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UT3, seriously? will you marry me?




:D:D I love my xbox and video games.

I love lamp. :|

No, Im just saying that.

I really love boobies. :P

Oh, and cheese. ;)

Yep, thats it. Boobies and cheese.

I have no idea where that came from. :S:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;)



well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight.


;)


UT3, seriously? will you marry me?




:D:D I love my xbox and video games.


If you tell me you play COD4 and Gears I'm gonna move down to FL and propose. BTW, you already stole my heart the second I found out you are a skydiver who loves FPS. I haven't been in the sport long but I'm pretty sure thats not easy to find. :D

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UT3, seriously? will you marry me?




:D:D I love my xbox and video games.

I love lamp. :|

No, Im just saying that.

I really love boobies. :P

Oh, and cheese. ;)

Yep, thats it. Boobies and cheese.

I have no idea where that came from. :S:D

It comes from being around Turtle.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;)



well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight.


;)


UT3, seriously? will you marry me?




:D:D I love my xbox and video games.


If you tell me you play COD4 and Gears I'm gonna move down to FL and propose. BTW, you already stole my heart the second I found out you are a skydiver who loves FPS. I haven't been in the sport long but I'm pretty sure thats not easy to find. :D


Yes I play COD4 and Halo 3

and Gary...This is the first night Im playing UT3 so be gentle
Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

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I love lamp. :|

No, Im just saying that.

I really love boobies. :P

Oh, and cheese. ;)

Yep, thats it. Boobies and cheese.

I have no idea where that came from. :S:D



It comes from being around Turtle.:)

Actually, I was visiting LCJ last weekend.
So, no, it wasn't you! :o:D

I almost couldn't think of where I was last weekend b/c if the "rockets in your ass" comment above. I got distracted. :o
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I almost couldn't think of where I was last weekend b/c if the "rockets in your ass" comment above. I got distracted. :o



That *does* make quite the vivid mental pic, doesn't it? B|
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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I love lamp. :|

No, Im just saying that.

I really love boobies. :P

Oh, and cheese. ;)

Yep, thats it. Boobies and cheese.

I have no idea where that came from. :S:D



It comes from being around Turtle.:)

Actually, I was visiting LCJ last weekend.
So, no, it wasn't you! :o:D

I almost couldn't think of where I was last weekend b/c if the "rockets in your ass" comment above. I got distracted. :o

Yeah . . . I can see where that could be distracting.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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We can pitch in to get you a hooker. Thenk you KNOW you are going to get laid.


hehehehhehehe



Get him a high quality one. One that charges at least 4 rocks. ;)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;)



well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight.



Don't get ahead of yourself-notice that he responded to Bolas, not you
You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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The trick is to fool them into thinking the situation is the latter, when it is really the former.;)



Reminds me of when I was in college and had a fake wedding ring that I'd wear to bars. Worked nearly everytime :)
It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

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Does it come with free meals- chauffeur to the dz- and include all jump tickets/packing tickets - top shelf liquour- 236 Red M&M's and 462 cherry flavored starbursts- clown midgets who tuck me in at night and an elephant ride to the hanger?


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The answer is very simple....theres one method thats works time and time again and can be verified and vouched for....Just "LIE". Say whatever it takes to get them in bed and then just dont take there calls eventually they wont call anymore.

This method has been used by both sexes for all time and "69% of the time... It works every time"

However this is a true story...two weeks ago while drunk at the dz I did have a girl use the old wanna go back to my place for a pizza and a fuck...? I politely declined...she says... what you dont like pizza? everything that occured after that is alledged...:)

"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

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...then just dont take there calls eventually they wont call anymore...



The idea of a booty call is to be able to call the person and have sex whenever you want. If you stop talking to them thats not gonna happen.


No, that's 'friends with benefits'. ;)

Booty call is what we used to call a 'one night stand'
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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...then just dont take there calls eventually they wont call anymore...



The idea of a booty call is to be able to call the person and have sex whenever you want. If you stop talking to them thats not gonna happen.


No, that's 'friends with benefits'. ;)

Booty call is what we used to call a 'one night stand'


To quote the all knowing Wikipedia:
"A booty call is a telephone call, other communication, or visitation made with the sole intent of engaging in sex or other forms of sexual release with the person being contacted. Traditionally this social practice, especially the term booty call, is associated with a person calling another person for a sexual encounter after having already established either a casual or more serious relationship involving sexual relations."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booty_call
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