Cornholio 0 #1 September 19, 2007 Do you think I could get away with this sign on my front door, or would the police be summoned to my residence by the end of the day? Seriously, I'm sick of door-to-door solicitors. If I want to buy an 8 week subscription to the local newspaper, don't you think I would have done so already? Geeez... /end rant Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 September 19, 2007 Quote Do you think I could get away with this sign on my front door, or would the police be summoned to my residence by the end of the day? Seriously, I'm sick of door-to-door solicitors. If I want to buy an 8 week subscription to the local newspaper, don't you think I would have done so already? Geeez... /end rant Door to door? They still do that? Newspaper - phone soliciting. Yummy Girl Scout cookies are bought in front of the grocery store. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 September 19, 2007 Just answer the door nekkid!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 September 19, 2007 They never go alone. Just open the door really fast and grab ONE of them inside the house and shut the door. Have a stereo ready with the sounds of a chainsaw and play it LOUD. wait 30 seconds and throw the first guy back out but not without pourig ketchup all over him.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #5 September 19, 2007 Now that right there is comedy! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 September 19, 2007 Turn the GSD loose on them, hey the dog needs excitement too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #7 September 19, 2007 Post it! I think it is a great idea. Hell, I am installing a fence around my front yard to keep the bible thumpers, carpet cleaners, and meat venders away. Really pisses me off that in the house that I pay for, I am bombarded with sales people. Next one that comes to the door gets to meet my boxers! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #8 September 19, 2007 [hijack] Your boxers are adorable. [/hijack] Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,095 #9 September 19, 2007 Quote Next one that comes to the door gets to meet my boxers! Is that the doggie version of a couch potato? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #10 September 19, 2007 Quote Quote Next one that comes to the door gets to meet my boxers! Is that the doggie version of a couch potato? yes! talk about spoiled brats....but, when someone unwelcome comes to the door, all hell breaks loose...then they take a 3 hour nap after all the excitement. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #11 September 19, 2007 Quote Next one that comes to the door gets to meet my boxers! Oh thank God, i had an image in my head of you flashing underwear at door to door salespeople Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 September 19, 2007 Quote Just answer the door nekkid!! That. Bonus points for having an erection. I haven't had a bible-thumper in years. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #13 September 19, 2007 Quote Next one that comes to the door gets to meet my boxers! Nice! Check out my boxer thread here. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #14 September 19, 2007 I bet if you threw a dirty pair of your boxers at them they wouldnt come back either BTW cute puppies! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
