CSpenceFLY 1 #1 January 9, 2009 ...cold as a witches tit in a brass brassiere!! ...cold enough to freese the balls off a brass monkey!! Continue with your local too fucking cold sayings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomal2day 0 #2 January 9, 2009 But it's going to be 74 degrees in Dallas todayAnd good jumping weather both Saturday and Sunday! 'To fly is heaven, to freefall is divine' 'You only need 2 tools. WD40 for when it doesn't move but should, and duct tape for when it moves but shouldn't' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 January 9, 2009 I hope those temps scoot over here for next weekend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #4 January 9, 2009 I had a skychicka say one time... It is so cold my nipples could cut glass... ok...mental images start... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #5 January 9, 2009 It's a bit 'Pearl Harbour' over here too. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #6 January 9, 2009 enough to freeze the sea. clicky BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 January 9, 2009 Quote ...cold as a witches tit in a brass brassiere!! ...cold enough to freese the balls off a brass monkey!! Continue with your local too fucking cold sayings. Colder than a bucket of Penguin Sh*t! Oh - and ummm - 79 is the high here today. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #8 January 9, 2009 Quote But it's going to be 74 degrees in Dallas todayAnd good jumping weather both Saturday and Sunday! Good luck Saturday. I'd end up in Oklahoma if I opened in that kind of wind. ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #9 January 9, 2009 A wise northerner once said to me, "You don't know cold until your nose freezes shut." I thought he was crazy until I felt mine doing just that one night! I've since moved to Arizona "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #10 January 9, 2009 Quote ...cold as a witches tit in a brass brassiere!! ...cold enough to freese the balls off a brass monkey!! Continue with your local too fucking cold sayings. Is cold as a CSpenceFLY post ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #11 January 9, 2009 I love that line from Grumpy Old Men "It's colder than a witches titty out here, and I'm fresh outta beer." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 January 9, 2009 Quote I love that line from Grumpy Old Men "It's colder than a witches titty out here, and I'm fresh outta beer." I loved the outtakes at the end of that movie with all the one liners from that old cranky guy (the boxing manager from Rocky I, II, and III). He really cracked me up. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chiquita24 0 #13 January 10, 2009 The outakes were hilarious! "Looks like Chucks's taking the boat to tuna town." Looks like Chuck's taking old one eye to the optometrist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
packing_jarrett 0 #14 January 10, 2009 its cold enough that I'm shivering...Na' Cho' Cheese Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #15 January 10, 2009 The sign says it all | | \/Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomal2day 0 #16 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote But it's going to be 74 degrees in Dallas todayAnd good jumping weather both Saturday and Sunday! Good luck Saturday. I'd end up in Oklahoma if I opened in that kind of wind. Only if your canopy can fly at 50mph!! Saturday's wind of NW at 19mph would more likely send you to HoustonBut Sunday looks to be a beaut!'To fly is heaven, to freefall is divine' 'You only need 2 tools. WD40 for when it doesn't move but should, and duct tape for when it moves but shouldn't' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godfrog 2 #17 January 10, 2009 MONTANANS FOR GLOBAL WARMING!!!Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SansSuit 1 #18 January 10, 2009 The other day it was so cold I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!Peace, -Dawson. http://www.SansSuit.com The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #20 January 21, 2009 Quote bump It is so cold I was freezing my girly yaw yaws off this morning. brrrr It isn't supposed to be this cold in florida...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #21 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote bump It is so cold I was freezing my girly yaw yaws off this morning. brrrr It isn't supposed to be this cold in florida... Forecast here today is 73F. What is this "cold" of which you speak???"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #22 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote bump It is so cold I was freezing my girly yaw yaws off this morning. brrrr It isn't supposed to be this cold in florida... Forecast here today is 73F. What is this "cold" of which you speak??? it was 26f this morning at 8 am and is less that 60 f right now.. Plus, the damn transformer outside is broken so we have half power today and the heater in our office is not working. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
