sharimcm 0 #26 June 2, 2006 I can win contests when I burp out loud. I am a social smoker as well, which means I smoke all day at the DZ... That's a nasty habit... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #27 June 2, 2006 Quote I think I am going to puke now. Walt Make sure to aim towards the bathtub, take pics and post them on dz.com. Sorry Walt.. I couldn't resist myself. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #28 June 2, 2006 QuoteMake sure to aim towards the bathtub, take pics and post them on dz.com. Sorry Walt.. I couldn't resist myself. I'd definitely do that! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #29 June 2, 2006 Quote wait til I tell you about pilonidal cysts! No, no, please don't! Something tells me you'd be really good at it. We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sockpuppet 0 #30 June 2, 2006 QuoteA thought-provoking poll on Friday. Brought to you by the burper (all the rest are gross, you sickies!) I'm a post whore. Suppose that counts. ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #31 June 2, 2006 QuoteBrought to you by the burper (all the rest are gross, you sickies!) I beg to differ. I'm a knuckle cracker and that is definitely not as gross as burps. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #32 June 2, 2006 I'm a burper. In fact, I've recently begun to work on developing my burping skills. In my future career as a speech therapist I anticipate having to teach laryngectomees how to speak via esophageal speech. (Burp talking.) So it's not a disgusting habit.. it is for the good of my future clients that I practice long and robust burps. (And I am actually 100% serious.) "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #33 June 2, 2006 Burps make me sick. I mean if someone has to burp thats fine. But people that try to make the most disgusting belches are icky. I no likey. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #34 June 2, 2006 Quotei just love popping zits. (didn't sunny one say that too somewhere?) i Yup!! I love zits. Problem is i like popping other people's zits too. One of my requirements for a boyfriend is he has to allow me to pop his zits. I'm a sicko and i love it!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #35 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuotei just love popping zits. (didn't sunny one say that too somewhere?) i Yup!! I love zits. Problem is i like popping other people's zits too. One of my requirements for a boyfriend is he has to allow me to pop his zits. I'm a sicko and i love it!! You'd like my mom. She's been happily popping my dad's zits for 41+ years now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #36 June 2, 2006 I popped too many of my boyfriend's zits and now I am only allowed one pop a day. When you get a guy who lets you do that.. make sure not to make them bleed. They make revoke your popping privledges. And as I have learned the hard way, it is a privledge, not a right. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #37 June 2, 2006 I have been known to tackle someone down, pin their arms with my legs and pop a zit on his chin. Just ask Wrongway about that little incident. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #38 June 2, 2006 I've never gone that far... Just so you know.. if we ever meet and I have a zit.. it's mine. You can't pop it!!! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #39 June 2, 2006 I have one forming on my left shoulder.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #40 June 2, 2006 Quote have one forming on my left shoulder You trying to get me and karen to fight over you?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matt1215 0 #41 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuotei just love popping zits. (didn't sunny one say that too somewhere?) i Yup!! I love zits. Problem is i like popping other people's zits too. One of my requirements for a boyfriend is he has to allow me to pop his zits. I'm a sicko and i love it!! Nasty shit!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #42 June 2, 2006 Damn it's been so long since I've been allowed to pop someone else's zits... why is it so strangely satisfying? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #43 June 2, 2006 QuoteDamn it's been so long since I've been allowed to pop someone else's zits... why is it so strangely satisfying? I'm so glad to find other girls feel this way. I used to think i was alone in my sickness, but now i have you and Karen!! Yay!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites micro 0 #44 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteDamn it's been so long since I've been allowed to pop someone else's zits... why is it so strangely satisfying? I'm so glad to find other girls feel this way. I used to think i was alone in my sickness, but now i have you and Karen!! Yay!!! I love you girls! Some twisted boys love it too (Is that wrong?) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #45 June 2, 2006 I hope your wife appreciates it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #46 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteDamn it's been so long since I've been allowed to pop someone else's zits... why is it so strangely satisfying? I'm so glad to find other girls feel this way. I used to think i was alone in my sickness, but now i have you and Karen!! Yay!!! Maybe you could get together and have a zit poppin party...... You could do like the old panty raids, run into a teenage chess/nerd convention and just randomly start grabbing kids and popping their zits....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #47 June 2, 2006 I didn't start popping other people's zits until my boyfriend's sister confided to me that she popped her husband's zits. Before then it had never occured to me to ask someone if I could do that to them. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #48 June 3, 2006 Wasn't anyone else thinking "cigars, drugs, booze and hookers" when they saw the title of this thread...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #49 June 3, 2006 sometimes i pass a little gas. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #50 June 3, 2006 we don't have any ( Farrrrrrrrt) ( Urp) [Boogers flicked on computer screen] Bry and Chris Man, you're a bunch of sick fuckers [Bryan walks away scratching his crack,smelling his fingers]-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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karenmeal 0 #36 June 2, 2006 I popped too many of my boyfriend's zits and now I am only allowed one pop a day. When you get a guy who lets you do that.. make sure not to make them bleed. They make revoke your popping privledges. And as I have learned the hard way, it is a privledge, not a right. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 June 2, 2006 I have been known to tackle someone down, pin their arms with my legs and pop a zit on his chin. Just ask Wrongway about that little incident. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #38 June 2, 2006 I've never gone that far... Just so you know.. if we ever meet and I have a zit.. it's mine. You can't pop it!!! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #39 June 2, 2006 I have one forming on my left shoulder.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #40 June 2, 2006 Quote have one forming on my left shoulder You trying to get me and karen to fight over you?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #41 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuotei just love popping zits. (didn't sunny one say that too somewhere?) i Yup!! I love zits. Problem is i like popping other people's zits too. One of my requirements for a boyfriend is he has to allow me to pop his zits. I'm a sicko and i love it!! Nasty shit!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #42 June 2, 2006 Damn it's been so long since I've been allowed to pop someone else's zits... why is it so strangely satisfying? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #43 June 2, 2006 QuoteDamn it's been so long since I've been allowed to pop someone else's zits... why is it so strangely satisfying? I'm so glad to find other girls feel this way. I used to think i was alone in my sickness, but now i have you and Karen!! Yay!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #44 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteDamn it's been so long since I've been allowed to pop someone else's zits... why is it so strangely satisfying? I'm so glad to find other girls feel this way. I used to think i was alone in my sickness, but now i have you and Karen!! Yay!!! I love you girls! Some twisted boys love it too (Is that wrong?) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #45 June 2, 2006 I hope your wife appreciates it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #46 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteDamn it's been so long since I've been allowed to pop someone else's zits... why is it so strangely satisfying? I'm so glad to find other girls feel this way. I used to think i was alone in my sickness, but now i have you and Karen!! Yay!!! Maybe you could get together and have a zit poppin party...... You could do like the old panty raids, run into a teenage chess/nerd convention and just randomly start grabbing kids and popping their zits....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites karenmeal 0 #47 June 2, 2006 I didn't start popping other people's zits until my boyfriend's sister confided to me that she popped her husband's zits. Before then it had never occured to me to ask someone if I could do that to them. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MarkM 0 #48 June 3, 2006 Wasn't anyone else thinking "cigars, drugs, booze and hookers" when they saw the title of this thread...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TrophyHusband 0 #49 June 3, 2006 sometimes i pass a little gas. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiverbry 0 #50 June 3, 2006 we don't have any ( Farrrrrrrrt) ( Urp) [Boogers flicked on computer screen] Bry and Chris Man, you're a bunch of sick fuckers [Bryan walks away scratching his crack,smelling his fingers]-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skydemon2 0 #46 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteDamn it's been so long since I've been allowed to pop someone else's zits... why is it so strangely satisfying? I'm so glad to find other girls feel this way. I used to think i was alone in my sickness, but now i have you and Karen!! Yay!!! Maybe you could get together and have a zit poppin party...... You could do like the old panty raids, run into a teenage chess/nerd convention and just randomly start grabbing kids and popping their zits....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #47 June 2, 2006 I didn't start popping other people's zits until my boyfriend's sister confided to me that she popped her husband's zits. Before then it had never occured to me to ask someone if I could do that to them. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #48 June 3, 2006 Wasn't anyone else thinking "cigars, drugs, booze and hookers" when they saw the title of this thread...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #49 June 3, 2006 sometimes i pass a little gas. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #50 June 3, 2006 we don't have any ( Farrrrrrrrt) ( Urp) [Boogers flicked on computer screen] Bry and Chris Man, you're a bunch of sick fuckers [Bryan walks away scratching his crack,smelling his fingers]-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites