FlankSteak

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  1. Thanks Scott. Ya, I got quite a few calls today since it is my home dz, so I appreciate it! I'll keep my energy positive in the meantime. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  2. I've been trying to contact the dz, but as understandably expected, no one is answering. It's weird that the info provided by the hunter who "heard the plane crash" and the radar info, that they haven't been able to find anything yet. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  3. FlankSteak

    Why?

    I must say....You sure have a pretty mouth! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  4. Hell is life - think about all the pain and rage and sorrow and grief we go thru in a lifetime - that's hell. There is no fire pit with a massive beast waiting to slash you flesh for eternity. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  5. I'm with ya Brah! I good friend of mine HATES them as much as I do, and one day we were at some public place, and this guy was talking loud into the phone so that everyone around could here (do these people have a fucking clue???). So my buddy stands up and yells out to everyone else "QUIET EVERYONE, HE'S ON THE PHONE!" It was classic! The guy got off the phone a few seconds after that. On the same note, I want to know why talking on the cell phone while driving automatically decreases your speed by 10mph? ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  6. The Y's always a good place to eat at...has a little twang to it! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  7. Algae...Algae I tell you!!! So you have to lick a few fish tanks, big deal. I was turned onto algae jumping at Blue Skies when they were in San Antonio, and you would be suprised what it does for the body (and for your health). So it's a little expensive - BFD - it beats the alternative (ie - you right now!) Dude, check it yo: http://www.klamathbluegreen.com ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  8. I don't know if this has been mentioned, but a good one is call The Can Trap. Here's how it goes. Take two empty beer cans (or beverage can of choice) and tie fishing line to the two tabs. The fishing line should be the length of the road (width) they drive on with the additional length that you can put the cans in a hidden area (like a newspaper box, shrub, etc) - the height of their car's grill. When the car comes around, they won't even see the line and they will hear the two cans bouncing around on the ground as they drive. FUNNIER THAN HELL. Childish, but funny (and really, no harm done). ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  9. What did you just say about my mom? ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  10. This is a GREAT idea. The FDA, medical (mental) and pharmaceutical industries are going to be happy. Mentally fucked up, fat kids are going to need drugs to help them with this great decision. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  11. FlankSteak

    Boobie Show!

    Damn! You're suck a tease!!! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  12. Sounds like it's time to go shopping ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  13. I'd say scrape it from your tongue onto a front tooth and wear it with pride. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  14. I say, fuck ya!!! You know what else is coming back? The collar up. I've seen three guys in the last week. I tell ya man, the 80's were good years! ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."
  15. As some of you know, I first walked into the large window at Lost Prairy 2005 thinking it was an open door, after that continued drinking shots people fed me, and soon after, fell off their deck and landed directly onto my head (about a 6' fall), and I don't remember it. The nurse said I was lucky I was as intoxicated as I was. No staples in the skull though. ______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form."