theonlyski 3 #51 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Is he taking Karen?? No, he does have a cute little girlfriend. They'll be going to different colleges though, so who knows if the relationship will last. Maybe Karen will be in luck. I He Should feel like a piece of meat when I am around. Sorry you left a part out . . . I don't go lower than 25 anyway. After my birthday in July I gotta up it to 26. Sure, raise the age a month before I turn 25! I see how it is"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #52 April 1, 2009 Quote I don't go lower than 25 anyway. After my birthday in July I gotta up it to 26. Sure, raise the age a month before I turn 25! I see how it isToo bad. So sad. Tammy is more "age appropriate" for you, son. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #53 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote I don't go lower than 25 anyway. After my birthday in July I gotta up it to 26. TRUST ME - that is a good philosophy to have. It has worked so far. I personally think it's a dumb philosophy. Oh and skymamma, he'll still need you for a few more years. except you lose the mom title and gain the title of ATM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #54 April 1, 2009 I completely understand that and I have seen some pics of nekkid jumps already... Tell you what... you do the jump...post it. And let ME be the judge. I'll give you the verdict later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #55 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote I don't go lower than 25 anyway. After my birthday in July I gotta up it to 26. Sure, raise the age a month before I turn 25! I see how it is Too bad. So sad. Tammy is more "age appropriate" for you, son. Yes, MOMlets make a deal you dont call me son, i wont call you mom."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #56 April 1, 2009 And happy birthday Nick. I'm sure every day you're making your mom proud. Keep up the good work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #57 April 1, 2009 Quote Too bad. So sad. Tammy is more "age appropriate" for you, son. Yes, MOMlets make a deal you dont call me son, i wont call you mom. Mom doesn't bother me.... After all, I am the "den MILF", right Bolas? Hahahhaa!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #58 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Too bad. So sad. Tammy is more "age appropriate" for you, son. Yes, MOMlets make a deal you dont call me son, i wont call you mom. Mom doesn't bother me.... After all, I am the "den MILF", right Bolas? Hahahhaa!! Just you wait till I get back in the states!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #59 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Too bad. So sad. Tammy is more "age appropriate" for you, son. Yes, MOMlets make a deal you dont call me son, i wont call you mom. Mom doesn't bother me.... After all, I am the "den MILF", right Bolas? Hahahhaa!! Just you wait till I get back in the states! What's gonna happen then? You're still going to hit on her online only, except from our own country? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #60 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Too bad. So sad. Tammy is more "age appropriate" for you, son. Yes, MOMlets make a deal you dont call me son, i wont call you mom. Mom doesn't bother me.... After all, I am the "den MILF", right Bolas? Hahahhaa!! Just you wait till I get back in the states! What's gonna happen then? You're still going to hit on her online only, except from our own country? It's like having a virtual big brother. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #61 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Too bad. So sad. Tammy is more "age appropriate" for you, son. Yes, MOMlets make a deal you dont call me son, i wont call you mom. Mom doesn't bother me.... After all, I am the "den MILF", right Bolas? Hahahhaa!! Just you wait till I get back in the states! What's gonna happen then? You're still going to hit on her online only, except from our own country? It's like having a virtual big brother. Oh, Karen, dont you worry... Ive got my ways You'll never know which boogie I'll show up at! (shit, guess that means I cant tell Tammy! she will taddle) Skittles... she doesnt want you, let it go!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #62 April 1, 2009 Quote Oh, Karen, dont you worry... Ive got my ways You'll never know which boogie I'll show up at! (shit, guess that means I cant tell Tammy! she will taddle) Skittles... she doesnt want you, let it go! Then I should probably travel with my taser. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #63 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Oh, Karen, dont you worry... Ive got my ways You'll never know which boogie I'll show up at! (shit, guess that means I cant tell Tammy! she will taddle) Skittles... she doesnt want you, let it go! Then I should probably travel with my taser. It's not like you are going to see me . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #64 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Oh, Karen, dont you worry... Ive got my ways You'll never know which boogie I'll show up at! (shit, guess that means I cant tell Tammy! she will taddle) Skittles... she doesnt want you, let it go! Then I should probably travel with my taser. HA! You say that like I've never been tazed before. Hell, I'm federally certified to carry/use tazers wherever/whenever I please (just cant interfere with police doing their duty) "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #65 April 1, 2009 Quote ... Skittles... she doesnt want you, let it go! I did a LONG time ago. Now I just do it for fun. It's cute that you still think she wants you though. Edit: I think we hijacked skymamma's thread quite enough. We should probably quit here. She's already sad we dont wanna make it worse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #66 April 1, 2009 He is beautiful, just like you. You've done a fantastic job, Andrea. Congratulations on raising two wonderful human beings, and thank you for being such a good mother to them. I respect you very much for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #67 April 1, 2009 If there is ANYTHING I can do to cheer you up... Let me know. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #68 April 1, 2009 Oh, thanks Rosa. You always say the sweetest things! And theonlyski...thank-you, I'll remember that. You're such a giver! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #69 April 1, 2009 Awe Andrea, I am going to cry my eyes out the day Paul turns 18! Your son is very handsome, athletic and has a great family. What more could you ask for? Tell him Happy Birthday!!! I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #70 April 1, 2009 Congrats Andrea, ya did well! Now enjoy your life! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #71 April 1, 2009 Quote Damn! He's a little hottie!! He graduates this year, right?? Just kidding. If he's anything like his older sister, he prolly finds us strange. Plus we're "mom's friends" Congrats Skymama. Ya did good. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #72 April 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I don't go lower than 25 anyway. After my birthday in July I gotta up it to 26. TRUST ME - that is a good philosophy to have. It has worked so far. I personally think it's a dumb philosophy. Oh and skymamma, he'll still need you for a few more years. except you lose the mom title and gain the title of ATM. Okay people, fess up. After all the sex threads who was thinking A2M was the ATM he was referring to at first? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #73 April 1, 2009 Quote Oh and skymamma, he'll still need you for a few more years. except you lose the mom title and gain the title of ATM. Okay people, fess up. After all the sex threads who was thinking A2M was the ATM he was referring to at first? I think you're the only one, you sick sick man. ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SassyCassie 0 #74 April 2, 2009 hmm... there were a couple years where my dad and I weren't as close. Now I talk to him all the time. He's never going to stop needing your advice and guidance. Even when he's distant, the values and any advice that you have EVER given will help him, even when you don't realize it :)I think I've found a way for you and I to finally fly free. When we get there, we're gonna fly so far away. Making sure to laugh; while we experience anti-gravity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #75 April 2, 2009 Quote Too bad. So sad. Tammy is more "age appropriate" for you, son. Karen, I have a deal for you! Let's wrestle, you and me, one on one. Mud or jello - your choice! You win~ I will take Ski off your hands for ya! I win~ You get to stop pawning him off on me all the time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
