Nataly 38 #1 April 19, 2009 I'm curious to see if: a. other people have a secret drawer b. what they keep in it I have: - condoms (though I should probably check the expiry date!!) - a collection of toys I wouldn't want my parents to know about - an emergency supply of good-quality chocolate - foreign currency from my (limited) travels - the only love-letter I've ever received - a selection of cards for forgotten birthdays / anniversaries / events - stamps - every journal I've kept since I was 12 (they're *highly* entertaining!!!) - a bunch of old makeup I should really throw out - all the receipts for stuff I think I might return"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 April 19, 2009 Now if I went and told ya... it would no longer be a secret, would it? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #3 April 19, 2009 Quote Now if I went and told ya... it would no longer be a secret, would it? Yah, but I haven't told you *where* my secret drawer is!!! What's the matter? Are you afraid to tell me?! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 April 19, 2009 Not skared of you lass but I'm terrified of the wife (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #5 April 19, 2009 Secrets!Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #6 April 19, 2009 Quote Not skared of you lass but I'm terrified of the wife You keep secrets from your wife??You *should* be scared.. If she ever finds out, she will KILL you!!!I found that my ex partner didn't have a secret drawer, as much as he had "secret" hiding spots throughout the house.. He was a bit of a squirrel that way.. I'd often stumble upon hidden chocolate/junk-food, beer, stashes of money.. Lucky for him I never found anything more sordid.. Maybe he had good hiding spots "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #7 April 19, 2009 Its not so much of a secret drawer, as it is a secret mass graveyard in the back yard. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 April 19, 2009 Quote Its not so much of a secret drawer, as it is a secret mass graveyard in the back yard. Uh oh.. Hope there are no cops reading this thread!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 April 19, 2009 Quote Quote Its not so much of a secret drawer, as it is a secret mass graveyard in the back yard. Uh oh.. Hope there are no cops reading this thread!! Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaa - As if (sorry Dave) (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slj678 0 #10 April 19, 2009 Matches, wallet, nyquil, letters, koozie, adderall, bottle of liquid sex and a tab of how much beer i've spent money on in college "I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 771 #11 April 19, 2009 Quote Yah, but I haven't told you *where* my secret drawer is!!! I'm guessing it ain't the kitchenI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 April 19, 2009 Quote I'm curious to see if: a. other people have a secret drawer b. what they keep in it I have: - condoms (though I should probably check the expiry date!!) - a collection of toys I wouldn't want my parents to know about - an emergency supply of good-quality chocolate - foreign currency from my (limited) travels - the only love-letter I've ever received - a selection of cards for forgotten birthdays / anniversaries / events - stamps - every journal I've kept since I was 12 (they're *highly* entertaining!!!) - a bunch of old makeup I should really throw out - all the receipts for stuff I think I might return I don't have a secret drawer I just have things in random places. I do have some letters and cards from the guy I almost married. For some reason I can't seem to toss them.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #13 April 19, 2009 Three fat elves and a partially-eaten reindeer. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
merino007 0 #14 April 19, 2009 Let's see -Condoms (up to date) -My nice watches -Foreign Currency -Receipts for expensive stuff (in case I have to return it) -Maybe a few pics from old exes Everything in excess is bad... except skydiving and sex! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 April 19, 2009 Shrunken Heads & Ammo. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #16 April 19, 2009 I have a couple different ones. Porn stash. Real Valuables- It's called a safe deposit box and it's at the bank. My mom's diamond ring, my dad's gold watch, important papers and such. Semi-valuables- Secure spot in the house. It's called a gun vault. The key to the safe deposit box is in the gun safe. Private Memories - Pictures and cards of old relationships. My weding ring. They are just in a shoebox on a shelf in the closet. Even though the relationship is over, there were still good times, great memories, and I'm not willing to throw them out. I don't keep them a secret from a current SO, but I don't pull them out often (maybe once a year or less)."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #17 April 19, 2009 Quote Let's see -Condoms (up to date) -My nice watches -Foreign Currency -Receipts for expensive stuff (in case I have to return it) -Maybe a few pics from old exes Ah ha ha!! Funny to note my stuff isn't so unique to me!!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mazz 0 #18 April 19, 2009 no secret stash. Im not a big fan of keeping useless stuff. The wife doesnt like it because she thinks i dont care about anything.In the Navy, you can't put your hands in your pockets but I was always told not to put my hands in my pockets by people with their hands in their pockets. Kinda funny huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 April 19, 2009 Not so much a secret drawer, but a trunk full o' stuff: costumes, restraints, toys, etc. And of course the boogie bag. That has thongs and "The Shoes" - 6 inch light up stripper heels. Great fun at parties for all. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 April 19, 2009 I actually opened them to take a peek to see what was in there (Actually it's 4 drawers on 2 nightstands.. been a while since I opened it... Hahahha): Condoms (in date, of course ) Lube (just in case... you never know ) Toys (shocking, I know ) Candles Lighter Blinders Earplugs Flashlight Scarves Digital Camera Blistex Lip Gloss April 2009 Parachutist Mouse Pad Lunesta Binoculars Magic 8 Ball Wine opener/corkscrew Book - Down & Dirty Sex Secrets by Tristan Taormino Batteries Cat treats Rosary beads Thesaurus Date book Does anyone want to own up to having my 2 pairs of furry handcuffs that aren't accounted for?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #21 April 19, 2009 Quote Does anyone want to own up to having my 2 pairs of furry handcuffs that aren't accounted for?? I only have one pair - god knows who left with the other ones "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #22 April 19, 2009 Quote Quote Does anyone want to own up to having my 2 pairs of furry handcuffs that aren't accounted for?? I only have one pair - god knows who left with the other ones My ex-husband got to keep the really good ones in the divorce. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #23 April 19, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Does anyone want to own up to having my 2 pairs of furry handcuffs that aren't accounted for?? I only have one pair - god knows who left with the other ones My ex-husband got to keep the really good ones in the divorce. DAMN him!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 April 19, 2009 Quote Does anyone want to own up to having my 2 pairs of furry handcuffs that aren't accounted for?? Quote I only have one pair - god knows who left with the other ones My ex-husband got to keep the really good ones in the divorce. DAMN him!! Yeah, he kinda needs them for work. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 April 20, 2009 Quote Quote Does anyone want to own up to having my 2 pairs of furry handcuffs that aren't accounted for?? Quote I only have one pair - god knows who left with the other ones My ex-husband got to keep the really good ones in the divorce. DAMN him!! Yeah, he kinda needs them for work. Well he said she could have them but just not the keys... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
