caress 0 #26 January 5, 2004 If I get really fed up with someone, I have said "shut your festering gob"-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #27 January 5, 2004 Quoteour SAT scores are good. Yeah it took me a second but I got it. How about my personal favorite.......Fucktard!I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stuffit 0 #28 January 5, 2004 buttheaded dickface polesmoker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #29 January 5, 2004 poxy boggard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,462 #30 January 5, 2004 "Hansee yamo" - zarma for worthless dog "Shikh wah toh" (that's phonetic) - chinese for pumpkinhead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #31 January 5, 2004 I love the insults from William Shakespeare! Thou ruttish guts-griping apple-john! Thou churlish malmsey-nosed minnow! Thou rank tardy-gaited harpy! [Thou art] a disease that must be cut away. Ha! Love em....I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #32 January 5, 2004 The best insults, in my humble opinion, are those that cut deeply without using cuss words. Idiots know cuss words. Everyone knows cuss words. But when you make 'em stop and blink a few times before they realize they've been insulted beyond recovery, and everyone else is laughing at them... Ahhh, pure satisfaction. Unfortunately, I'm not that clever. Here are a few I like anyway: I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alcarterra 0 #33 January 5, 2004 One of my friends once told someone that they, "were a waste of sperm" Just always thought that was a funny one. alyson team swooo swooo #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #34 January 5, 2004 " your really not a good skydiver"------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #36 January 5, 2004 I heard, directed at a female who was babbling incessantly - "Quit running your dicksucker." She was not amused. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #37 January 5, 2004 The obvious, "If I throw a stick, will you leave?"Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #38 January 5, 2004 Quotehow about " Is there anything you want me to tell your bitch mother while I fuck her in the ass, you stupid fuck nut" Airdweller it completely loses me that you're holding a small child in your avatar when you post shit like this... Edited for spelling...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DALAILAMA 0 #39 January 5, 2004 They are the best, however sometimes we resort to our worst. Here are a few I like. 1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh**. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 5 I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 6 It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. 7 Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 8 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 9 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 10 Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 11 The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 12 Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 13 What am I...flypaper for freaks!? 14 I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 15 And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? 16 Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 17 If I throw a stick, will you leave? 18 Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 19 I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 20 Too many freaks, not enough circuses."Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #40 January 5, 2004 QuoteHow about "Aw look it's the mayor of idiotville" Eloquent but affective. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybrat68 0 #41 January 5, 2004 Try somethin that will make um not know what to say in return like: "Oh yea!" or "You're a meany head" It gets um every time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #42 January 5, 2004 QuoteTry somethin that will make um not know what to say in return like: "Oh yea!" or "You're a meany head" It gets um every time Those are my favorites to use! Mainly because I just can't think of anything else..........I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #43 January 5, 2004 Quote 3 How about never? Is never good for you? ...I use this one frequently!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #44 January 5, 2004 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? So what's the latest dope - besides you? I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdweller 0 #45 January 5, 2004 The obvious, "If I throw a stick, will you leave?" ya, but wont they come back------------------------------------------------------ "From the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" C. Montgomery Burns Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #46 January 5, 2004 Who are you calling scruffy looking? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kizzie92 0 #47 January 5, 2004 You can suck your appology right out the end of my dick. I overheard a guy say this to his grilfirnd during a drunken argument in a bar. I thought it was great TonyThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #48 January 6, 2004 My favorite as told by a MARINE Gunny Sergeant directed towards higher officials. "The higher the monkey climbs up the ladder the more of his ass you see!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #49 January 6, 2004 QuoteYou can suck your appology right out the end of my dick. I overheard a guy say this to his grilfirnd during a drunken argument in a bar. I thought it was great DOH!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #50 January 6, 2004 I've always liked Oxygen thief and variations thereof. "Needs the other neuron with which to build a synapse." (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
