Listening to my wife babble

[Twoply 0]

She's straightening the house while I'm sitting here on dropzone. She's talking to me about how we need more spices if we are going to keep eating yellow rice. She's babbling on and on about things and I keep throwing in an "Uh, huh" and acting like I'm using the calculator to help her multiply things she's saying outloud.

Women are just busy bodies. She couldn't sit without a thought in her head if it killed her. That's not a good thing.

What she is talking about is important enough to her to vocalize, I just dont agree.

That's why I just sit here and "Uh,huh" her.

I think that's the key to marraige.

[Squeak 17]

Dude if that's your key you need a new lock.


in the 20 plus years i have been with my wife i have learned that platitudes of Uh Huh will get you no where but in trouble

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[SuFantasma 0]

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Dude if that's your key you need a new lock.


in the 20 plus years i have been with my wife i have learned that platitudes of Uh Huh will get you no where but in trouble

Squeak, I wish I could add to that .... but you are sooooo RIGHT !

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[travelingmack 0]

uh, huh...love your avatar..

[jonstark 8]

You been married all of what...6 months. Haven't you learned that it's "Yes dear" or "Yes lammykins" "whatever you say precious."?

[iluvtofly 0]

I remember when both of my brothers got married my Dad gave them a very important speech. He said that there are only 6 words a husband needs to know, "You're right, I'm wrong, I'm sorry."

[chuckakers 370]

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She couldn't sit without a thought in her head if it killed her.

We men, on the other hand, can sit around for hours, even days, without a single thought in our heads. That's why we are the superior being.

Chuck Akers
D-10855
Houston, TX

[AggieDave 6]

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We men, on the other hand, can sit around for hours, even days, without a single thought in our heads

And without talking. Especially while the damned game is on!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[SuFantasma 0]

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She couldn't sit without a thought in her head if it killed her.

We men, on the other hand, can sit around for hours, even days, without a single thought in our heads. That's why we are the superior being.

I would like to propose a correction:

"We me, on the other hand, can sit around for hours, even days, WITH A SINGLE THOUGHT IN OUT HEADS: SEX"

I believe that's a more accurate description, conveys a sense of sincerity and accounts for the beer commercials during sport broadcasts!

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[happythoughts 0]

Only one difficulty defeats me, the psychic issue.
When a woman forgets what she was thinking, and then asks me to recall what it was.

Just as they enter the room, they look at the floor and say, "What was I thinking?" and look up at me, as if I have the answer.

[airdvr 198]

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"What was I thinking?" and look up at me

Unbenownst to you she was thinking "Why did I marry him?"

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[cloudseeker2001 0]

If you don't listen to her, someone else will!

"Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance,
others mean and rueful of the western dream"

[SkyBastard 0]

That's only five words though :P

Dude #320
"Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid".
DONK!

[lilDevil 2]

But Bill thats cause you know everything , dont you ??

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[iluvtofly 0]

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That's only five words though :P