banesanura 1 #1 January 13, 2009 Alright kiddies- ask your most difficult dating question and with my expertise, I will help you solve your dating problems! Nothing like dating advice from me!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 January 13, 2009 Well, I stopped dating before you hit puberty-but I'll ask some of the single people around the office and see if they have any good ones.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #3 January 13, 2009 How do I tell them I skydive without them running away? skidmarks even.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #4 January 13, 2009 Where can I find a female, post-pubesent virgin?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 January 13, 2009 How do you handle banging one of your ex's good friends? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #6 January 13, 2009 Back up to a mirror and look over your shoulder... -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #7 January 13, 2009 You get them drunk then they wouldn't and couldn't run that far. Then tell them you skydive. Bring pampers.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #8 January 13, 2009 A virgin? Why do you want a virgin pops? Buy a ticket to the Jonas brothers concert. OR Just take a regular chicka and stick in the back.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 January 13, 2009 Whenever I go somewhere, even grocery shopping, women follow me out to the car and try to get in. I have been fending them off successfully. However, some have chipped the paint near the door handles with their fingernails during the struggle. My question... where can I get an inexpensive after-market spray touch-up paint for a Buick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #10 January 13, 2009 Don't do it.Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #11 January 13, 2009 Quote My question... where can I get an inexpensive after-market spray touch-up paint for a Buick? A BUICK???Oh, come on; You can't be that old!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #12 January 13, 2009 Like Bill could afford a Buick! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote My question... where can I get an inexpensive after-market spray touch-up paint for a Buick? A BUICK???Oh, come on; You can't be that old! He probably inherited it from his parents... My first car was a 1964 Buick Special, 355ci Wildcat engine block. Giant 4 door sedan with bench seats. It was my grandmother's car until she was too old to drive it. I drove it during my high school and college years."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #14 January 13, 2009 Banging your ex's gf is small potatoes. Try getting with her mom. How? Study red wines. Lots of em. Have a wine tasting... :)Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 January 13, 2009 Quote Like Bill could afford a Buick! I have a car. Once I get a job, I will put tires on it and fill it with gas. I figure that once the economy picks up, I want to have two cars up on blocks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 January 13, 2009 Quote Back up to a mirror and look over your shoulder... -Hixxx He said "virgin" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #17 January 13, 2009 Quote Banging your ex's gf is small potatoes. Try getting with her mom. How? Study red wines. Lots of em. Have a wine tasting... :) I'm a chick. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #18 January 13, 2009 I'll go for "all three" please Alex. I just knew the minute Mom walked in - this was a freaky li'l family here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #19 January 13, 2009 Quote Alright kiddies- ask your most difficult dating question and with my expertise, I will help you solve your dating problems! Nothing like dating advice from me! How do you get her to cancel the restraining order?"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Alright kiddies- ask your most difficult dating question and with my expertise, I will help you solve your dating problems! Nothing like dating advice from me! How do you get her to cancel the restraining order? You probably can't. But you probably could send her a gift certificate for a spa treatment, but change the address to the dominatrix dungeon. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #21 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Banging your ex's gf is small potatoes. Try getting with her mom. How? Study red wines. Lots of em. Have a wine tasting... :) I'm a chick. Quote that makes it even better and harder. get the big bottle of wine. I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Txflier 0 #22 January 13, 2009 Quote You get them drunk then they wouldn't and couldn't run that far. Then tell them you skydive. Bring pampers. Quote I like the way you think +1 I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Banging your ex's gf is small potatoes. Try getting with her mom. How? Study red wines. Lots of em. Have a wine tasting... :) I'm a chick. Quote that makes it even better and harder. get the big bottle of wine. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 January 13, 2009 I want a girl just like the girl who married dear old... Joe DiMaggio.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #25 January 13, 2009 Quote Alright kiddies- ask your most difficult dating question and with my expertise, I will help you solve your dating problems! Nothing like dating advice from me! Should we still use AD1950 when Radiocarbon dating? I feel is an arbitrary line and I should be able to pick on younger samples ! What do you think?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
