monkeytesticles 0 #1 March 26, 2007 This weekend me and and a buddy decided to put the shit talking aside and see who actually had the bigger balls. After consuming 9 or so beers each we hijacked our local cessna and took off for a low pull contest. Don't worry, the pilot didnt have as much to drink we we did. We left the plane around 10K, any higher and we would have had to bust through a layer of clouds, we didnt want to do anything stupid so we got out just below the clouds. We fucking blew through 3K, then 2K, then 1500, I guess I have the bigger balls because my buddy dumped around 1200K. Once I saw him throw out I knew it was safe for me to begin my deployment feeling confident that I was going to win the big balls contest. I dumped around 900ft. Holy shit that ground got big really fast, it was so fucking cool. I went out that night and used my new found confidence to pick up a hot piece of ass. It was a good weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CornishChris 5 #2 March 26, 2007 Corned Beef Hash INGREDIENTS 6 large potatoes, peeled and diced 1 (12 ounce) can corned beef, cut into chunks 1 medium onion, chopped 1 cup beef broth DIRECTIONS In a large deep skillet, over medium heat, combine the potatoes, corned beef, onion, and beef broth. Cover and simmer until potatoes are of mashing consistency, and the liquid is almost gone. Mix well, and serve. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #3 March 26, 2007 yeah that must be cool. Do you want to be my friend ? Why didn't you jump from an An-2? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #4 March 26, 2007 Damn, that sounds good-I hope it's almost lunch timeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 March 26, 2007 IBTL... You know what happens to trolls... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #6 March 26, 2007 QuoteIBTL... I don't think you are suppossed to say that any more Billy. Oh - me too. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 March 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteIBTL... I don't think you are suppossed to say that any more Billy. Oh - me too. Oops, you're probably right... Oh and by the way, monkey testicles aren't very big. I can think of a whole slew of animals that have much bigger balls. So there. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #8 March 26, 2007 You got out above 2000 ft? Pussy. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 March 26, 2007 QuoteYou got out above 2000 ft? Pussy. Yeah. He obviously hasn't tried 1800 feet at a demo. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #10 March 26, 2007 Wow, you're really cool.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeytesticles 0 #11 March 26, 2007 Hey, you look an awful lot like the chick I picked up this weekend. By any chance do you have any pictures of yourself naked, face down with a mouthful of pillow I could see for me to be absolutely sure? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #13 March 26, 2007 lol...you'd never have a chance in hell in picking me up.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeytesticles 0 #14 March 26, 2007 Quotelol...you'd never have a chance in hell in picking me up. Actually, you are probably right. You have the face of an angel, the eyes of a beauty queen, and the wit of a very intelligent women. I would only be so lucky to have a chance with a lady such as yourself. If I am ever in your town, would you at least humor me by allowing me to buy you dinner and a drink? Perhaps we can even do some drunk naked skydiving together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #15 March 26, 2007 So - this last weekend I went to the zoo. There were monkies with testicles there. They were masturbating. Then they saw we were watching and they got mad and hit the glass. It was cool. (Am I as cool as Monkeytesticles now?!??!)=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 March 26, 2007 Being a turd expert it is my professional opinion that you need to be flushed. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 March 26, 2007 Will you be my hero? Please.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #18 March 26, 2007 oh oh oh Can I be you lackie? You are the best, can I jump with you so you can sign my log book? I'll pack for you and fetch all your beer. pleeeeease !!!!!!! I'm desperate to have an idol like youSO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #19 March 26, 2007 QuoteAfter consuming 9 or so beers each we hijacked our local cessna and took off for a low pull contest...........we didnt want to do anything stupid so we got out just below the clouds. Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #20 March 26, 2007 Quote If I am ever in your town, would you at least humor me by allowing me to buy you dinner and a drink? She might let you do that, as long as you are nowhere nearby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #21 March 26, 2007 Chromeboy did this bit much better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 March 26, 2007 QuoteChromeboy did this bit much better. THAT was funny - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #23 March 26, 2007 One time I heard that Monkey Testicles had another big Balls Contest with Dumbo, and the loser had to shave legs. Dumbo shaved his legs. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 March 26, 2007 Quote One time I heard that Monkey Testicles had another big Balls Contest with Dumbo, and the loser had to shave legs. Dumbo shaved his legs. That's only because the elephant said "Ow" when the coconut hit her in the head.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #25 March 26, 2007 i'm a FUCKTARD, who wants to fuck with me NOW?!!!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
