mamajumps 0 #1 December 19, 2007 I heard a story about a girl, who has sub 25 skydives, she cannot complete AFF becuase everytime she jumps she has an orgasm. Now I know that the usual smut hounds here are gonna jump on this, but the story came from a VERY reliable source about a girl he knows. I have been on two different Otter loads with tandem passengers (girls) who have had orgasms on the ride up, but I have never heard anything about this happening during the jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 December 19, 2007 Quote smut hounds Hey - we RESEMBLE that remark!!! While I can't answer as for in-air experiences....there *is* a d/l on skydivingmovies.com with the tag "airgasm"...and the mentions in various posts here about "that seat" on the skyvan.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #3 December 19, 2007 she cannot complete AFF because everytime she jumps she has an orgasm QuoteWhat does the one have to do with the other?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kkeenan 13 #4 December 19, 2007 Quote I have been on two different Otter loads with tandem passengers (girls) who have had orgasms on the ride up, It's a good thing that these two were not on the same load. It could have been very disruptive. Do you know of this occurrance because of their outward behavior (howling, moaning, etc.), or did they maintain their composure and tell about this after the jump? I've often thought this would be possible if they were they sitting in that "special" place on a Skyvan where the vibrations through the seat are particularly amplified. This thread may be the hit of the Holidays. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CSpenceFLY 1 #5 December 19, 2007 They have a video in Palatka of a girl in their Cessna. Not sure if anyone ever posted it to YouTube or not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #6 December 19, 2007 We all know, skydiving is better than sex but, to be able to combine the two at the same time... DAYUM! That's just hot!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PsychoBob 0 #7 December 19, 2007 As a FAA certified smut hound and freelance gynecologist, I would personally like to inspect these women for any signs of abnormal stimuli. Of course I offer these services Pro Bono and do it in the name of promoting our sport and the overall good health of women. Have them call 1-800-LKY-D-SPLIT to set up an appointment. The results of my exam will be posted upon completion. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #8 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote I have been on two different Otter loads with tandem passengers (girls) who have had orgasms on the ride up, It's a good thing that these two were not on the same load. It could have been very disruptive. Do you know of this occurrance because of their outward behavior (howling, moaning, etc.), or did they maintain their composure and tell about this after the jump? I've often thought this would be possible if they were they sitting in that "special" place on a Skyvan where the vibrations through the seat are particularly amplified. This thread may be the hit of the Holidays. Both girls were sitting on the seatbelt (i guess). One I was right next two, she was quite, just started shaking, got real flushed and laid her head back on her TM, then smiled...it was great...lol. the other one was behind me and cause quite a ruckus on the plane. Didn't personally see it, but heard the stories. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #9 December 19, 2007 Quote As a FAA certified smut hound and freelance gynecologist, I would personally like to inspect these women for any signs of abnormal stimuli. Of course I offer these services Pro Bono and do it in the name of promoting our sport and the overall good health of women. Have them call 1-800-LKY-D-SPLIT to set up an appointment. The results of my exam will be posted upon completion. Psycho you are too much!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #10 December 19, 2007 Quote...Pro Bono... Free Wood?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #11 December 19, 2007 Quote she cannot complete AFF because everytime she jumps she has an orgasm Quote What does the one have to do with the other? What I was told was that the orgasm renders her incapable of pulling. Last jump her JM had to pull her cause her eyes were rolled in the back of her head... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #12 December 19, 2007 QuoteThey have a video in Palatka of a girl in their Cessna. Not sure if anyone ever posted it to YouTube or not. Isn't that the "airgasm" clip on SDM.com that I mentioned earlier, where she seems to get off when they open the door?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #13 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote she cannot complete AFF because everytime she jumps she has an orgasm Quote What does the one have to do with the other? What I was told was that the orgasm renders her incapable of pulling. Last jump her JM had to pull her cause her eyes were rolled in the back of her head... Sheezh... I suppose that would be the female version of premature ejaculation! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kkeenan 13 #14 December 19, 2007 Quote Last jump her JM had to pull her cause her eyes were rolled in the back of her head... I've always thought it was dumb to say that some jumper, "...died doing what they loved...", but if she had gone in, I guess that would be true._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #15 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote Last jump her JM had to pull her cause her eyes were rolled in the back of her head... I've always thought it was dumb to say that some jumper, "...died doing what they loved...", but if she had gone in, I guess that would be true. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kkeenan 13 #16 December 19, 2007 QuoteQuote...Pro Bono... Free Wood? No. That's Latin for, "In favor of Boning". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 2fat2fly 0 #17 December 19, 2007 Quote I offer these services Pro Boner fixed it for youI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites diablopilot 2 #18 December 19, 2007 I smell bullshit.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #19 December 19, 2007 QuoteI smell bullshit. It would be cow shit . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 2,400 #20 December 19, 2007 >but I have never heard anything about this happening during the jump. It's happened to a few tandem passengers of mine. I don't think it's that uncommon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #21 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote I smell bullshit. It would be cow shit . . . only retards say cowshit... Edited to add: never seen it happen to tandem passengers but I did catch one girl in a skyvan getting it years ago."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #22 December 19, 2007 The skyvan is well known for the ride up. The only jump that I have seen it was a tandem student. She was reclining on the ground and it was pretty obvious. I think it was a combination of adrenaline and a nicely flappy jumpsuit. Don't know if she got there, but she was happy. As far as "every time", sounds like BS. Just someone getting attention in a conversation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #23 December 19, 2007 Quote I smell bullshit. Oh, come on, JP... Surely you don't think that women would ever lie about having an orgasm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SwampThing 0 #24 December 19, 2007 Quote I smell bullshit. Watch the video, "Airgasm1" on SDM.com. Look closely, it's probably the first time YOU'VE even seen a girl do that. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #25 December 19, 2007 Quote I smell bullshit. Not from my source, but maybe from the chic, she says thats why she can't finish AFF?I wish they came that easily for me.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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kkeenan 13 #4 December 19, 2007 Quote I have been on two different Otter loads with tandem passengers (girls) who have had orgasms on the ride up, It's a good thing that these two were not on the same load. It could have been very disruptive. Do you know of this occurrance because of their outward behavior (howling, moaning, etc.), or did they maintain their composure and tell about this after the jump? I've often thought this would be possible if they were they sitting in that "special" place on a Skyvan where the vibrations through the seat are particularly amplified. This thread may be the hit of the Holidays. _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #5 December 19, 2007 They have a video in Palatka of a girl in their Cessna. Not sure if anyone ever posted it to YouTube or not. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 December 19, 2007 We all know, skydiving is better than sex but, to be able to combine the two at the same time... DAYUM! That's just hot!Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #7 December 19, 2007 As a FAA certified smut hound and freelance gynecologist, I would personally like to inspect these women for any signs of abnormal stimuli. Of course I offer these services Pro Bono and do it in the name of promoting our sport and the overall good health of women. Have them call 1-800-LKY-D-SPLIT to set up an appointment. The results of my exam will be posted upon completion. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #8 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote I have been on two different Otter loads with tandem passengers (girls) who have had orgasms on the ride up, It's a good thing that these two were not on the same load. It could have been very disruptive. Do you know of this occurrance because of their outward behavior (howling, moaning, etc.), or did they maintain their composure and tell about this after the jump? I've often thought this would be possible if they were they sitting in that "special" place on a Skyvan where the vibrations through the seat are particularly amplified. This thread may be the hit of the Holidays. Both girls were sitting on the seatbelt (i guess). One I was right next two, she was quite, just started shaking, got real flushed and laid her head back on her TM, then smiled...it was great...lol. the other one was behind me and cause quite a ruckus on the plane. Didn't personally see it, but heard the stories. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #9 December 19, 2007 Quote As a FAA certified smut hound and freelance gynecologist, I would personally like to inspect these women for any signs of abnormal stimuli. Of course I offer these services Pro Bono and do it in the name of promoting our sport and the overall good health of women. Have them call 1-800-LKY-D-SPLIT to set up an appointment. The results of my exam will be posted upon completion. Psycho you are too much!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 December 19, 2007 Quote...Pro Bono... Free Wood?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #11 December 19, 2007 Quote she cannot complete AFF because everytime she jumps she has an orgasm Quote What does the one have to do with the other? What I was told was that the orgasm renders her incapable of pulling. Last jump her JM had to pull her cause her eyes were rolled in the back of her head... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #12 December 19, 2007 QuoteThey have a video in Palatka of a girl in their Cessna. Not sure if anyone ever posted it to YouTube or not. Isn't that the "airgasm" clip on SDM.com that I mentioned earlier, where she seems to get off when they open the door?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #13 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote she cannot complete AFF because everytime she jumps she has an orgasm Quote What does the one have to do with the other? What I was told was that the orgasm renders her incapable of pulling. Last jump her JM had to pull her cause her eyes were rolled in the back of her head... Sheezh... I suppose that would be the female version of premature ejaculation! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 13 #14 December 19, 2007 Quote Last jump her JM had to pull her cause her eyes were rolled in the back of her head... I've always thought it was dumb to say that some jumper, "...died doing what they loved...", but if she had gone in, I guess that would be true._____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #15 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote Last jump her JM had to pull her cause her eyes were rolled in the back of her head... I've always thought it was dumb to say that some jumper, "...died doing what they loved...", but if she had gone in, I guess that would be true. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 13 #16 December 19, 2007 QuoteQuote...Pro Bono... Free Wood? No. That's Latin for, "In favor of Boning". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #17 December 19, 2007 Quote I offer these services Pro Boner fixed it for youI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #18 December 19, 2007 I smell bullshit.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 December 19, 2007 QuoteI smell bullshit. It would be cow shit . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,400 #20 December 19, 2007 >but I have never heard anything about this happening during the jump. It's happened to a few tandem passengers of mine. I don't think it's that uncommon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 December 19, 2007 Quote Quote I smell bullshit. It would be cow shit . . . only retards say cowshit... Edited to add: never seen it happen to tandem passengers but I did catch one girl in a skyvan getting it years ago."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 December 19, 2007 The skyvan is well known for the ride up. The only jump that I have seen it was a tandem student. She was reclining on the ground and it was pretty obvious. I think it was a combination of adrenaline and a nicely flappy jumpsuit. Don't know if she got there, but she was happy. As far as "every time", sounds like BS. Just someone getting attention in a conversation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #23 December 19, 2007 Quote I smell bullshit. Oh, come on, JP... Surely you don't think that women would ever lie about having an orgasm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #24 December 19, 2007 Quote I smell bullshit. Watch the video, "Airgasm1" on SDM.com. Look closely, it's probably the first time YOU'VE even seen a girl do that. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #25 December 19, 2007 Quote I smell bullshit. Not from my source, but maybe from the chic, she says thats why she can't finish AFF?I wish they came that easily for me.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
