shropshire 0 #26 October 31, 2006 The Oval Orifice Office (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J_Cook 0 #27 October 31, 2006 On grass, unless you're on top. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #28 October 31, 2006 On the beach directly on the sand! No towel or blanket....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #29 October 31, 2006 Awww, but I think farting sand would make a great party trick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #30 October 31, 2006 Cheap carpets give pretty bad burns too....... or so I've heard (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #31 October 31, 2006 QuoteAwww, but I think farting sand would make a great party trick. You can go right ahead and work on that one my dear She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hambone 0 #32 October 31, 2006 QuoteWOW... look who comes out of the wood work!! I will have you know that some of us have been working. Not me but everyone around me and thus I had to put up the front that I too was working. I feel as though I have been unjustly juged and will not be putting up with such haberdashery. Anywho. I am begining to skydive again as I once again have a rig...its amazing what a repack from hell can do to you when you aren't ready for it. Yuck...See you this weekend, Right? I'm pumped you know... The street.Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #33 October 31, 2006 wow, you're adventurous doing anal on the beach. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #34 October 31, 2006 Motel 6Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #36 November 1, 2006 lol? whats that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #37 November 1, 2006 but if the grass was dry... now that would be horrible and srcatchy. end up with a red bum! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #38 November 1, 2006 QuoteWalt's bathtub. Blues, Dave Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #39 November 1, 2006 the beach... is absolutely the worst...deserts fall into the same category for the same reason.... Sand is NOT a good thing to get into sensitive places. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #40 November 1, 2006 Quotethe beach... is absolutely the worst...deserts fall into the same category for the same reason.... Sand is NOT a good thing to get into sensitive places. Based on a lot of what I read here, it would appear that many dz.commers disagree with you. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #41 November 1, 2006 On a hiking trail.... in a patch of poison IvyFly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #42 November 1, 2006 QuoteOn a hiking trail.... in a patch of poison Ivy Ouch!Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #43 November 1, 2006 QuotePrison, I'd imagine. A Turkish Prison."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #44 November 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteOn a hiking trail.... in a patch of poison Ivy Ouch! Yeah, Tell me about it When are you going to come back and jump in Cali. I miss seeing you out at the DZ.Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #45 November 1, 2006 seems like so many dont want to do prison sex.... I would not know about prison sex.... but the beach thing.. that was personal experience... and the desert too.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #46 November 1, 2006 Quoteseems like so many dont want to do prison sex.... I would not know about prison sex.... but the beach thing.. that was personal experience... and the desert too.... I was referring to how many of these people frequently seem to have sand in their vaginas. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #47 November 1, 2006 Cessna 182Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #48 November 1, 2006 Porta potty. Online."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #49 November 1, 2006 QuotePorta potty in the dessert at 130F.. Online. There, fixed it for you."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #50 November 1, 2006 ...the ex's house.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
