Misternatural 0 #1 February 4, 2007 Todays guest is Dr. K Bordson Professor of Medicology at DZ University. Ask the doctor a question, get a medicallish answer. -and here is our first caller:Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 February 4, 2007 My breath smells, i drink water but it doesnt seem to help. Any advice?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #3 February 4, 2007 Try brushing your teeth and rinsing with listerine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 February 4, 2007 Im not listening, you're not a qualified Dr. Whats brushing your teeth men?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 1 #5 February 4, 2007 Is it bad to delay a fart?Lock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 February 4, 2007 QuoteTry brushing your teeth and rinsing with listerine. Listerine can actually make your breath smell worse in the long run. It kills all bacteria including the normal helpful flora in our mouths. People actually should not use mouth wash unless there is a reason ie new pericing for it. At least this information has been passed on to me by my dental hygenest. If ou feel it is necessary to use a mouthwash use a pre rinse like plax. Somehing with a low alcohol content, but a higher floride content. On another note we really shouldn't use antibacterial soaps to wash our hands. for the reason I noted above Ani-bacterial soaps kill the helpful bacteria on our skin and leae more room for the harmful bacteria to grow, so in other words people stop using purel and other such nonsense. If you must clean yourself while killing a bunch of bugs use an antimicrobial. I am also a bloodborne pathogen instructor.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #7 February 4, 2007 QuoteTry brushing your teeth and rinsing with listerine. Alcohol is one of the main ingredients in Listerine. Just head to a bar and get something stronger "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #8 February 4, 2007 QuoteIm not listening, you're not a qualified Dr. Whats brushing your teeth men? I forgot, those of you across the pond don't brush your teeth . In the US, we use toothbrushes to keep our teeth clean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 February 4, 2007 Dear Dr. Bordson, I have a crush on a married woman who is out of my league. It this healthy or harmful? What if she has a mutual crush? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #10 February 4, 2007 Knights of Columbus!!! Who's screening these calls?? Ah... here is a question via E mail Dr. Bordson, Is it better to eat fiberous foods at the beginning or at the end of a meal to "keep the train running on time"? signed by-No exit strategy in Chicago.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 February 4, 2007 Oh one of those! I thought they were for stiring tea, doh!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #12 February 4, 2007 QuoteQuoteIm not listening, you're not a qualified Dr. Whats brushing your teeth men? I forgot, those of you across the pond don't brush your teeth . In the US, we use toothbrushes to keep our teeth clean. Q: How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? A: Because if it was invented anywhere else it would would be called a teethbrush! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #13 February 4, 2007 Quote Q: How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? A: Because if it was invented anywhere else it would would be called a teethbrush! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #14 February 4, 2007 This is great. Now I won't have to PM her for medical info when I'm dying from a hangover. I can just bump up this thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #15 February 4, 2007 You guys kill me!!!! OK... seems as if I have a bit of work to do here. Andy.... why are you smelling your own breath? doncha know it's uncool to cup your hand and test it yourself? You should just go up to the nearest hot chick and breathe in her face. If she slaps you, you're doing good. If she kisses you, even better.... if she dies, then you need to go to a dentist (I'm a doctor, Spock, a doctor. - or for those that like to be inaccurate - Dammit, Jim. I'm a doctor not a dentist) d123... depends on WHEN you're delaying the fart. It could be unhealthy for you to release it at the wrong time - like around open flames cocheese.... again? well.... just make sure her husband is not an international arms dealer. NESC, Fiber?! wtf would you want to eat healthy for? just have a twinky or two, you won't have to use the bathroom for at least a week. Fiber?! gees... next you're going to be asking about iron, and Vit C and getting enough sleep and even [shudder] exercise or [GREAT HORROR] meditation and relaxation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 February 4, 2007 Why do i get erections easier when im tired?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #17 February 4, 2007 OB/Gyn.... I know about pregnancy, and females issues.... Andy, you got that genetically inferior state of having the Y chrm. My *ahem* medical experience with why you would or wouldn't have a rock hard cock is limited. As far as a medicalish answer....lets see... its easier to get an erection tired... also means harder to get one when well rested..... Erection problems are difficult for many men to talk about, because being able to have sexual intercourse is part of a man’s self-image. Most erection problems can be successfully treated, so it’s important to talk to a doctor if the problem persists for 2 months or more. Treatment for erection problems can be anything from counseling to medication to implanted devices that help create an erection. (No baby.... that's not my bag) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 February 4, 2007 Its a bit of a problem, i'll be real tired from work and the train vibrations will make it go right up. Edit to regain masculinity: I have no problems when fully rested either1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #19 February 4, 2007 Holy fourth quarter goal line, third down conversion!! I just realized how much these answers are gonna cost us, I mean.. Sweet mother of nachos!!!!..It's Superbowl Sunday. This is Pro Bono right? If not please send the bill to DZ.com.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #20 February 4, 2007 Maybe you're just attracted to trains? "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 February 4, 2007 Quote Holy fourth quarter goal line, third down conversion!! I just realized how much these answers are gonna cost us, I mean.. Sweet mother of nachos!!!!..It's Superbowl Sunday. This is Pro Bono right? If not please send the bill to DZ.com. Pro Bono is fine.... unless an equitible barter arrangement can be established. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #22 February 4, 2007 QuoteIts a bit of a problem, i'll be real tired from work and the train vibrations will make it go right up. (wasnt there an 80's movie about this? Warm Nights on a Slow Moving Train) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #23 February 4, 2007 QuoteIts a bit of a problem, i'll be real tired from work and the train vibrations will make it go right up. Edit to regain masculinity: I have no problems when fully rested either You Shag ugly Kiwi women If you can get a boner from that you can get one from anything. You are definately not sitting behind me in the planehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #24 February 4, 2007 >unless an equitable barter arrangement can be established. You read it people, in Skydiving that means- Beer, which many of us will be swimming in - just about a half hour from now. *Hic. Salud!Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #25 February 5, 2007 QuoteMy breath smells, i drink water but it doesnt seem to help. Any advice? Quit drinking from the toilet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
