popsjumper 2 #1 January 17, 2007 Go to Ban Camp?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #2 January 17, 2007 And if so, are there flutes involved? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 January 17, 2007 This is how they train..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bisqit999 0 #4 January 17, 2007 This one time, in ban camp......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 January 17, 2007 I can see it now... HH at the whiteboard. Candidates at the tables with monitors and keyboards in front of them. HH: "Alright, do it again from the top." HH: "No, no, no...do it with authority! HH: "Try it again. 1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4." Candydate: "HH, is it that keystroke and then this one or is it this keystroke and then that one...I'm confused." HH : *sigh* HH: "You! Back there iin the corner! Are you playing a flute? Stand up and play it in class."My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #6 January 17, 2007 Quote HH: "You! Back there iin the corner! Are you playing a flute? Stand up and play it in class." Then stick it in your... Oops... Am I going to get banned for that. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #7 January 17, 2007 HH: "No! It's your ONE warning, not your OWN warning! Now get it right or pay the price!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 January 17, 2007 I'm having visions of his forkedness laughing his ass off at this threadI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #9 January 17, 2007 QuoteI'm having visions of his forkedness laughing his ass off at this thread ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #10 January 17, 2007 Hey ANDY! Seems like people are scared of this post. I like it! .The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #11 January 17, 2007 QuoteI can see it now... HH : *sigh* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! you are one funny monkey, Andy! Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 January 17, 2007 QuoteI'm having visions of his forkedness laughing his ass off at this thread His forkedness only laughs when Chuck Norris gives him permission. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #13 January 17, 2007 People were scared of my dictionary threat too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 January 17, 2007 QuoteI can see it now... HH at the whiteboard. Candidates at the tables with monitors and keyboards in front of them. HH: "Alright, do it again from the top." HH: "No, no, no...do it with authority! HH: "Try it again. 1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4." Candydate: "HH, is it that keystroke and then this one or is it this keystroke and then that one...I'm confused." HH : *sigh* HH: "You! Back there iin the corner! Are you playing a flute? Stand up and play it in class." Continuing.... HH: "Pay very close attention. The final exam consists of two parts--a written exam and an oral and practical exam in which you will have to contend with Funks, Cocheese, and Artistcalledian. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #15 January 17, 2007 QuoteThis one time, in ban camp HH said "Now that you know how it's done you must drink from the fountain of life...Oban!." From then on life became rosey all the time...or in some cases it no longer mattered~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 January 17, 2007 QuoteQuoteI can see it now... HH at the whiteboard. Candidates at the tables with monitors and keyboards in front of them. HH: "Alright, do it again from the top." HH: "No, no, no...do it with authority! HH: "Try it again. 1, 2, 3, 4...1, 2, 3, 4." Candydate: "HH, is it that keystroke and then this one or is it this keystroke and then that one...I'm confused." HH : *sigh* HH: "You! Back there iin the corner! Are you playing a flute? Stand up and play it in class." Continuing.... HH: "Pay very close attention. The final exam consists of two parts--a written exam and an oral and practical exam in which you will have to contend with Funks, Cocheese, and Artistcalledian. Walt Further continuation... Greenie Noob: Do I R E A L L Y have to MEASURE Walts Poop to see if it falls within the banning parameters?! HH: That's what the Bio Haz Ruler in your Greenie kit IS FOR! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #17 January 17, 2007 QuoteThis is how they train..... Actually, here is an accurate ,real world representation of what we do online. The only way it could possibly be better is if we could actualy reach out of your monitor and administer it ourselves."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TMPattersonJr 0 #18 January 17, 2007 QuoteThe only way it could possibly be better is if we could actualy reach out of your monitor and administer it ourselves. Like This?!?Blue SkiesBlack DeathFacebook www.PLabsInc.com www.SkydiveDeLand.com www.FlyteSkool.ws Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ypelchat 0 #20 January 17, 2007 QuoteGo to Ban Camp? Nope! Just a few lessons given by Remster, and we're all set. Yves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #21 January 17, 2007 This is a very rare training video showing HH at work. Check it out HERE "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 January 17, 2007 Or...This! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #23 January 17, 2007 LOL! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #24 January 17, 2007 They probably get CT training so much....it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #25 January 17, 2007 Quote Or...This! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
