Squeak 17 #1 March 5, 2008 Skydive the Farm demonstrates to RotariansYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 March 5, 2008 Good article! But of course, one little detail gets screwed up. "The state of the art today is a square parachute consisting of seven to eight different 'cells.'" Umm, I don't think I've heard of a parachute having 8 cells... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 March 5, 2008 Well, Hans is 40 now, he doesn't count as well as he used to You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hans 0 #4 March 5, 2008 Wow Squeak you are resourceful. Billy I never talked about # of cells in parachutes that was the reporters error. The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #5 March 5, 2008 Quote Wow Squeak you are resourceful. Billy I never talked about # of cells in parachutes that was the reporters error. sure it was, kinda like when you tell everyone you have 8 inches.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 March 5, 2008 Quote Wow Squeak you are resourceful. Billy I never talked about # of cells in parachutes that was the reporters error. I wasn't implying that it was your error. I know these reporters always fucks the details up. I should be able to get out to the Good Vibes boogie. Been a while since I jumped."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #7 March 5, 2008 Quote Wow Squeak you are resourceful. Billy I never talked about # of cells in parachutes that was the reporters error. your orders oare n the way, plus I added 24 of each of the new 8 designs. I figure since yuo are 40 you wont remember ordering them anyway so I can toss in what ever I want.. Hope you well//// J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #8 March 5, 2008 Great success!!! You need to get on CNN next."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hans 0 #9 March 5, 2008 Jay I will call you with the order today. The Farm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #10 March 5, 2008 Quote Great success!!! You need to get on CNN next. Yes, Chinese man runs sucessful DZ......----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 March 5, 2008 Quote Quote Great success!!! You need to get on CNN next. Yes, Chinese man runs sucessful DZ...... I can see the interview like this: CNN: What do you think of the competition over at the airport? Hans: Dim dum fuks "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #12 March 5, 2008 Very nice article Hans! that's awesome! I especially liked how you explained the canopy ride... "seven to eight minutes gliding with the chute." I'm going to PM you about that order you're placing. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydive4u2 0 #13 March 6, 2008 They used to sell chutes with 8 cells.Let's have some FUN !!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefalljason 0 #14 March 6, 2008 Did anyone else notice the ad for the funeral home on the page? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 March 6, 2008 Quote Did anyone else notice the ad for the funeral home on the page? They should have had skydiving advertisement-covered hearse pictured in it. ChrisWelker posted pictures of it sometime last year. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
