Cheesy Lines

[futuredivot 0]

My wife says I'm a big ol flirt-I don't think I'm that bad. But, when i was ordering my steak tonight and the waitress asked how I wanted it. I said "If you just smile at it, that'll warm it enough to throw on a plate.
What's your cheesiest line?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[BillyVance 34]

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"




No, I never used that...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[futuredivot 0]

That;s tacky, not cheesy-try again

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[BillyVance 34]

Sorry, I got nothing... those that have met me, know that I almost never flirt. And I still get flashed by some of the best racks out there.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[LisaH 0]

A guy came up to me in a club and told me I had 'nice child bearing hips.'

Was that cheesy or was he just a pig??

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[futuredivot 0]

Depends-did it work?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[LisaH 0]

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Depends-did it work?

Nahh, I was totally into women back then.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[futuredivot 0]

Too bad I didn't know you back then-we had a lot in common

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[LisaH 0]

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Too bad I didn't know you back then-we had a lot in common

The competition would have been fun.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[cocheese 0]

Cheesy?

I'm like cheesecake. Sweet as can be but I go straight to your thighs.

[sunshine 2]

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I'm like cheesecake. Sweet as can be but I go straight to your thighs.

love it!!!

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[novacaine 0]

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A guy came up to me in a club and told me I had 'nice child bearing hips.'

Was that cheesy or was he just a pig??

Shit that was you?!?!? j/k

I was out at the Calgary Stampede a few years ago with some buddies. And I approached a woman and said "Would you like to come over to my place and play house? You'll be the screen door and I'll slam you all night!!" All I got was a hand to the face... though I'm not complaining as that was the ost action I got from her that evening!!!

[Hausse 0]

I like this one:

[really bad Swiss accent] Hey my name is Stephan, I am from Schweiz and ich am good at fucking[/bad accent]

After that you just don't know another word of english and all is good

[DangerRoo 0]

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Cheesy?

I'm like cheesecake. Sweet as can be but I go straight to your thighs.

I like it!

(I.C.D#2 VP)
""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama

[MrStranger3001 0]

"Baby, if you're the matrix then I'm the One"

[Stuntbabex 0]

Hi im Milk. Ill do your body good.

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

A guy said "You look like such an angel. What part of heaven did you fall from?"

My reply was "Umm..the 80s is calling and they want their line back. BTW, has that line EVER worked for you, Leisure Suit Larry?"

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[cocheese 0]

Remember this one?

"Find the nearest Social Distortion concert to you and I'll meet you there."

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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Remember this one?

"Find the nearest Social Distortion concert to you and I'll meet you there."

OMG!

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[Darktreader 0]

sorry folks I have the greatest pick-up line ever used...works almost everytime... for me at least


"Hello..."

"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

[futuredivot 0]

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sorry folks I have the greatest pick-up line ever used...works almost everytime... for me at least


"Hello..."

I don't think that once, with BillyVance, counts as "almost every time"

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[kschilk 0]

My only line was "I really like your top....oh, an' the blouse ain't bad, either." Dunno' why but it actually worked.

"T'was ever thus."

[banesanura 1]

Omg.

I have had several people ACTUALLY use this... sad...


1. After I explained that I had a boyfriend (imaginary but he doesn't know) the guy says "loose the gimp and get with the pimp"

2. I fucking hate it when men are like, "Damn girl you are hot!" (have some thing a bit more intellegent to say) Let's enhance our verbal communication skills boys!

3. I walked into a club- a guy steps in front of me and blocks my way to the bar and says, "I want to get to know you" then says he plays for the buckanaeers.

4. I want to get you pregnant- I shit myself when I heard that and bought mase the next day along with a semi automatic.

Best Girl Scout Ever.