wildblue 4 #76 July 18, 2007 Quote I drowned as a kid. Clinically dead 2 minutes. Me too. And I turned out fine. It was my sister that almost killed me (for good) too - she claims she fell asleep while she was supposed to be watching me in the pool. I lost a floatie, and sank to the bottom it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #77 July 18, 2007 Used a Benchmade knife as a pry-bar. 6 months of physical therapy and a large scar later, I decided I would never do that shit again. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #78 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote Eat a cockroach on a bet. That reminds me of the time I went to Florida with the RIT track team (NCAA Div III) for spring break. We camped out at some camp ground near UF and trained on the Gators' track. One of the guys ran out of money 3 days into the trip. We got together and agreed that we'd all pitch in a few dollars apiece and get him a live cockroach with the stipulation that he had to eat it to earn the money (some $30). The thing is... the roach has to be alive. You don't want to eat a dead one. Beats me why. Someone caught one that was probably 2 inches long. We were all chanting "go Joe go!" and he looked at the poor bastard and said "gimme the salt shaker". After a good sprinkle, he put it in his mouth, and when he bit down on it, his cheeks instantly expanded as if he'd swallowed dynamite and it blew up, like in the cartoons! The look on his face was priceless! I chewed really, really fast. That initial bite is the worst as everything inside comes squirting out. Quickest $50 I ever made. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #79 July 18, 2007 QuoteI drowned as a kid. Clinically dead 2 minutes. ------------------------------------------------------- Me too. And I turned out fine. Umm....define "fine". ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #80 July 18, 2007 Quickest $50 I ever made. Quote The day ain't over yet! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #81 July 18, 2007 Open an attachment from billyvance ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #82 July 18, 2007 Quote Quickest $50 I ever made. Quote The day ain't over yet! Very true. Whatcha got? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #83 July 18, 2007 Quote Quote Quickest $50 I ever made. Quote The day ain't over yet! Very true. Whatcha got? 38.50 cash...and a 23 dollar two party check! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #84 July 19, 2007 Quote Quote I drowned as a kid. Clinically dead 2 minutes. ------------------------------------------------------- Me too. And I turned out fine. Umm....define "fine". Mental capacity to drive more than 15 miles without getting lost. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #85 July 19, 2007 Umm....define "LOST". ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #86 July 19, 2007 Try to light a glass bottle full of gunpowder with a lit bottle rocket by throwing the lit bottle rocket inside and then trying to screw on the cap before it goes boom. Luckily it didn't work."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #87 July 19, 2007 hold my beer and watch this! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #88 July 19, 2007 Quote hold my beer and watch this! I already said that... don't you read? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #89 July 19, 2007 Quote Quote hold my beer and watch this! I already said that... don't you read? He couldn't hear you.. . . have a hidden sig line that says "Fuck You" to any moderator.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #90 July 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote . . . have a hidden sig line that says "Fuck You" to any moderator. Only YOU would have the guts to do that... how did they catch it? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #91 July 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote . . . have a hidden sig line that says "Fuck You" to any moderator. Only YOU would have the guts to do that... how did they catch it? Waddn't me. And the user that did got banned permanently.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #92 July 19, 2007 Quote Quote hold my beer and watch this! I already said that... don't you read? And uh, oh yeah, I'm still fucking blind, you asstrumpet! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #93 July 19, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote . . . have a hidden sig line that says "Fuck You" to any moderator. Only YOU would have the guts to do that... how did they catch it? Waddn't me. And the user that did got banned permanently. Oh... and Clay did the same thing but more directly... he must have been drunk... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #94 July 19, 2007 I miss funks... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #95 July 19, 2007 Quote I miss funks... Why? Don't I give the mods enough of a hard time??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #96 July 19, 2007 Quote Quote I miss funks... Why? Don't I give the mods enough of a hard time??? did the mods make you change your avatar again!? fuck, if i only could see! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VideoFly 0 #97 July 19, 2007 Jump off a 35-foot cliff holding a rappel rope at the 30-foot mark, expecting to stop just before hitting the ground, with no gloves on. Burned the skin off both hands and hit the ground hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #98 July 19, 2007 Getting my wife to join me hand in hand for a leap off a 40 foot cliff into a lake only to have her resist at the last second, throwing both of us off balance and going SPLAT SPLAT hitting the water the wrong way... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #99 July 19, 2007 Taking my wife on a tandem, stalls & spins just like she did with ME in her airplane...thus removing all doubt, at least in HER mind! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #100 July 19, 2007 be a 1026lb Marlin off the coast of Maui You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
