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The very offensive "no offense" thread.

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No offense but you're all keeping me up WAY past my bedtime, so I'm fucking off. :D:D

(ick.. 4am.. bad start to the week :S)

"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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No offense, but I take great offense to your post >:(



And?:S Did you happen to read the thread title?

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The very offensive "no offense" thread.



Hmmmmm Maybe you should quit reading if your so easily offended!>:(
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You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

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No offence but get OFFyourFENCE :ph34r:



No offence, but I've never landed on one. Close calls don't count, Mmm'kay?
"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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No offense but my momma said I can be who ever I wanna be and I wanna be a combination of 5-9 people.



No offense but being female, you have MANY MANY MANY MANY more personalities than just 5-9, unless you meant 59, which might be closer.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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No offense, but this thread has been a total waste of cyber-space........I've heard better insults in a daycare center.

There's no point in insulting someone if you don't make them bleed.


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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No offense, but this thread has been a total waste of cyber-space........I've heard better insults in a daycare center.

There's no point in insulting someone if you don't make them bleed.


Don



No offence but you have been known to suck the disease off the skin of a flea infesting a long dead skunk, just for something to do.

Better?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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No offence but you have been known to suck the disease off the skin of a flea infesting a long dead skunk, just for something to do.

Better?



Pedestrian, at best.

And learn how to spell 'offense' the American way, you wanker-wanna-be.


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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No offence but you have been known to suck the disease off the skin of a flea infesting a long dead skunk, just for something to do.

Better?



Pedestrian, at best.

And learn how to spell 'offense' the American way, you wanker-wanna-be.


Don


Wanker wanna-be? Thats as offensive as . . . being called a Limey!

Oh - wait . . . yeah - you win.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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No offence but you have been known to suck the disease off the skin of a flea infesting a long dead skunk, just for something to do.

Better?



Pedestrian, at best.

And learn how to spell 'offense' the American way, you wanker-wanna-be.


Don


whats wrong with the British way B|
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No offence but you have been known to suck the disease off the skin of a flea infesting a long dead skunk, just for something to do.

Better?



Pedestrian, at best.

And learn how to spell 'offense' the American way, you wanker-wanna-be.


Don


whats wrong with the British way B|


No offense but the British way sucks :ph34r::ph34r: (Although admittedly this is not always a bad thing :o:$)
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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No offence but if you are in the UK you should use the british way Nataly B|



No offense, but I knew perfectly well how to suck *before* I got here :D:D:D
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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No offence but if you are in the UK you should use the british way Nataly B|



No offense, but I knew perfectly well how to suck *before* I got here :D:D:D


No offense, but this post is worthless without pics.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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No offense, but this post is worthless without pics.



No offense but the pictures are between me and the select 100 people who were at the party :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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no offence but you have offended me by not sharing the pictures :P



No offense, but you didn't make the list.. Not even close. :o
"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse."
- Chris Hadfield
« Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. »
- my boss

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