k-dubjumps 0 #1 August 12, 2009 My last post in the 80's movie thread: "Please, please, can we call it a tallywhacker? Penis is so personal!" got me to wondering... What do you call your penis? Dick, cock, your package, your tool, your gift, do you have a name for it, etc.? Well? Oh, and women, fell free to comment.Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #2 August 12, 2009 It's "m' dick". As in, "You wanna see m'dick?", or, "Dammit, m'dick hurts, now!" What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 August 12, 2009 Lazarus (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #4 August 12, 2009 Big Jim and the Twins Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #5 August 12, 2009 I like to call mine my permanently attached keychain.......it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedude325 0 #6 August 12, 2009 it's macaque. like the monkey... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #7 August 12, 2009 I used to call my ex's "Mr. Penis".. Just sounded quite funny!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
topdocker 0 #8 August 12, 2009 QuoteI used to call my ex's "Mr. Penis".. Just sounded quite funny!! Do you still keep it in your purse? topJump more, post less! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matto765 0 #9 August 13, 2009 Quote My last post in the 80's movie thread: "Please, please, can we call it a tallywhacker? Penis is so personal!" got me to wondering... What do you call your penis? Dick, cock, your package, your tool, your gift, do you have a name for it, etc.? Well? Oh, and women, fell free to comment. Putnam... Its named after a facebook thing... don't ask. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #10 August 13, 2009 This is my weapon, this is my gun.This is for war, this is for fun. One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mtbriles 0 #11 August 13, 2009 The prospector. Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaVriK 0 #12 August 13, 2009 Krow the Warrior King...~MaVriK~ "The Greatest Accomplishment in life is actually Living it" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 765 #13 August 13, 2009 SkippyI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #15 August 13, 2009 My girlfriend calls mine "The Hammer". (if you haven't watched Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, go watch it on hulu.com NOW)~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 August 13, 2009 Quote My girlfriend calls mine "The Hammer". (if you haven't watched Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, go watch it on hulu.com NOW) Tack Hammer maybe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #17 August 13, 2009 Quote Quote My girlfriend calls mine "The Hammer". (if you haven't watched Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, go watch it on hulu.com NOW) Tack Hammer maybe... AHAHAHAHA OMG A LITTLE PENIS JOKE!!!111!!ELEVEN!1ONE! Dont you have some moon landing to prove was faked or something?~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #18 August 13, 2009 Quote Dont you have some moon landing to prove was faked or something Dont you have something else to cry about besides his funny joke? I'll take one of your man cards!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #19 August 13, 2009 A horse with no name never comes when you call it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #20 August 13, 2009 Shah268Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #21 August 13, 2009 Quote Dont you have something else to cry about besides his butthurt attempt at humor? I'll take one of your man cards! Fixed that for yah. You had a typo there. Easy to do, the keys are like, right next to each other. ~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #22 August 13, 2009 Quote Quote Dont you have something else to cry about besides his butthurt attempt at humor? I'll take one of your man cards! Fixed that for yah. You had a typo there. Easy to do, the keys are like, right next to each other. How sweet of you girlyman! I still want one of your man cards!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 August 13, 2009 I call mine "fucker" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rivetgeek 0 #24 August 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Dont you have something else to cry about besides his butthurt attempt at humor? I'll take one of your man cards! Fixed that for yah. You had a typo there. Easy to do, the keys are like, right next to each other. How sweet of you girlyman! I still want one of your man cards! look but dont touch, scooter. Gotta beat me in a drinkin contest first ;p~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 August 13, 2009 Quote I call mine "fucker" *throws bullshit flag* You call EVERYTHING "fucker", ya fucker!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
