List of ways to mess with your cat... (add to this list)

[ExAFO 0]

1. Scotch tape on paw pads
2. Hair scrunchie on the base of their tails
3. MP3s of kittens crying
4. Caffiene in their water
5. tube sock over their head

Add to this list!

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[Thanatos340 1]

Make them go "WOOOF"!!

All it takes is a gallon of gasoline and a Match. Kitty Cat goes WOOOF!!

[rehmwa 2]

6 - Clothes pin on their tails
7 - Lay them on their side on the linoleum and spin them until they are dizzy
8 - Spin them the other way
9 - Staredown
10 - Shrinkwrap
11 - Shave them

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[sunshine 2]

For someone that used to dislike cats, you sure have changed. Me thinks your cat has brainwashed you very well.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[ExAFO 0]

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For someone that used to dislike cats, you sure have changed. Me thinks your cat has brainwashed you very well.

Yes, she did.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[sunshine 2]

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11 - Shave them

One of my cats likes to be shaved. I shave him so he won't shed, but he gets all into and likes the electric shaver. The other cat that i don't shave just looks on in wonderment.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Thanatos340 1]

12. Let them go for a ride on the Turn Table in the Microwave.

13. Tumble Dry!! (Alf Liked it!! Of course he liked Cats too)

[sunshine 2]

Hrm...do i need to make a list of "ways to mess with J?"

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[mfrese 0]

Gently tie a helium balloon to their tail. They use their tails for balance, so they usually just freeze in place and yowl when their tail is stuck straight up.
Non-violent, non-animal abusing fun for the whole family.

Doctor I ain't gonna die,
Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash

[Bolas 5]

One can never underestimate the power of the pussy












cat.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Thanatos340 1]

14. Make them Meooow!!

24 hours in the Deep Freezer and a Power Saw usually works best. They go "Meooooow"

[n2skdvn 0]

laser pointers.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[SBS 0]

15. Put your finger in their ass.

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[iluvtofly 0]

Have them chase the laser pointer from a carpeted floor onto lynolium.

Put the laser pointer on the other cat and watch them attack each other.

[Thanatos340 1]

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15. Put your finger M-80`s in their ass.

Fixed it for you.

[SBS 0]

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Fixed it for you.

Mustard...

I guess it depends how long you want your entertainment to last...

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[porpoishead 5]

bury em in the yard with just the head stikin out, then mow the lawn.



put a couple of em in a king size pillow case, tie a knot on the end, then chuck it into a lake.

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[Thanatos340 1]

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I guess it depends how long you want your entertainment to last...

That just depends on how many cats you can round up.

Perhaps the Funniest Skydiving related Story I ever heard was a bit Neal Boortz did many years ago. It was a "Live" Broadcast from the Georgia State Skydiving Cat Catching contest". 4 Jumpers and a Pissed off cat in a Cessna, get to altitude, Toss the cat out and then all four jumpers. Who ever lands with the cat wins. (No One won the first couple Rounds.)

It was all staged with great sound effects and copies of the tape were sold to raise money for the local animal shelters. The Police were scrambling to visit all the local Airports while the show was being aired trying to find out where this was going on so they could shut it down.

[ExAFO 0]

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-shit-

I could only imagine the titanium-plated, world-class shitfit that would be thrown if "Dog" was substituted for "cat" in Thanatos' posts...

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[Thanatos340 1]

Anyone that knows me at all knows Im Joking.. Those that dont know me... Well, Fuck em.

Just for the record.. I love all animals and wouldnt hurt ANY animal (even a Cat) in any way at all unless it inteded to harm me or another human.

[sunshine 2]

Pee in their litterbox ~ make sure they watch you do this.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[fallinbear 0]

introduce it (them) to my dog. He just doesn't have enough kitty scars yet. And maybe soon he'll learn to leave 'em alone.

I don't want to make all the decisions because if I screw up, then I can't blame it on you...

[DeNReN 0]

16. give a cat chewing gum

17. catnip spray on your SO's jeans

18. chase with a vacuum cleaner

19. give it a pickled egg

[iluvtofly 0]

20. Feed them peanut butter. (This also works well with dogs)

[virgin-burner 1]

no, better give it to mine, she likes toys..

i have this stoopid neighbour that lets her persians out for "walks" on strings.. and usually when i walk out the door, this damn cats always seem to be stuck right in front of it. its a glass door, cant remember how many times my dog ran into it.. if they're a bit further, and we cant see them from the stairways, she always gets them.. i think the cats like it tough!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
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-Yoda