Baksteen 84 #201 October 1, 2008 If I haven't got a life, then why'm I so busy?"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #202 October 1, 2008 QuoteQuote All your good fortune is the result of fortune cookies your sole has been exposed to in your various incarnations. Why do you put fortune cookies in your shoe? That's where your good fortune comes from. Feet are usually connected directly to the earth is some way. A soul is in the sole.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #203 October 1, 2008 QuoteHow many asprin can I take a day without damaging myself? It all depends if you take them out of the bottle before you take them rectally.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #204 October 1, 2008 QuoteWhy do I need more US Air miles to get to CUN than MBJ? CUNt. Need I say more?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #205 October 1, 2008 QuoteIf I haven't got a life, then why'm I so busy? Having a life has nothing to do with how much or little you do. You can be a workaholic and always busy and have no life. Or you could be a laid back easy going sorta lazy person and have a life.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #206 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Why do I need more US Air miles to get to CUN than MBJ? CUNt. Need I say more? Ummmm.... well..... MBJ. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #207 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Why do I need more US Air miles to get to CUN than MBJ? CUNt. Need I say more? Ummmm.... well..... MBJ. Do we need to go to baseball terminology? They're different bases.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #208 October 1, 2008 Divot is to embarrassed to ask for himself so I told him I would: Does jacking off in Denver qualify ya for the Mile High Club ? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #209 October 1, 2008 Quote Divot is to embarrassed to ask for himself so I told him I would: Does jacking off in Denver qualify ya for the Mile High Club ? Yes.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #210 October 1, 2008 Quote Divot is to embarrassed to ask for himself so I told him I would: Does jacking off in Denver qualify ya for the Mile High Club ? Self or helped? And does a BJ Count? I hear he likes them - but has a hard time getting the taste out of his mouth afterward.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #211 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Divot is to embarrassed to ask for himself so I told him I would: Does jacking off in Denver qualify ya for the Mile High Club ? Self or helped? And does a BJ Count? I hear he likes them - but has a hard time getting the taste out of his mouth afterward. Get your own thread!!! Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #212 October 1, 2008 Why is Greenland covered in ice and Iceland is all green? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #213 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Divot is to embarrassed to ask for himself so I told him I would: Does jacking off in Denver qualify ya for the Mile High Club ? Self or helped? And does a BJ Count? I hear he likes them - but has a hard time getting the taste out of his mouth afterward. Get your own thread!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #214 October 1, 2008 QuoteWhy is Greenland covered in ice and Iceland is all green? Both countries chief export is irony.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #215 October 1, 2008 so....will i be skydiving in october or november...and when will I get to skydive with you?DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #216 October 1, 2008 Quote so....will i be skydiving in october or november...and when will I get to skydive with you? One of the two if not both. Dunno when we'll get to skydive together, but I know it will be fun. You don't wear a full face, do you? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #217 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote so....will i be skydiving in october or november...and when will I get to skydive with you? One of the two if not both. Dunno when we'll get to skydive together, but I know it will be fun. You don't wear a full face, do you? yep i do but am working on getting another helmet too.......DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #218 October 2, 2008 Quote this person travels for business and may not have even received the note yet. You can send him an email: [email protected]My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #219 October 2, 2008 Quote Quote this person travels for business and may not have even received the note yet. You can send him an email: [email protected] Wrong guy. I travel for fun and just happen to conduct a little business while I'm there Besides, my wife won't let me date.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #220 October 2, 2008 Quote Quote this person travels for business and may not have even received the note yet. You can send him an email: [email protected] You funny boy! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #221 October 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote this person travels for business and may not have even received the note yet. You can send him an email: [email protected] Wrong guy. I travel for fun and just happen to conduct a little business while I'm thereBesides, my wife won't let me date. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #222 January 24, 2009 Bumped because someone thought I give good advice. Guess they forgot about these winning answers. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #223 January 24, 2009 Quote Bumped because someone thought I give good advice. Guess they forgot about these winning answers. I don't think anyone could forget your answers from this thread....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #224 January 24, 2009 Quote Bumped because someone thought I give good advice. Guess they forgot about these winning answers. I'm worried about my kitty Sophia Lucia keeping her purity when I have a house full of drunken skydivers next week. Should I fashion a kitty chastity belt for her? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #225 January 24, 2009 Quote Quote Bumped because someone thought I give good advice. Guess they forgot about these winning answers. I'm worried about my kitty Sophia Lucia keeping her purity when I have a house full of drunken skydivers next week. Should I fashion a kitty chastity belt for her? If you have WD-40 and duct tape in your house that is only a deterrent, not a preventative. She's not pure anyways as she's dipped her paw in the hot tub. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
