highfly 0 #26 May 18, 2008 Granted , but my definition of Mean is average. You have gone from Average to under average... I wish my baby boys would sleep all through the night giving myself and my wife a better nights sleep www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #27 May 18, 2008 QuoteGranted , but my definition of Mean is average. You have gone from Average to under average... I wish my baby boys would sleep all through the night giving myself and my wife a better nights sleep Granted but they are in a coma I wish my brother would sleep on his bed and not the couch when I visitDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #28 May 19, 2008 Quote I wish my brother would sleep on his bed and not the couch when I visit Granted... but the two of you in the one bed gets pretty crowded. I wish I knew the answers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #29 May 19, 2008 Quote I wish I knew the answers. Granted-now the questions were changed I wish that didn't have to travel this weekYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #30 May 19, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I knew the answers. Granted but you foget the questions I wish i was selectively invisibleYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #31 May 19, 2008 Quote Quote I wish that didn't have to travel this week Granted, YOU"RE FIRED I wish for fishYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #32 May 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I wish that didn't have to travel this week Granted, YOU"RE FIRED I wish for fish Granted but they crush you I wish I had a new HS class vehicleDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #33 May 19, 2008 QuoteI wish I had a new HS class vehicle Granted but fuel costs are so high you cant afford to run it. I wish my top end customer would call me back to sign off on the $120k deal I have in the pipeline www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #34 May 19, 2008 Quote*** I wish my top end customer would call me back to sign off on the $120k deal I have in the pipeline Granted, but the day after signing he goes bankrupt I wish that there as no need for a job like mine (that would be cool)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #35 May 19, 2008 QuoteI wish that there as no need for a job like mine (that would be cool) Granted, now you're unemployed, working the streets as a tranny hooker and was picked up by some politician. Now your life is miserable as your story is the number one talked about thread in speakers corner. The arguements never stop. I wish I had a big back yard for my dogs to play in. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #36 May 19, 2008 Quote Quote I wish that there as no need for a job like mine (that would be cool) Granted, now you're unemployed, working the streets as a tranny hooker and was picked up by some politician. Now your life is miserable as your story is the number one talked about thread in speakers corner. The arguements never stop. . Awe man NOT AGAINYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thirdworld19 0 #37 May 19, 2008 QuoteI wish I had a big back yard for my dogs to play in. Granted, but because it is so big, the government has decided to use it to store hazardous waste, and now your dogs have become Cujo dogs. I wish there were reliable planes in Egypt to jump out of. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #38 May 19, 2008 Granted. But they are all hijacked to Lybia. I wish I could get laid again.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #39 May 19, 2008 Quote I wish I could get laid again. Granted. but you are laid by an ostrichI wish i could save all the cool songs i'm finding on YoutubeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #40 May 19, 2008 QuoteI wish I could get laid again. Granted, but it's to rest. I wish that the U.K weather would improve so that I could jump. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #41 May 19, 2008 Granted - Blue skies, a nice breeze, excellent temperature and well-behaved uppers. Unfortunately your repack expired yesterday and there is no rigger available"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #42 May 19, 2008 Now that's just plain meanWhere's your wish? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #43 May 19, 2008 Sorry dude - got called away and accidentally pressed post I wish I was a little bit taller "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #44 May 19, 2008 (like me) ... You are now taller but all your trousers now look very silly. I wish my dog's pee would stop burning our lawn (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #45 May 19, 2008 Too easy man - Granted. It's burning your bed instead. I wish I was a skygod"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PWScottIV 0 #46 May 19, 2008 QuoteToo easy man - Granted. It's burning your bed instead. I wish I was a skygod Granted. However, tomorrow you are going to be falsely accused of murder and end up looking at the sky from behind bars for a maximum of 45min a day for the rest of your life. I wish I had two wishes. One would be whatever I wanted, and the other would automatically defeat the negative component of the wish that the next poster grants me.Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #47 May 19, 2008 Quote I wish I had two wishes. One would be whatever I wanted, and the other would automatically defeat the negative component of the wish that the next poster grants me. Granted, but the next person didn't put a negative component in the wish (one of those "fluffy" people) which cause your wish to reverse itself, and you got the exact opposite of what deep in your head you really always wanted so you couldn't just fool the wish and wish for the opposite. I wish for an evil monkeys paw.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #48 May 19, 2008 Granted - your right had changes into one. Being evil, it is immensely strong and has a life all of it's own. So you have to keep watching it continuously in case it tries to kill you - again. I wish there would be no more soap operas or reality TV shows, both on this side of the grave and the next one, EVER."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #49 May 19, 2008 QuoteGranted - your right had changes into one. Being evil, it is immensely strong and has a life all of it's own. So you have to keep watching it continuously in case it tries to kill you - again. I wish there would be no more soap operas or reality TV shows, both on this side of the grave and the next one, EVER. Granted- but then people start doing something better like skydiving- Now you have to be on a waiting list for 2 years just for one lift ticket. And it costs 1299 dollars and you get stuck with smelly gassy people on the air plane. I wish I could lose these last 20 lbs.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #50 May 19, 2008 QuoteI wish I could lose these last 20 lbs. Granted. Your arms have just been amputated. Wish: I wish that the weather maintained a steady daytime high between 60 and 80 degrees. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites