skymama 35 #1 May 10, 2007 This is just a public service announcement. You still have time to go mail a card to Mom today. Order some flowers too. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 May 10, 2007 Is it wrong that I though of you when I read this? I wasn't gonna send a card though. On a serious note: I spent the weekend with my mum last week. That was my present to her. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 May 10, 2007 Yep. I am taking a weekend off from the DZ and spending this weekend working on My Moms House and RV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #4 May 10, 2007 I'm afraid to ask what you were thinking of giving me instead of a card! Quote That was my present to her. You're a good son. That's better than any gift you could give her. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #5 May 10, 2007 I somehow managed to pick out a $7 Hallmark card for my mom. I'm not complaining about spending $7 on my mom of course.. but wow. I was surprised at Hallmark! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 May 10, 2007 I got a text message reminder yesterday and got my flower order in shortly thereafter. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 May 10, 2007 Quote I'm afraid to ask what you were thinking of giving me instead of a card! Dont be afraid. Hippies dont bite. Hard. Unless asked. Wouldnt you like a Hippie prepared breakfast in bed? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #8 May 10, 2007 She left me!!!! Yup went out of town and won't be back till next weekShe gets nothing!!! nothing I say!! Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #9 May 10, 2007 Quote Wouldnt you like a Hippie prepared breakfast in bed? Most definitely! Kitty...a $7 card. That's outrageous!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 May 10, 2007 Cards for Grandma and Mom were signed with love and mailed yesterday morning! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #11 May 10, 2007 I know! Its kind of like when you pick up the 50 Sexiest people version of People in the check out line, and you expect it to be about five bucks.. its more like 20! Put that sucker back on the shelf.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #12 May 10, 2007 Last Sunday I bought a BBQ gril that my mom picked and spent hours putting that sh*t together! holy cow! I had no idea that thing would take so long to be ready... needless to say I finished it with some screws left but since I'm afraid of that propane tank... I will be at the DZ when she tries it http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #13 May 10, 2007 Quote It's Mother's Day on Sunday Great. I vote that mothers should have to earn the right to be honored on mothers day by actually being a good mother. Just pushing out a kid or three out into the world ain't enough .__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #14 May 10, 2007 Quote Last Sunday I bought a BBQ girl that my mom picked and spent hours putting that sh*t together! You bought your mom a bbq girl??? How does that work?? Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Last Sunday I bought a BBQ girl that my mom picked and spent hours putting that sh*t together! You bought your mom a bbq girl??? How does that work?? Simple...lots of basting stretched out over several hours. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brierebecca 0 #16 May 10, 2007 Going to visit this weekend, chocolate cheesecake in hand. Brie "Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keka 0 #17 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Last Sunday I bought a BBQ girl that my mom picked and spent hours putting that sh*t together! You bought your mom a bbq girl??? How does that work?? LOLhttp://www.woundedwarriorproject.org PMS#551 I love my life :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 51 #18 May 10, 2007 We're taking both Moms out to lunch on Saturday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #19 May 10, 2007 Did you have to do this, Andrea?Isn't it bad enough that every paper you pick up, every radio and TV station you tune in to harps on the fact? Even the spam on the net is laced with Mothers Day info. Maybe it's the fact that this is the 5th Mothers Day since I lost my mom, or maybe all the smoke here is cooking me, I don't know... but I am finding this month tough enough without being reminded of it here on dz.com. (And for those who say "Why open the thread then?" -- it's bad enough just to see the topic, ok?) All that aside, unless your mother abused you or tried to sell you to the gypsies as a slave, please, please, please spend some time with her this weekend. The sky will always be there - she won't. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #20 May 10, 2007 Quote Yep. I am taking a weekend off from the DZ and spending this weekend working on My Moms House and RV. RV huh... you mean the one you plan to use? I ordered flowers yesterday, but I really should get a card too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #21 May 10, 2007 Quote This is just a public service announcement. You still have time to go mail a card to Mom today. Order some flowers too. 29 years ago on MD, my call to mom was to inform her that I had just jumped out of a plane. Can't say she was too thrilled to hear that one. Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BelskyBlueEyes 0 #22 May 10, 2007 I guess his mom is a pimp too? Animal print fur, macked out stereo, a dance pole. You have one modern mom! It's "The Furrv" (those of you in Atlanta may know The Fur Bus) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #23 May 10, 2007 Quote Quote Wouldnt you like a Hippie prepared breakfast in bed? Most definitely! mmm.... hot mama in bed. Damn I schmoove! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 May 10, 2007 Hey Now!! Just Like I explained to Mom.. That Pole is Just being put in as an Extra Roof Support.. And the Brass Just looks nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #25 May 10, 2007 This will be my first Mother's Day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
