve and got one for our collie. She just sees that collar comin' and clams-up! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Randy_H 0 #11 September 22, 2006 This clicky! may help! 010010010110010101100001011101000111000001110101011100110111001101111001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #12 September 22, 2006 QuoteJust wondering. Because it is playing my last nerve!! Buy a shock collar and shock it every time it barks. 1) it won't bark as much, and 2) you get pure entertainment out of something that would otherwise bother you.______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #13 September 22, 2006 QuoteBy the way, Josh, if you are reading this, I really do love your dog. HAHAHAHA. I'll be sure to let him know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 September 22, 2006 QuoteBasically I spoil the damn dog. So when I'm not giving it attention it sits there and whines. It begs too. It's an older dog. I don't think she is trainable. She's sweet though. Just a pain in my arse. Sounds alot like several women I have dated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #15 September 22, 2006 It depends on what the dogs name is Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #16 September 22, 2006 depends on what caliber gun you use. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 September 22, 2006 is it a real dog or eagle bait, Eagle bait is fair game see if yu can wound it a bit at a time...I hate those little fruggers to all the PETA peepholes, I'm not serious, Gassing it to death would be much more humaneYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #18 September 23, 2006 No, don't shoot the dog, claim the dog is a terrorist and torture it first! If you do it after this legislation passes, you might get exonerated. Actually, a trick out of one of George Hayduke's books, "Revenge" provides an idea. Dogs love bacon. Cook up a few pounds of bacon. Remove bacon and drain cool grease into a big fat sponge. Place sponge in proximity to pooch. Watch pooch try to scarf sponge. Watch pooch wallow in stomach upset. It shouldn't kill'em but will take him out of action for awhile. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DustyP 0 #19 September 23, 2006 don't tell anyone.... shooting is messy! you could always give it a bunch of sleeping pills....nite...nite...take alittle dirt nap dog... or if you rent....tell him that the landlord said to get rid of it...............thats what i did! depends on how hardcore you are.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites