Office Dares

[BillyVance 34]

This would be fun to do the last week before Christmas.

One Point Dares

1. Ignore the first five people who say “good morning” to you.

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clap your hands over your ears and grimace.

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say “Sorry I really prefer it this way”.

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

5. While riding the elevator, gasp dramatically every time the door opens.

6. When in the elevator with another person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

7. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy…”

8. Don’t use punctuation.

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

Three Point Dares

1. Say to your boss, “I like your style” wink, and shoot him with double barrel fingers.

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

3. Shout Random numbers while someone is counting.

4. Every time you get an email, Shout “EMAIL!”.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout “Damn-it it happened again” Then do it again.

7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as “the office bicycle”. Then wink and pout.

8. Call the I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can’t seem to access any pornography web sites.

Five Point Dares

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Dave”.

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to do a number two”.

5. When you’ve picked up a call, before speaking, finish off a fake conversation with the words, “she can abort it for all I care”.

6. After every sentence, say “Mon” in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: “The report’s on your desk, Mon”. Keep this up for one hour.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, damn-it, all of you… just shut up!”.

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, “As god is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again!”.

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now.”

10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and a cookie: smash each cookie with your fist before handing it to the attendee.

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

14. Sign all letters with your initials and a smiley face that has been shot in the head.

15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, “I’ll see you tonight”.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[mamajumps 0]

Billy, your are single handedly responsible for making me pee in my office chair... thanks!!!

[livendive 8]

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Billy, your are single handedly responsible for making me pee in my office chair... thanks!!!

How many points is that worth?

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[BillyVance 34]

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Billy, your are single handedly responsible for making me pee in my office chair... thanks!!!

How many points is that worth?

Blues,
Dave

Oh give it a ten...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[DangerRoo 0]

that is some of the most fun to be had!!

I damn near peed my pants from laughing so hard

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[psipike02 0]

There's at least 4 from the first two sections that I can do and get away with and probably 3 from the last...

Now at the tunnel, I'm probably gonna try all of these...

Let the games begin

Puttin' some stank on it.

----Hellfish #707----

[ACMESkydiver 0]

HOORAY!!!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[sharimcm 0]

Because I work with a bunch of immature people, I've done the following:

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One Point Dares

1. Ignore the first five people who say “good morning” to you.

6. When in the elevator with another person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

8. Don’t use punctuation.

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.

Three Point Dares

1. Say to your boss, “I like your style” wink, and shoot him with double barrel fingers.

3. Shout Random numbers while someone is counting.

8. Call the I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can’t seem to access any pornography web sites.

Five Point Dares

6. After every sentence, say “Mon” in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in: “The report’s on your desk, Mon”. Keep this up for one hour.

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

14. Sign all letters with your initials and a smiley face that has been shot in the head.

My boss got a kick out of my saying "I like your style." I have no clue as to why...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[Jewels 0]

I think you need a mulligan so you can get it on video. I'd like to see your boss' face!

TPM Sister #102

[gonzalesna 0]

I've already done most of what's on the list...

Got the list in an e-mail over a year ago. I forgot about it until now.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[ZeG 0]

Haha omg I don´t even dare a single thing of that list. If I would do some of that stuff they would probably fire my sorry ass ..... But some of the stuff was kind of tempting hehe

[alanab 0]

i emailed that list to a few co-workers and now it's hanging up where everyone can see it and participate... EMAIL!!!!

[happythoughts 0]

The body language of arching the eyebrows.

It is a "recognition", usually by the dominant person.

Your boss might arch their eyebrows and mumble, "hey".

To mess with other people, do that before they can.
It subconsciously bugs them.

[godfrog 2]

I don't work in an office but I am a boss, I usually get one up on the guys that work for me before they can get me!!! usually I'll walk into a work place screaming and yelling about what the hell is going on and if I want it done right I'm gonna have to do it myself and walk out mumbling to myself, It's priceleess to see the look on the new guys faces. or walk into a workplace and give them that stare like you know you just caught them screwing off, the old hands know whats up and they really grind it into the newbies. it's fun!!!

Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward