Kung Fu Jerking

[RonD1120 58]

Grasshopper, to become a Shaolin master, you must learn to walk the length of the rice paper without leaving a trace. Also, don't kill yourself masturbating.

Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them.

[virgin-burner 1]

SLYde, is that you!?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[LisaH 0]

This shows tact and respect.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Baksteen 84]

It looks no worse to my uninitiated eye than let's say, oh.. 99% of other bonfire threads..

You feeling OK today, Lisa?

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[LisaH 0]

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It looks no worse to my uninitiated eye than let's say, oh.. 99% of other bonfire threads..

You feeling OK today, Lisa?

I'm feeling fine. Just have issues with disrespect.

Yep, it's the bonfire.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[virgin-burner 1]

kung fu / david carradine / hangs himself in his hotel bathroom

making a thread about kung fu, might be considered untactful..

LisaH cares like that!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Baksteen 84]

Thanks for explaining - thought the OP was talking about the sport, not the TV-series (movie, whatever).

I'd never even heard of the guy who comitted suicide..

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[SkyDekker 1,145]

Don't think that TV show ever made it to Holland. I certainly never saw it when I lived there. But the OP was most certainly talking about a TV show and the actor found in Bangkok.

I just want to know.....who fucking masturbates in bangkok.....

[virgin-burner 1]

seen "kill bill"!? bill killed himself..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[rapter 0]

"with Kung Fu grip"

Only the good die young, so I have found immortality,

[futuredivot 0]

Funny in a tasteless kinda way. I like it

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[DavidB 0]

:: sits waiting patiently for the song KUNG FU JERKING to the tune of KUNG FU FIGHTING to be made::

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

[ryoder 1,400]

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:: sits waiting patiently for the song KUNG FU JERKING to the tune of KUNG FU FIGHTING to be made::

I was thinking exactly the same thing.
I'm sure it will be out within a week.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[SpeedRacer 1]

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Don't think that TV show ever made it to Holland. I certainly never saw it when I lived there. But the OP was most certainly talking about a TV show and the actor found in Bangkok.

I just want to know.....who fucking masturbates in bangkok.....

why do you think it's called "Bangkok?"

Speed Racer
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