SKYgoonie 0 #26 August 13, 2009 Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken Pocket Rocket Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Slinger Gristle Missle Piss Pump Pedro Just a few that come to mindi only pretend to know what im doing D.S.#619 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #28 August 13, 2009 "me knob" works well with most stuff... "shall I flop me knob out?" "oops me knob is sticking up" "wanna play with me knob?" "im gonna take me knob for a slash" "would you like a knobbing" "I knobbed her" BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #29 August 13, 2009 Door knocker Or The Gavel!just kidding I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XitXitXit 0 #30 August 13, 2009 It's only one inch long, but it's thick as a beer can!!! Some people call it the ANGRY INCH!!!!!!! There are no pessimist in skydiving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #31 August 13, 2009 Quote It's only one inch long, but it's thick as a beer can!!! Some people call it the ANGRY INCH!!!!!!! That's fucking funny right there!!!!!! Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #32 August 13, 2009 Mr. Lucky "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #33 August 13, 2009 Quote Mr. Lucky I call mine Futuredivot . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SARLDO 0 #34 August 13, 2009 Quote Quote Mr. Lucky I call mine Futuredivot . . . LMAO..."Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" ~Samuel Clemens MB#4300 Dudeist Skydiver #68 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #35 August 13, 2009 What's a penis?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slyde 0 #36 August 13, 2009 If adrenaline is your crack and penis ID your curiosity, ... I call mine wet but never pasty. Fishy-non-shitty. butt she begs How 'bout your him at hq? Them, Jay? eDo onward pork rA Peace Prize within minutes of Bombing the Moon. Coincidence? "Beware the Military Industrial Complex." You GO Ike! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #37 August 13, 2009 So, you're saying you like it in the ass? I ran that mess through Google Translator and that's what it means.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #38 August 13, 2009 QuoteIf adrenaline is your crack and penis ID your curiosity, ... I call mine wet but never pasty. Fishy-non-shitty. butt she begs How 'bout your him at hq? Them, Jay? eDo onward pork r wut?~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #39 August 13, 2009 Quote I call mine Futuredivot . Kind of odd to name your penis after your favorite jizz flavor isn't it?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #40 August 13, 2009 QuoteLazarus What did you raise it from the dead?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #41 August 13, 2009 QuoteQuoteLazarus What did you raise it from the dead? Maybe he has erectile dysfunction and uses Cialis or Viagra or something like that.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #42 August 13, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteLazarus What did you raise it from the dead? Maybe he has erectile dysfunction and uses Cialis or Viagra or something like that. Or it could have necrosis... ewwwwDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swoosh13 0 #43 August 13, 2009 Loki the Trickster God obviously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #44 August 14, 2009 Binky, the one eyed worm.Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #45 August 14, 2009 Quote Quote Lazarus What did you raise it from the dead? Jeezz ... took y'time (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #46 August 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Lazarus What did you raise it from the dead? Maybe he has erectile dysfunction and uses Cialis or Viagra or something like that. Pah ... as if ......... mostly (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #47 August 14, 2009 Quote Quote I call mine Futuredivot . Kind of odd to name your penis after your favorite jizz flavor isn't it? WHAT? I thought I was naming it after pussy juice.My bad - I must have meant 2Fat2Fly . . . again - I apologize.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #48 August 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Lazarus What did you raise it from the dead? Maybe he has erectile dysfunction and uses Cialis or Viagra or something like that. Pah ... as if ......... mostly And a vaccum enlarger with a 5.7 hemi?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #49 August 14, 2009 A BOB with the batteries removed and a flesh-bag begging for a beer and sammich attached to it. What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #50 August 14, 2009 "Richard", because that's long for "Dick"! What???..no rim shot smiley? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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