Andy_Copland 0 #1 September 28, 2006 I wont get into the details because it was me being an idiot... But im now pissing traces of blood because my kidney has taken a slight beating and a couple of ribs are cracked. Im signed off for at least 2 weeks but i need to work as im a contractor and dont get sick pay.. I dont know what to do 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #2 September 28, 2006 skydiving ??scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 September 28, 2006 Nope, cycling drunk..... into lamp posts 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 September 28, 2006 I know it hurts to laugh, so I will laugh for ya!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #5 September 28, 2006 QuoteNope, cycling drunk..... into lamp posts I'm relieved to hear that! For a minute, I was worried that you were going to say that you shot the parents and they beat the piss out of you!Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #6 September 28, 2006 QuoteI wont get into the details because it was me being an idiot... But im now pissing traces of blood because my kidney has taken a slight beating and a couple of ribs are cracked. Im signed off for at least 2 weeks but i need to work as im a contractor and dont get sick pay.. I dont know what to do Sue the beer company or the lampost company or the council. Its the American dream! Oh wait...were in the UK. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 September 28, 2006 I didnt think the damage was too bad but thought i better get it checked out this morning. I woke up and could hardly get out of bed so thought "fuck this im seeing a Dr" Im such a dork 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mostly_Harmless 0 #8 September 28, 2006 Yea it's too bad you don't live in the US. If you did you could probably sue everything in site including the bike company, the town for having hard sidewalks, and the little old lady who didn't help you up after you fell. Hope you get better soon!_________________________________________ www.myspace.com/termvelocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 September 28, 2006 Andy...don't you know your not supposed to peddle and drink at the same time!!?? Its gonna be tough getting in and out off bed for a while...you'll have to sleep sitting up....seriously. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 September 28, 2006 It was a fucking spectacular wipe out though! I got up, ran around for a while hunched over gritting my teeth then just fell flat on my back for a few minutes breathing thinking "What a dumb fuck" before getting up and peddling home and to my bed 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 September 28, 2006 Did little birdies fly around your head?? Did the smack of the lamp post "ring"? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 September 28, 2006 The bike was tougher than me. I think what happened was i hit the curb, smacked my head off the lamp post and landed on the curb with my side. So i have a nice lump on my noggin as well 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 September 28, 2006 Poor baby! Good Grief! Take it easy and by all means, watch out for those lamp posts!!!!!!!!!!! They can hurt ya, donchta know?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 September 28, 2006 I just got some crisp dust (potato chip to you loons) up my nose.... I need to sneeze and need to hold it back 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 September 28, 2006 Quoteand a couple of ribs are cracked. Keep a firm pillow (like a throw pillow for a sofa) handy for when you sneeze or cough. You can thank me later.... heal up quick!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #16 September 28, 2006 Simply amazing! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #17 September 28, 2006 You like that huh? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woodpecker 0 #18 September 28, 2006 Exactly what I was thinking. Well, that and I wish I was there to see it. SONIC WOODY #146 There is a fine line between cockiness and confidence -- which side of the line are you on? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #19 September 28, 2006 Why am I not surprised tut tut tut Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #20 September 28, 2006 Look on the bright side. At least you never got pinched for drink driving. Do you need your driving licence for your contractor Job.---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #21 September 28, 2006 In a perfect world he would have video of it, maybe even wearing a camera helmet. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6062781242066976623&q=bicycle+crash&hl=enBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #22 September 28, 2006 Here I was thinking it was a "boxer's fracture" of the fifth metacarpal from beating the hell out of the kid shooting at your nephew. The story sucks now. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
