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Everyone seems to be missing the point..

The *real* problem is that you're not getting laid enough.. If you were, you wouldn't be noticing the neighbours!!! :ph34r::ph34r::D:D



A woman shouldn't say that about a guy unless she is not willing to take the position


Double OHHHHHHHHH!:ph34r:

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Everyone seems to be missing the point..

The *real* problem is that you're not getting laid enough.. If you were, you wouldn't be noticing the neighbours!!! :ph34r::ph34r::D:D



A woman shouldn't say that about a guy unless she is not willing to take the position


Dude - I'm just stating the obvious!!! :D:D:ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
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- my boss

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Everyone seems to be missing the point..

The *real* problem is that you're not getting laid enough.. If you were, you wouldn't be noticing the neighbours!!! :ph34r::ph34r::D:D



A woman shouldn't say that about a guy unless she is not willing to take the position


Double OHHHHHHHHH!:ph34r:


I had a female friend tell me that I needed to get laid. My reply to her was you offering?
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I had a female friend tell me that I needed to get laid. My reply to her was you offering?



And was her response "you fucking *wish*"!!? :ph34r::ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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I had a female friend tell me that I needed to get laid. My reply to her was you offering?

And was her response "you fucking *wish*"!!? :ph34r::ph34r:

Triple and quadruple OHHHHHHH!!! You folks are hilarious! I have gotten more entertainment tonight by looking at these forums, than any comedy has to offer....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

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Yeah.. I'm really tired and my internal censor isn't working like it should!!

Edit to say: I just had a chat on facebook and told a very good friend that he lost his ex because he was a dog and a slutt and really he couldn't expect to bang another chick on the side and *also* keep the "love-of-his-life-of-the-week". In retrospect.. Maybe a bit harsh :S

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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In all fairness, *he* asked me why I thought the relationship broke down.. I couldn't help it [:/] He really *is* a big man-whore..

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Yeah.. I'm really tired and my internal censor isn't working like it should!!

Edit to say: I just had a chat on facebook and told a very good friend that he lost his ex because he was a dog and a slutt and really he couldn't expect to bang another chick on the side and *also* keep the "love-of-his-life-of-the-week". In retrospect.. Maybe a bit harsh :S



You ARE subtle! :)
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Well she is British



:oHow DARE you?!! I'm CANADIAN :)
Hmm.. Yeah.. I'm about as subtle as a ton of bricks.. I get in trouble ALL THE TIME for it :$:S

Edit: I thought of another solution.. Put a note through their letterbox that an engineer will be coming round to change the tapes in the cameras found throughout each room.. They'll either move or stop fucking like bunnies!! :ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Well she is British



:oHow DARE you?!! I'm CANADIAN :)
Hmm.. Yeah.. I'm about as subtle as a ton of bricks.. I get in trouble ALL THE TIME for it :$:S


What part of Canada?
Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
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Well she is British



:oHow DARE you?!! I'm CANADIAN :)
Hmm.. Yeah.. I'm about as subtle as a ton of bricks.. I get in trouble ALL THE TIME for it :$:S


What part of Canada?


The "UK" part, evidently... ;)
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Well she is British



:oHow DARE you?!! I'm CANADIAN :)
Hmm.. Yeah.. I'm about as subtle as a ton of bricks.. I get in trouble ALL THE TIME for it :$:S


What part of Canada?


The "UK" part, evidently... ;)


Hey looking at her profile it appears as though she lives in London, but then again I assumed she lived there orriginally
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Everyone seems to be worried about discussing this
issue directly. The easiest way is to have them bring it up.

Bring some talent home about 3am and just wear it out.

Then, the next day, the neighbors will probably mention, "You need to be a little quieter at 3"

Just turn and say, "Yeah, I know the walls are thin.
I listen to your Little Screamer going off all the time too."
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London Ontario Canada !



Sorry dude.. I'm just a Canuck living in the Big Smoke (no, not Ontario, but the UK).

And hmm.. In terms of the neighbours, I fail to see the problem with hearing them fuck?! Is she ugly?? :ph34r::ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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Hmm.. Yeah.. I'm about as subtle as a ton of bricks.. I get in trouble ALL THE TIME for it :$:S



You too? :$:o:S

Sometimes I can keep my mouth shut, but when they ask... :P

To the OP:

Next time right after they are done, masterbate furiously and loudly. Yell you own name and don't disguise your voice. :ph34r:
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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To the OP:

Next time right after they are done, masterbate furiously and loudly. Yell you own name and don't disguise your voice. :ph34r:



I think it would be better to just applaud & maybe whistle.
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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