n2skdvn 0 #26 November 16, 2007 This network was assembled by a former chef boyardee It employee.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #27 November 16, 2007 When they told him he was in the "server room," Cousin It thought he was fucking a waitress. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #28 November 16, 2007 OHMIGOD! its the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Look out for his noodley appendage!She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #29 November 16, 2007 Quote"As part of your CCIE practical trace this yellow cable" I don't have a caption for that incredible patch work display. Simply amazing. The CCIE comment is great though.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #30 November 16, 2007 "Look, I've told you the answer already, it's 40 fucking 2, so put that soldering iron down, stop building planet size computers and take my fucking word for it!!!" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #31 November 16, 2007 "Can you ping it?" "I think we have a routing loop." "This is what contracting gets you in IT." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chrismgtis 0 #32 November 17, 2007 "So... uh... haven't heard of color coding RJ45 eh?" "What you see here is the American Online data center" "Were down!!!! Were down!!!.............oh crappp..... I hate being the new guy" "So we had to fire the last guy...he was too slow...your first task is to map this network from scratch" "WTF. I quit."Rodriguez Brother #1614, Muff Brother #4033 Jumped: Twin Otter, Cessna 182, CASA, Helicopter, Caravan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 November 17, 2007 "...quit bitching. This is IT, we get paid to mess it up and get paid a second time to fix our mistakes... this is such a racket." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #34 November 17, 2007 Incredible. I only use yellow on crossover cables, grey for straight ones. But I somehow doubt it would look any better in grey. I gotta show this to the guy who decided that we use VMWare. I'm sure he'll have a good laugh. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #35 November 17, 2007 reminds me of when Schwab came out with a color code for all wiring: 10 mb ethernet windows - green 100 mb ethernet windows - yellow voice - grey crossover - orange windows servers - blue unix servers - pink vru servers - purple management connections to nodes - red external connections - black they stopped it about 2 months into the program due to costs associated with the purchase of cabling and the outages required to change cables. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #36 November 17, 2007 This is what cracks me up.... I have always known the following Red - Crossover Green - Roll over Other colors as you determine for standard Ethernet. Lots of blue and gray there. Fiber Orange - Multi Mode Yellow - Single Mode She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,396 #37 November 17, 2007 QuoteThis is what cracks me up.... I have always known the following Red - Crossover Green - Roll over That last time I bought crossover cables, my supplier would sell me any color I wanted...as long as it was orange. I have here genuine Cisco rollover cables in green, light-blue, and black. So even Cisco can't decide what color they should be."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #38 November 17, 2007 New IT guy walks into the room and sees the new project.... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Find your happy place, find your happy place!!!!" Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #39 November 18, 2007 From here we run all of our BDSM sites.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #40 November 19, 2007 That sound alot like our confusing naming standard we seem to revise every year. We joke you don't know what the server does or where it is, but you can tell how old it is by which standard of follows. Unix got pink? Bet that peeved off some people. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
