kbordson 8 #1 October 14, 2006 You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China. You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair. You're so ugly, you could model for death threats. You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator. You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror. You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you. You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents. You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet. Your girlfriend is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur. You're so ugly, you make onions cry. You're so ugly, YOUR pet name is "Scooby Doo". You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock. You're so ugly, you have to Trick-or-Treat by phone. You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and a cop pulled you over for mooning! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #2 October 14, 2006 you so ugly, even the Pope thinks you should've been aborted. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 October 14, 2006 You're so ugly, your girlfriend wears a paper bag as well as you, when you're have sex. Just in case yours falls off. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #4 October 15, 2006 you're so ugly, your face has been declared a natural disaster area. you're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a brothel even if you had a million dollars.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #5 October 15, 2006 You're so ugly that your parents hung a pork chop around your neck, just to got the dog to play with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #6 October 15, 2006 Your so ugly: if my dog looked like you I would have his ass and make him walk backwards. He was so ugly he hurt my feelings. ~ Moms Mabley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnie 0 #7 October 15, 2006 yOUR SO UGLY !yOU WOULD MAKE A BAG OF ONIONS CRYNo matter where you Go!"there you are"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #8 October 15, 2006 This thread is insensitive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #9 October 15, 2006 QuoteThis thread is insensitive. That's only b/c you're ugly. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #10 October 15, 2006 You're So ugly, if you were questioned as a homicide eyewitness, you would make the crime scene investigators puke, before the mangled corpse could.*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #11 October 15, 2006 QuoteThis thread is insensitive. Yep ! So what's your Point ? You say that like it's a bad thing !*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #12 October 15, 2006 I may be ugly but at least I've got a small penis! Wait...dammit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #13 October 15, 2006 QuoteI may be ugly but at least I've got a small penis! Wait...dammit! Is today opposite day or something? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #14 October 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteThis thread is insensitive. That's only b/c you're ugly. Now THAT is funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stuartledden 0 #15 October 15, 2006 You're so ugly that when you were born they threw the baby away and kept the placenta! Don't forget to pull your stopping ropes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suavel 0 #16 October 15, 2006 When I saw the title I thought this was a Violent Femmes thread... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 October 15, 2006 You're so ugly; it looks like your face was set on fire and put out with a cricket bat. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #18 October 15, 2006 You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt roadThe only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
valjumps46 0 #19 October 15, 2006 ha ha"I'm going to marry my novels and have short stories for children." BLuE sKiES & aPpLE PIeS oh and I'm "M" A-ZIng Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #20 October 15, 2006 Your so ugly you look like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 October 15, 2006 How would you know? Oh... there was that one picture.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #22 October 15, 2006 I've seen better pictures it trueWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #23 October 15, 2006 Remember, enough makeup and photoshop, even the ugly can look DAMN FINE! (think of Callista Flockhart) That's why the physical appearance is decieving. I just was sent the "you're so ugly..." messages and thought they were amusing. (I have quite the loving friends ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #24 October 15, 2006 "You're so ugly you'd make a Pit Bulldog leave the back of a meat truck on a dead run." TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #25 October 15, 2006 QuoteI may be ugly but at least I've got a small penis! Wait...dammit! TDF Lind ROFLMAO*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
