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When I need some time off from work I tell my boss I'm going on a Goal Oriented Logistics Facilitation (GOLF)

One of my favorites from way back, don't even know where it got started is YGBSM, = You Gotta Be Shitting Me

I think this started in the Army, but spread to others, BOHICA, Bend Over, Here it Comes Again

What about DWEB, Dick With Ears, Bald

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OMDHWTFAIDWTCG: Ow, My Dick Hurts, What The Fuck Am I Doing With This Cheese Grater?



YKINMKBTOK. ;)



Am I the only one going "Huh?"



I am with you there huh.....

The most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help’. ~Ronald Reagan

30,000,000 legal firearm owners killed no one yesterday.

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Am I the only one going "Huh?"



YKINMKBTOK = Your kink isn't my kink but that's okay. :)

-Miranda
you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear
it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become.

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BUFF - Big Ugly Fat Fuckers (Military reference to a B-52)

BUFF- Big Ugly Fat Fellow (Non-military or polite company)

SNAFU- Situation Normal, All Fucked Up (again military based)

MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts and Rust
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
TOYOTA - To Often Yankess Overprice This Auto

ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex

Blue skies,

Jim

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FUBIS = Fat Ugly Bitches In Spandex = the average american lard-ass (actually learned that one a long time ago from McDuck)

WGASA = Who Gives A Shit Anyway
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle

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When I was going thru the EMT program my girlfriend and I use to cuss at each other - however some of the students would get offended, so this became one of our fav's...

CSGS = cum sucking gutter slut :P

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Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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Fucked On Race Day

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FORD~ FIRST on race day....

SSDD~Same Shit Different Day

Bomb...as in 'she's the bomb' ~Big Ole Mean Bitch

CTD~ another EMT phrase for 'almost dead'~Circling The Drain

DGIT~ Dead Guy In Training

TFFTM~ Accuracy meet measurement, To Fuckin Far To Measure

RCH~ 'thin' measurement used in aerospace engineering, Red C@#* Hair

IROC~ As in 'Z', Italian Redneck On Crack

USMC~ University of Shit & Mass Confusion or U Suck My Co*k

NAVY~ Never Again Volunteer Yourself

Delta~ Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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A couple based on the names of towns I used to live close to (in the UK).

NORWICH = nickers off ready when I come home

LOWESTOFT = legs open wide enter slowly to obtain full treatment

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I'm NOT totally useless... I can be used as a bad example

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PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
ACURA
Another Usless Crummy Rotten Automobile
Honda
Hold On Not Done Accelarating
Cheverolet
Can Hear Ever Valve Rattle On Long Extened Trips
Dodge
Drip oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Saturn
Sorry About That Unusual Rattling Noise



You forgot about Pontiac
Poor Old Nigerian Thinks It's a Cadillac :P

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
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PICNIC - problem in chair, not in computer

And one of my favourites ... when our department managed the liquor permits for student events on campus, they were required to have security at their events (student members, etc) and were required to tell us who the security was --- the Aboriginal Students' Association applied for a permit and under security they put FBI (Freakin' Big Indians)


'Shell
'Shell

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You forgot about Pontiac
Poor Old Nigerian Thinks It's a Cadillac :P



I remember a more politically incorrect form of that one... but I won't repeat it here...
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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NIIOMTPLABOPARMBETZHELBETRABSBOMONIMONKONOTDTEKHSTROMONT

"Found in the Concise Dictionary of Soviet Terminology, it means: The laboratory for shuttering, reinforcement, concrete and ferroconcrete operations for composite-monolithic and monolithic constructions of the Department of the Technology of Building-assembly operations of the Scientific Research Institute of the Organization for building mechanization and technical aid of the Academy of Building and Architecture of the USSR."

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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