grannyinthesky 0 #26 January 11, 2008 QuoteWhatever - they were always just spitball targets to me! Shame on you, Turtle.......In the corner and consider your actions!!!!"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #27 January 11, 2008 Quote In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hated math such as this, that have no practical uses and I would been the kid that drew the elephant and argued show me a frictionless ramp and I will give you the answer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friction just makes the math oh so much harder. Lets's just ignore it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because friction makes sex fun? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're doing complex math equations while having sex... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Define doing. All I do is write them out with my tongueQuote Hmmmm......And what are you writing them on? This could make for a mighty interesting class....."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #28 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hated math such as this, that have no practical uses and I would been the kid that drew the elephant and argued show me a frictionless ramp and I will give you the answer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friction just makes the math oh so much harder. Lets's just ignore it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because friction makes sex fun? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're doing complex math equations while having sex... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Define doing. All I do is write them out with my tongue Quote Hmmmm......And what are you writing them on? This could make for a mighty interesting class..... It's a new class "Sex Ed for Math Majors" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #29 January 11, 2008 Quote If you're doing complex math equations while having sex... When all the blood is in the wrong head, math doesn't have to be complex to pose a challenge. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grannyinthesky 0 #30 January 12, 2008 QuoteIt's a new class "Sex Ed for Math Majors Curriculum and lesson plans??????"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grannyinthesky 0 #31 January 12, 2008 QuoteWhen all the blood is in the wrong head, math doesn't have to be complex to pose a challenge Oh, do I ever know that one!! Try being a substitue math teacher at the junior high age where you are trying to teach math the period after the little darlings have sex ed in PE."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #32 January 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I hated math such as this, that have no practical uses and I would been the kid that drew the elephant and argued show me a frictionless ramp and I will give you the answer. Friction just makes the math oh so much harder. Lets's just ignore it. Because friction makes sex fun? If you're doing complex math equations while having sex... Define doing. All I do is write them out with my tongue. Interesting, rather than words or the alphabet next time I might try the quadratic equation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zing 2 #33 January 12, 2008 Yeah, but which one?Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 14 #34 January 12, 2008 Quote When all the blood is in the wrong head, math doesn't have to be complex to pose a challenge. Henceforth the expression "She's making me harder than Chinese Algebra." (loosely quoted from Tom Waites.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #35 January 12, 2008 Quote Yeah, but which one? I was thinking the quadratic formula, but any of them would do. Or just use pii. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #36 January 13, 2008 Quote Quote Whatever - they were always just spitball targets to me! Shame on you, Turtle.......In the corner and consider your actions!!!! OOOoooohhhh . . . I get spanked by Teacher!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grannyinthesky 0 #37 January 14, 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whatever - they were always just spitball targets to me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shame on you, Turtle.......In the corner and consider your actions!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OOOoooohhhh . . . I get spanked by Teacher! Yep.......that's what happens to naughty boys....."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #38 January 14, 2008 Reminds me of why I got kicked out of Geometry in Jr, High. Every time the Teacher would mention "Pie R Squared" I would shout out "Pie R NOT Squared. Pie R Round, Cobbler R Square!!!!". And then on a test I would included "Square Pie = Cobbler!!" as the answer to all Circumference questions. Math teachers really lacked a Sense of Humor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites grannyinthesky 0 #39 January 14, 2008 Quote Reminds me of why I got kicked out of Geometry in Jr, High. Every time the Teacher would mention "Pie R Squared" I would shout out "Pie R NOT Squared. Pie R Round, Cobbler R Square!!!!". And then on a test I would included "Square Pie = Cobbler!!" as the answer to all Circumference questions. Math teachers really lacked a Sense of Humor. Quote Not me. That would get you a smiley face and at least a point or two partial credit "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #40 January 14, 2008 Quote Reminds me of why I got kicked out of Geometry in Jr, High. Every time the Teacher would mention "Pie R Squared" I would shout out "Pie R NOT Squared. Pie R Round, Cobbler R Square!!!!". And then on a test I would included "Square Pie = Cobbler!!" as the answer to all Circumference questions. Math teachers really lacked a Sense of Humor. What kind of Pie? The pie I think about is signified by a triangle or a rhombus if you do your fingers right . . . more a three dimentional kind of thinking though.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #41 January 14, 2008 Quote .. . . . more a three dimentional kind of thinking though. Why yes, you are demented. In college Physics 101: Had a set-up with a coed. The only time she could make it was in the middle of my finals. I went in, wrote on a piece of paper, handed it in and left to go do my thing with the COED. What I wrote: "Look, I can't take this test. Just give me a D. I'll have to re-take the class anyway." I got the D on the test, a B for the class and I got laid all in the same day! WooooHoooo! Boy was it ever worth it! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #42 January 14, 2008 Quote I got the D on the test, a B for the class and I got laid and the coed got to take a tax deduction for charity workYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #43 January 14, 2008 Quote Quote I got the D on the test, a B for the class and I got laid and the coed got to take a tax deduction for charity work Not much of a deduction for a dinner at MacDonald's afterwards. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #44 January 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I got the D on the test, a B for the class and I got laid and the coed got to take a tax deduction for charity work Not much of a deduction for a dinner at MacDonald's afterwards. Things never change do they?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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mnealtx 0 #28 January 11, 2008 Quote Quote In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hated math such as this, that have no practical uses and I would been the kid that drew the elephant and argued show me a frictionless ramp and I will give you the answer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friction just makes the math oh so much harder. Lets's just ignore it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because friction makes sex fun? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're doing complex math equations while having sex... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Define doing. All I do is write them out with my tongue Quote Hmmmm......And what are you writing them on? This could make for a mighty interesting class..... It's a new class "Sex Ed for Math Majors" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #29 January 11, 2008 Quote If you're doing complex math equations while having sex... When all the blood is in the wrong head, math doesn't have to be complex to pose a challenge. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #30 January 12, 2008 QuoteIt's a new class "Sex Ed for Math Majors Curriculum and lesson plans??????"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #31 January 12, 2008 QuoteWhen all the blood is in the wrong head, math doesn't have to be complex to pose a challenge Oh, do I ever know that one!! Try being a substitue math teacher at the junior high age where you are trying to teach math the period after the little darlings have sex ed in PE."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #32 January 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I hated math such as this, that have no practical uses and I would been the kid that drew the elephant and argued show me a frictionless ramp and I will give you the answer. Friction just makes the math oh so much harder. Lets's just ignore it. Because friction makes sex fun? If you're doing complex math equations while having sex... Define doing. All I do is write them out with my tongue. Interesting, rather than words or the alphabet next time I might try the quadratic equation. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #33 January 12, 2008 Yeah, but which one?Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #34 January 12, 2008 Quote When all the blood is in the wrong head, math doesn't have to be complex to pose a challenge. Henceforth the expression "She's making me harder than Chinese Algebra." (loosely quoted from Tom Waites.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #35 January 12, 2008 Quote Yeah, but which one? I was thinking the quadratic formula, but any of them would do. Or just use pii. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #36 January 13, 2008 Quote Quote Whatever - they were always just spitball targets to me! Shame on you, Turtle.......In the corner and consider your actions!!!! OOOoooohhhh . . . I get spanked by Teacher!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #37 January 14, 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whatever - they were always just spitball targets to me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shame on you, Turtle.......In the corner and consider your actions!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OOOoooohhhh . . . I get spanked by Teacher! Yep.......that's what happens to naughty boys....."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #38 January 14, 2008 Reminds me of why I got kicked out of Geometry in Jr, High. Every time the Teacher would mention "Pie R Squared" I would shout out "Pie R NOT Squared. Pie R Round, Cobbler R Square!!!!". And then on a test I would included "Square Pie = Cobbler!!" as the answer to all Circumference questions. Math teachers really lacked a Sense of Humor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #39 January 14, 2008 Quote Reminds me of why I got kicked out of Geometry in Jr, High. Every time the Teacher would mention "Pie R Squared" I would shout out "Pie R NOT Squared. Pie R Round, Cobbler R Square!!!!". And then on a test I would included "Square Pie = Cobbler!!" as the answer to all Circumference questions. Math teachers really lacked a Sense of Humor. Quote Not me. That would get you a smiley face and at least a point or two partial credit "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #40 January 14, 2008 Quote Reminds me of why I got kicked out of Geometry in Jr, High. Every time the Teacher would mention "Pie R Squared" I would shout out "Pie R NOT Squared. Pie R Round, Cobbler R Square!!!!". And then on a test I would included "Square Pie = Cobbler!!" as the answer to all Circumference questions. Math teachers really lacked a Sense of Humor. What kind of Pie? The pie I think about is signified by a triangle or a rhombus if you do your fingers right . . . more a three dimentional kind of thinking though.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #41 January 14, 2008 Quote .. . . . more a three dimentional kind of thinking though. Why yes, you are demented. In college Physics 101: Had a set-up with a coed. The only time she could make it was in the middle of my finals. I went in, wrote on a piece of paper, handed it in and left to go do my thing with the COED. What I wrote: "Look, I can't take this test. Just give me a D. I'll have to re-take the class anyway." I got the D on the test, a B for the class and I got laid all in the same day! WooooHoooo! Boy was it ever worth it! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #42 January 14, 2008 Quote I got the D on the test, a B for the class and I got laid and the coed got to take a tax deduction for charity workYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #43 January 14, 2008 Quote Quote I got the D on the test, a B for the class and I got laid and the coed got to take a tax deduction for charity work Not much of a deduction for a dinner at MacDonald's afterwards. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #44 January 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I got the D on the test, a B for the class and I got laid and the coed got to take a tax deduction for charity work Not much of a deduction for a dinner at MacDonald's afterwards. Things never change do they?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
