Burglar bakes puppy in the oven

[SuFantasma 0]

Here is the full text... the last sentence seems inherently contradictory , unless its a confession:

GREEN BAY, Wis., Nov. 25 (UPI) -- A Wisconsin woman returned home to find that someone had broken in, put her 5-month-old puppy in the oven and turned on the heat.
Green Bay police were unsure Tuesday whether the dog, a poodle-Pekingese mix named Hulk, was still alive when it baked, WFRV-TV in Green Bay reported. They say the investigation is being taken very seriously.

"That's something that you want to catch very quickly and put a stop to before it escalates," said Capt. Karl Fluery.

Alex Rouse had been out with a friend and discovered when she came back that her home was full of smoke.

"That dog meant everything to me," Rouse said. "That dog went everywhere with me."


Went everywhere with me? Was she interviewed in the oven?

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[JohnRich 4]

You're taking the phrase too literally. That phrase doesn't mean that the puppy was with her 24-hours per day, in the shower, getting dressed, whatever. It just means that when she went out she often took it with her.

The phrase that struck me odd was the police officer saying he wants to stop it before it escalates. What would be an escalation of puppy-baking? Full grown dog baking? Baby baking? Just because someone would do that to a puppy, doesn't mean they're out there looking to cook humans alive.

[LisaH 0]

Well, that story just ruined my eating Thanksgiving leftovers.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[SuFantasma 0]

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You're taking the phrase too literally. That phrase doesn't mean that the puppy was with her 24-hours per day, in the shower, getting dressed, whatever. It just means that when she went out she often took it with her.

Point acknowledged....

...Alex Rouse had been out with a friend.... "That dog went everywhere with me."

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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Well, that story just ruined my eating Thanksgiving leftovers.

No kidding ... without trying to be mean ... How does the reporter know that the oven was set on "BAKE"?

It could have been "BROIL"

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

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You're taking the phrase too literally. That phrase doesn't mean that the puppy was with her 24-hours per day, in the shower, getting dressed, whatever. It just means that when she went out she often took it with her.

The phrase that struck me odd was the police officer saying he wants to stop it before it escalates. What would be an escalation of puppy-baking? Full grown dog baking? Baby baking? Just because someone would do that to a puppy, doesn't mean they're out there looking to cook humans alive.

John - See # 14 in the list below. Most of the items are background items....but setting fires and cruelty to animals are behaviors. If you know nothing else about the scum that did this, you know that he is capable of extreme cruelty....which may be a precursor of more horrific crimes to come.


Fourteen Characteristics of a Serial Killer

Could you be raising a criminal? Acts of violence don't come out of nowhere, and every parent should be aware of the clues along the way. For the most violent of criminals, there are warning signs that often start in childhood. Below is a list of the 14 most common traits of serial killers.
1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male.
2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ's in the "bright normal" range.
3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.
4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families.
5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.
6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.
7. They hate their fathers and mothers.
8. They are commonly abused as children — psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member.
9. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.
10. They have high rates of suicide attempts.
11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.
12. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12.
13. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting.
14. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures.

Source: Internal Association of Forensic Science, an article written by FBI Special Agent Robert K. Ressler
"The Serial Killer," Harold Schechter

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Murray

"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey

[JohnRich 4]

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Fourteen Characteristics of a Serial Killer

Are you suggesting that people who commit cruelty to animals should be prosecuted as if they are serial killers?

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Fourteen Characteristics of a Serial Killer

Are you suggesting that people who commit cruelty to animals should be prosecuted as if they are serial killers?

...don't know about that, but whomever put that puppy in the oven should be put down. That was just wrong. Take the stuff and leave!~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[JohnMitchell 14]

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Fourteen Characteristics of a Serial Killer

Are you suggesting that people who commit cruelty to animals should be prosecuted as if they are serial killers?

No, and you know that. He's saying that anyone who bakes a puppy is messed up, and it's a signpost on the road to more serious crimes, possibly. That's what the police officer meant by "escalate."

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Whew. I was getting scared reading that list. It was eerie. But when I got to number 12, I knew there was no chance of ever becoming a serial killer. I stopped bed-wetting at age 10. Whew!

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Fourteen Characteristics of a Serial Killer

Are you suggesting that people who commit cruelty to animals should be prosecuted as if they are serial killers?

No, and you know that. He's saying that anyone who bakes a puppy is messed up, and it's a signpost on the road to more serious crimes, possibly. That's what the police officer meant by "escalate."

Thank you Mr. Mitchell for your precise and concise explanation of exactly why I posted that list.

Cheers,

Murray

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How do you make a dead puppy float?






A small bit of crushed ice in the bottom of a tall glass.
Fill with Coke.
Add two scoops of dead puppy.


...yes, yes... definitely unbalanced.

[porpoishead 5]

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How do you make a dead puppy float?






A small bit of crushed ice in the bottom of a tall glass.
Fill with Coke.
Add two scoops of dead puppy.


...yes, yes... definitely unbalanced.

this is total bullshit.....

everyone knows it's 2 scoops of dead puppy and 1 can of barqs rootbeer...

coke and ice WTF!!! you must be a serial killer

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[billeisele 122]

this doesn't seem too complicted
- burglar breaks in house
- burglar is in kitchen
- tiny animal "poodle-Pekingese mix" makes annoying noises
- burglar wants noise maker to shut-up
- burglar grabs noise maker and shoves it in oven

not unusual so far

- burglar turns on oven

now that is strange

feel sorry for his girlfriend or wife, this guy has problems

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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feel sorry for his girlfriend or wife, this guy has problems

He's gonna have a lot more problems when he gets caught - The judges is going give him a roasting.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[JohnMitchell 14]

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He's gonna have a lot more problems when he gets caught - The judges is going give him a roasting.

Hot Dog! Those cops are really gonna grill him.

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He's gonna have a lot more problems when he gets caught - The judges is going give him a roasting.

Hot Dog! Those cops are really gonna grill him.

Sigh. Ok...

If they catch him, he's toast. I hope he fries.

[Cari 0]

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How do you make a dead puppy float?



A small bit of crushed ice in the bottom of a tall glass.
Fill with Coke.
Add two scoops of dead puppy.


...yes, yes... definitely unbalanced.

this is total bullshit.....

everyone knows it's 2 scoops of dead puppy and 1 can of barqs rootbeer...

coke and ice WTF!!! you must be a serial killer

IBC root beer. You both lose.

[Cari 0]

So...did the people actually TAKE anything, or did they just go in, bake the dog, and leave?

That's bad, but not as bad as the chick who cooked her baby in the microwave.

[Andy9o8 0]

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So...did the people actually TAKE anything, or did they just go in, bake the dog, and leave?

That's bad, but not as bad as the chick who cooked her baby in the microwave....

...because everyone knows that ruins the meat.

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So...did the people actually TAKE anything, or did they just go in, bake the dog, and leave?

That's bad, but not as bad as the chick who cooked her baby in the microwave....

...because everyone knows that ruins the meat.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Cari 0]

If you're easily offended, stop reading right now please.


Q: What's red and bubbly and scratches on glass?
A: A baby in the microwave.

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feel sorry for his girlfriend or wife, this guy has problems

He's gonna have a lot more problems when he gets caught - The judges is going give him a roasting.

Like in Iran?

--
Murray

"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey

[SuFantasma 0]

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So...did the people actually TAKE anything, or did they just go in, bake the dog, and leave?

That's bad, but not as bad as the chick who cooked her baby in the microwave.

Michael Vick didn't need anything from the house....

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[porpoishead 5]

damn fantasma, youre on a roll today bud..

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell