pick up lines

[pop 0]

This one works every time...try it:

"Baby, did you fart? Cause you blew me away!"

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[turtlespeed 212]

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This one works every time...try it:

"Baby, did you fart? Cause you blew me away!"

I always liked - Nice piercing - here - I have one for you.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Zep 0]

The great British favorite "You don't sweat much for a fat lass"

Gone fishing

[chaoskitty 0]

Hey Pop.. did you fart?

[Lindercles 0]

"Wanna fuck?" usually works for me.

[stitch 0]

"Did you wash your pants in Windex?"



"'Cause I can see myself in them."

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[SpeedRacer 1]

That dress looks good on you. Know where it would look even better?

On my bedroom floor!

Speed Racer
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[headoverheels 292]

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"Did you wash your pants in Windex?"



"'Cause I can see myself in them."

That would be Joy.

[stitch 0]

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"Wanna fuck?" usually works for me.

Yeah, I've heard sheep usually don't talk back.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[SpeedRacer 1]

From Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet:

O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Her beauty hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows,
As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.
The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand,
And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.

Speed Racer
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[sharimcm 0]

"I'm drunk" is usually a good line for me to use... Even if I'm not drunk it works.

Ahh... It's awesome to have my girl parts.

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[Lindercles 0]

Well, I do have something of a flock.

[stitch 0]

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Well, I do have something of a flock.

So, how does it feel being Clay's protege'??

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[pop 0]

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Hey Pop.. did you fart?

Did I blow you away? Why dont you fart, so you can blow me next.

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[chaoskitty 0]

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Hey Pop.. did you fart?

Did I blow you away?

No, I just smelled something really bad!

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Why dont you fart, so you can blow me next.

ha! you wish!

[skymama 35]

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From Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet:

Has that ever worked for you?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[BillyVance 34]

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"Wanna fuck?" usually works for me.

I thought it was more like

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

or

"nice tits, wanna fuck?"



No, I never used those lines. I didn't dare...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[livendive 8]

The best one I've heard involves NASCAR.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[Phillbo 11]

Excuse me , does this look swollen to you ?

[apollard24 0]

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Excuse me , does this look swollen to you ?

Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

[peanutgallery 0]

I have ACTUALLY had someone try this once....

Drunk idiot: Do you have any Irish in you?
Me: No
Drunk idiot: Do you want some?
Me: No thanks, I'm already stuffed with German.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

[Royd 0]

I was watching an article on taxidermy last Sunday and came up with this.

Girl:"So, what do you do for a living?"
Guy:"Oh, I'm a taxidermist. You look like a real trophy, and I'd like to mount you."

[Misternatural 0]

Lady you know I would give you the Moon but yer gonna have to give me Uranus.





yeah i know I used this one already tonight, but it works in this thread too

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[rave4funn 0]

I always liked:

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

or

"Girl, I would eat your p**** till I get full, and I can eat alot."

or

"Let me get that p****; I know you got it on you."


I've never used any of these, but I used to encourage my buddies to try them. They never would. I can't figure out why not.

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[raftman 12]

Take me drunk, I'm home.