Butters 0 #1 December 21, 2006 All this talk about husbands and wives ... how about we just stick to boyfriends and girlfriends. I want a girlfriend who ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #2 December 21, 2006 1. Loves Adventure 2. Hates packing, but her wonderful bf loves it 3. Loves the tunnel and jumping... and her boyfriend just so happens to own a tunnel (I can dream right?) 4. Loves to sing 5. Is always in a good mood 6. Is determined that's all I can come up with for now hehe PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 December 21, 2006 So you want a girlfriend who has a boyfriend? I had no idea you were into that kind of thing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #4 December 21, 2006 QuoteAll this talk about husbands and wives ... how about we just stick to boyfriends and girlfriends. I want a girlfriend who ... is a deaf, mute nymphomaniac.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 December 21, 2006 ...understands the nature of logic, and the only way she can attain it, and who seeks it as often as possible. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 December 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteAll this talk about husbands and wives ... how about we just stick to boyfriends and girlfriends. I want a girlfriend who ... is a deaf, mute nymphomaniac. I don't want her to be deaf...she needs to be able to hear me express my wishes. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #7 December 21, 2006 Quote1. Loves Adventure 2. Hates packing, but her wonderful bf loves it 3. Loves the tunnel and jumping... and her boyfriend just so happens to own a tunnel (I can dream right?) 4. Loves to sing 5. Is always in a good mood 6. Is determined that's all I can come up with for now heheIts really too bad I'm too old for you... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 December 21, 2006 I want a boyfriend that talks like Cartman in bed. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #9 December 21, 2006 shut your pie hole.... does that help? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #10 December 21, 2006 You will respect my authouritay!!!!! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #11 December 21, 2006 "Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed." Eric Cartman"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #12 December 21, 2006 shutup woman, or I'm gonna kick you square in the nuttsssss!!!!!! now respect my authoritahhhhh MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 December 21, 2006 Ok, now that a few of you replied with Cartman quotes, which one of you is gonna say them to me in bed? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #14 December 21, 2006 Quote Ok, now that a few of you replied with Cartman quotes, which one of you is gonna say them to me in bed? In the bed, on the coffee table, in the yard, now move your arse!!!! And for an encore---I speak in tongues Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildfan75 1 #15 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuote Ok, now that a few of you replied with Cartman quotes, which one of you is gonna say them to me in bed? In the bed, on the coffee table, in the yard, now move your arse!!!! And for an encore---I speak in tongues Our cheif weapon weapons are fear. Fear and surprise. Surprise and fear.... Great Quote!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #16 December 22, 2006 I want a girlfriend who..... - puts up with me with a smile on her face =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #17 December 22, 2006 OMG, when did you come back Shaun?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #18 December 22, 2006 Quote OMG, when did you come back Shaun?? 5 days ago. Today I went out and jumped like I haven't jumped in about 2 years - Now it's time to start a normal life.....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stewie 0 #19 December 22, 2006 QuoteI want a girlfriend who ... ...walks into my bedroom and finds me tied up and covered in motor oil, and returns with jumper cables, a saddle, and roller skates. What?"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bazelos 0 #20 December 22, 2006 Quote I want a girlfriend who ... Bullshit, all you need to do is learn how to suck yourself. You will never leave bed, you won't need a girlfriend, and if you get one, you won't be mad at her for not swallowing. Sucking yourself is the best thing since sliced bread!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
wildfan75 1 #15 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuote Ok, now that a few of you replied with Cartman quotes, which one of you is gonna say them to me in bed? In the bed, on the coffee table, in the yard, now move your arse!!!! And for an encore---I speak in tongues Our cheif weapon weapons are fear. Fear and surprise. Surprise and fear.... Great Quote!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #16 December 22, 2006 I want a girlfriend who..... - puts up with me with a smile on her face =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #17 December 22, 2006 OMG, when did you come back Shaun?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #18 December 22, 2006 Quote OMG, when did you come back Shaun?? 5 days ago. Today I went out and jumped like I haven't jumped in about 2 years - Now it's time to start a normal life.....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stewie 0 #19 December 22, 2006 QuoteI want a girlfriend who ... ...walks into my bedroom and finds me tied up and covered in motor oil, and returns with jumper cables, a saddle, and roller skates. What?"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bazelos 0 #20 December 22, 2006 Quote I want a girlfriend who ... Bullshit, all you need to do is learn how to suck yourself. You will never leave bed, you won't need a girlfriend, and if you get one, you won't be mad at her for not swallowing. Sucking yourself is the best thing since sliced bread!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Unstable 8 #16 December 22, 2006 I want a girlfriend who..... - puts up with me with a smile on her face =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 December 22, 2006 OMG, when did you come back Shaun?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #18 December 22, 2006 Quote OMG, when did you come back Shaun?? 5 days ago. Today I went out and jumped like I haven't jumped in about 2 years - Now it's time to start a normal life.....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stewie 0 #19 December 22, 2006 QuoteI want a girlfriend who ... ...walks into my bedroom and finds me tied up and covered in motor oil, and returns with jumper cables, a saddle, and roller skates. What?"Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #20 December 22, 2006 Quote I want a girlfriend who ... Bullshit, all you need to do is learn how to suck yourself. You will never leave bed, you won't need a girlfriend, and if you get one, you won't be mad at her for not swallowing. Sucking yourself is the best thing since sliced bread!He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
