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BillyVance

What's the strangest place you have banged your SO/FWB in?

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in the middle of the 'O' on the runway at skydive chicago. :$

also, in the back seat of a 25th aniversary edition thunderbird (1980?)... while it was in the showroom. after hours, i had a key, i was working as a janitor in high school.B|

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Middle of Yellowstone National Park on a bluebird day-some bison and elk showed up around us but they did not seem to care-

I think some tourists took pictures from the road.....so I guess we were part of their wildlife slide show.
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Pre-Formers: In the car on the highway, In the hospital I worked at (none=patient area's), and on balconies.

Former: End of the runway, on the balcony of the Skydive school's upstairs porch (facing the home of the State Trooper that lives on the airport), and in my new office at work.

By far, all by the former were the favorites.
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Took me weeks to get the sap off my ass from that night



:D:D:D

Now that's funny!!!

BTW - I think baby oil on cotton would've worked?


I tried everything and nothing worked to get the sap off!! :D


The tongue twirl thing usually works like a charm. ;)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Took me weeks to get the sap off my ass from that night



:D:D:D

Now that's funny!!!

BTW - I think baby oil on cotton would've worked?


I tried everything and nothing worked to get the sap off!! :D


The tongue twirl thing usually works like a charm. ;)


:D:D
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Wasn't my SO but another jumper and i got busy in an inflatable raft in the packing hanger.

I couldnt stop grinning the whole weekend since it was a boogie and there were raft dives going on all weekend :P

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Nothing out of the ordinary.... but an xBF and I were having fun on our hotel room balcony at Couple Ocho Rios.

Directly across from us was the offshore au naturel area, Tower Isle.

We went to Tower Isle the next day and we heard people talking about being able to see a couple having a "nooner" on the balcony the day before. It was us. After many Hummingbords, Filthy Dirty Bananas and Flaming Bob Marleys we admitted it was us. ;)

That's about as strange as it gets, folks. [:/]

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handcuffed on the hood of a cop car, while he was on duty in the snow wearing a school girl outfit



Why was he wearing a school girl outfit? Did you have the cop uniform on? :P:P
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handcuffed on the hood of a cop car, while he was on duty in the snow wearing a school girl outfit



You might wanna restructure that sentence.... :P


haha sorry, minds not working too well.

I was in a school girl outfit handcuffed on the hood of the cop car in the snow...

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Wasn't my SO but another jumper and i got busy in an inflatable raft in the packing hanger.

I couldnt stop grinning the whole weekend since it was a boogie and there were raft dives going on all weekend


EWW!!!! I am never doing a raft dive with you!!!

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handcuffed on the hood of a cop car, while he was on duty in the snow wearing a school girl outfit



Wow! :)


it was cold but fun, we were in a public parking lot too, easily could have gotten caught...thank god we didnt

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