livendive 8 #1 November 30, 2007 Please feel free to join in. If he doesn't out himself, you'll have to take my word for it that the old fucker has most certainly earned it... Here's to him Here at last Here's to him He's a horse's ass HIM!!! HIM!!! . . . Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 November 30, 2007 FUCK HIM! Are you the old fucker who deserves it? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #3 November 30, 2007 QuoteFUCK HIM! Are you the old fucker who deserves it? Yeah? Is it your birthday Dave? HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #4 November 30, 2007 F U C K ~ H I M ! ! ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 November 30, 2007 Quote FUCK HIM! Are you the old fucker who deserves it? FUCK HIM!!! And no, I have other ways of getting attention when I need it. This is for a good friend on here who should probably chime in with a speech or something...say, maybe after his nap. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #6 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote FUCK HIM! Are you the old fucker who deserves it? FUCK HIM!!! And no, I have other ways of getting attention when I need it. This is for a good friend on here who should probably chime in with a speech or something...say, maybe after his nap. Blues, Dave I hate those old fuckers. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #7 November 30, 2007 FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK HIM !!!! Sure was fun calling and waking him on our drunken excursion at Hollister/Lodi... erm..... I think.... memory gets a bit fuzzy dat nightRoy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #8 November 30, 2007 HIM HIM FUCK HIM!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #9 November 30, 2007 Quote FUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK HIM !!!! Sure was fun calling and waking him on our drunken excursion at Hollister/Lodi... erm..... I think.... memory gets a bit fuzzy dat nightThat certainly was a drunk phonecall. Convincing Krissanne I was a first jump student was fun though. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 November 30, 2007 Quote I hate those old fuckers. Don't be such a hater man, some of you old fuckers are still cool. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #11 November 30, 2007 Quote Quote I hate those old fuckers. Don't be such a hater man, some old fuckers are still cool. Blues, Dave Tell 'em for me Dave.....I cant do it. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 November 30, 2007 In honor of whomever, FUCK HIM! And I mean that in the nicest possible way. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #13 December 1, 2007 After nearly 3 decades in sport and almost 3000 jumps, my friend MISTER Jim Bozarth, aka Bozo, has seen and done it all (or at least the most important parts). He's kicked the shit out this planet with his body enough times that he's going to be looking elsewhere for a more suitable challenge. During his reign of the sky, some of us were fortunate enough to share a chunk (or several different chunks) of it with him, and are better for the experience. In the years I've known him, I've wrapped my parachute around him "just a bit" aggressively (still in fronts), watched him funnel out of a formation carrying the ashes of a dead friend, and helped him through a bottle of that sweet nectar otherwise known as duckfarts, among other things. As a result of these experiences, I've called him first when upset over what a doctor was telling me, and for advice about raising my daughter. It's wierd how sharing some sky with a kindred soul can do that. Anyhow, now he gets to laugh at our stupid mistakes from the sidelines. Well, that, and try to make some of his own in other endeavors. Yes, what I'm trying to say is, as of this past Sunday... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Elvis has left the building. (And he better keep a portion of his pension and beer stash set aside for his fellow Outlaws who find ourselves in need of bail money or refreshment while visiting Utah.) Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 December 1, 2007 Say it AIN' T SO! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #15 December 1, 2007 Quote Say it AIN' T SO! I actually attached that picture to my post, but then deleted it before posting. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 December 1, 2007 Quote Quote Say it AIN' T SO! I actually attached that picture to my post, but then deleted it before posting. Blues, Dave Fuck h i m ! Somebody wuz gonna do it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #17 December 1, 2007 Wow bozo...Dave sure has a hard-on for you. Sorry Dave, didn't mean to trash your beautiful post. Well, yes...yes I did. But I loves ya both so nobody get angry! Great to hear about all of the wonderful things you've done in the past years, and here's to your new challenges in the future. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 December 1, 2007 Does this mean the copyright on the term "bozo" has been lifted? Success in whatever you do next, big guy. I'd suggest retirement...it's been berry, berry goot to me. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #19 December 1, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Say it AIN' T SO! I actually attached that picture to my post, but then deleted it before posting. Blues, Dave You fuckers...THAT AINT ME ! ! ! ! Thanks Dave....what a great post. After 27 years its gonna be tough but the ground took too much from me and its time to walk away....while I still can. You know Dave with all those masturbation posts I never did mention what I was doing while I was bar b queing your steak did I ? Fuck h i m ! Somebody wuz gonna do it! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #20 December 1, 2007 Quote Does this mean the copyright on the term "bozo" has been lifted? Success in whatever you do next, big guy. I'd suggest retirement...it's been berry, berry goot to me. Pops...its pretty tough to be a bozo. Retirement ? Sounds good. Ive been retired for 2 years bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 December 1, 2007 You fuckers...THAT AINT ME ! ! ! ! Quote [holding ears] LALALALALALALALALALALALALA [/holding ears] ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 December 1, 2007 Ya know, just cuz you ain't jumping doesn't mean you can skip Prairie. From what I've heard, it's normal for people to not jump there. We've never met but Dave seems to like ya. Haven't figured if that's a plus or minus. Anyways: HIM!!! HIM!!!! FUCK HIM!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 December 1, 2007 Didja ever finish that first jump course? "The Chick" "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #24 December 1, 2007 Quote Didja ever finish that first jump course? "The Chick" I did. Although I neglected to mention I was the instructor. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #25 December 1, 2007 per request and as my ordained duty... FUCK HIM!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
