SpeedRacer 1 #1 November 21, 2007 OK I was sitting at a bar listening to this great jazz band. This woman walked up to me & leaned in to talk to me over the loud music & her boobs pressed up against my shoulder/upper arm. My question is: did she understand the effect that had on me & did it deliberately, or did it just sorta happen because she was leaning in to talk to me? ( all she said was something about how I looked like her cousin.) But she did it a couple of times. Anyway, do women really know what effect that has on a man when they press their boobs against him? Or am I just a perv? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #2 November 21, 2007 Both!!!!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #3 November 21, 2007 [shakes head] Honestly guys! Yes they might be nice for you to look at... but seriously?! They can't be THAT distracting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 November 21, 2007 Quote Honestly guys! Yes they might be nice for you to look at... but seriously?! They can't be THAT distracting! um um um ok........ Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #5 November 21, 2007 Quote [shakes head] Honestly guys! Yes they might be nice for you to look at... but seriously?! They can't be THAT distracting! I'm sorry. Did you say something? I was watching your boobs move when you shook your head. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #6 November 21, 2007 She didn't even realize. Sigh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #7 November 21, 2007 Quote [shakes head] Honestly guys! Yes they might be nice for you to look at... but seriously?! They can't be THAT distracting! Or..... maybe they can be! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 November 21, 2007 Quote She didn't even realize. Sigh. OK fine. I didn't even hit on her or anything. That's all I was curious to know. So I guess I AM just a perv! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #9 November 21, 2007 Ick dude, she seems a little young. Ick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 November 21, 2007 The place was probably too well lit for her to just grab your package. My suggestion would be to wait for a more obvious sign. The heavens could open and a host of angels could sing a choral number while a small light shone upon her breastiges. Or, she could make a large sign out of plywood that said "interested" and strike you on the forehead with it as she passed. See ? Other valid signals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 November 21, 2007 Quote Ick dude, she seems a little young. Ick. i can tell you're not a man. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote Ick dude, she seems a little young. Ick. i can tell you're not a man. Progress... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 November 21, 2007 Quote The place was probably too well lit for her to just grab your package. My suggestion would be to wait for a more obvious sign. The heavens could open and a host of angels could sing a choral number while a small light shone upon her breastiges. Or, she could make a large sign out of plywood that said "interested" and strike you on the forehead with it as she passed. See ? Other valid signals. actually, she was OK looking, but a little too old for me, but anyway. based on what swedish celt says, she probably didn't mean anything at all. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 November 21, 2007 A lot of women *do* understand the effects of their actions and do it on purpose. I'd say in the situation you described, she didn't even realize.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 November 21, 2007 Quote A lot of women *do* understand the effects of their actions and do it on purpose. I'd say in the situation you described, she didn't even realize. In a bar? Randomly walking up to him? "You look like my cousin?" Methinks that's an attempt to start a conversation, aka a "non-line" line. She knew. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 November 21, 2007 Dude.. If a Woman Speaks to you.. She clearly is VERY interested and want to jump you. I thought every guy knew that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 November 21, 2007 Quote Quote A lot of women *do* understand the effects of their actions and do it on purpose. I'd say in the situation you described, she didn't even realize. In a bar? Randomly walking up to him? "You look like my cousin?" Methinks that's an attempt to start a conversation, aka a "non-line" line. She knew. I missed the bar scene part. Got my own going on here. I think I'll go rub my boobies on Jack and tell him he looks like someone I know.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 November 21, 2007 Quote Dude.. If a Woman Speaks to you.. She clearly is VERY interested and want to jump you. I thought every guy knew that. I was kind of interested in the "leaned in to talk to me over the loud music & her boobs pressed up against my shoulder". Dayum. Women never just walk over to me and lean on me. I'm going to start using deodorant and see if that has an impact on my success. Just walked over and started leaning... excellent. Personally, I think that women must suspect an effect or the $4500 after-manufacture accessories wouldn't sell so well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #19 November 21, 2007 Did you at least get her number?Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #20 November 21, 2007 QuoteDid you at least get her number? like I said, she was a little too old for me.. Not too bad looking though. ( & nice boobs) She had been sitting over at a table w/ some friends a few feet away from me for some time before she approached me. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #21 November 21, 2007 My God Man, you arent bedding that woman right now? She gave you the green light. OF course they know, lets face it woman learn very early in life that the three things we want the most are thier ticket to what ever they want. I accept it, embrace it and occasionally i even enjoy it. Oh YEah There should be one more boob on thier backs for dancingSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #22 November 21, 2007 Of course she is going to say that, she is a woman, but i gaurantee she has used her womanly ways at least once in life, come on now , lets keep it real.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 November 21, 2007 This is too funny... talk about timing. Looking at Yahoo tonight and... voila. Is She Attracted to Me? QuoteAnother sign of attraction is that when you are speaking, she will lean her body into you... QuoteShe will touch your shoulder or another part of you very casually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 November 21, 2007 QuoteAnyway, do women really know what effect that has on a man when they press their boobs against him? Yes ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #25 November 21, 2007 Well, I may or may not know the effects on the man when (if) I rub my boobs against him.....but I definately know the effects on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
