SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 February 8, 2007 and of course we all use our foot to flush!! (In keeping with this weeks "theme") BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #2 February 8, 2007 Quoteand of course we all use our foot to flush!! We're supposed to flush? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #3 February 8, 2007 I spent 3 months of 1998 in Guanajuato, Mexico (dead center of the country...not like Puerta Vallarta or Cancun). While traveling on weekends, I saw and visited places, that if they were in the US, the US gov't would have shut down the whole town and the National Guard would have been called out. In Guanajuato, which was considered a rather wealthy city because of it's silver mines, you'd be lucky if the toilet actually had a seat to sit on. So I learned to squat rather well, especially when drunk. It was either "squat or fall in". After having that perspective on the world, I now say "fuck it!". At least it's running water. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnsw71 0 #4 February 8, 2007 You'd think somebody would have invented some kind of bio-attachment by to allow women to pee standing up so they could use urinals like the rest of us and not have to worry about this. Hey, who was that guy who posted about the patent process the other day? Hmm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gontleman 0 #5 February 8, 2007 I read in another thread long ago here I think where the women who "hovered" were told by other women that they "hovering" only makes the problem worse. Regardless.. if I have to sit down... I do a wipe down of the seat and go for it. Unless, of course, the seat is so nasty it doesn't even warrant entry into the stall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 February 8, 2007 I wipe the toilet seat off, THEN I lay a couple folds of toilet paper to cover the seat before I sit down. Then after I'm done, I flush with my shoe. I'm anal that way... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 633 #7 February 8, 2007 being anal in any way is just weird...especially in the bathroom! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #8 February 8, 2007 QuoteI wipe the toilet seat off, THEN I lay a couple folds of toilet paper to cover the seat before I sit down. Ever use those ass gaskets? You know, the protective shield thingies. We have those at work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #9 February 8, 2007 I'm so glad I'm a guy. If it's dirty - I just take a Whizz wherever the hell I feel like. Life is good. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 February 8, 2007 Anyone remember the bathroom scene from Trainspotting? clicky There is a bar named Ricks in S. Florida that makes that place look spotless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 February 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteI wipe the toilet seat off, THEN I lay a couple folds of toilet paper to cover the seat before I sit down. Ever use those ass gaskets? You know, the protective shield thingies. We have those at work. I use them when available."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daremrc 0 #12 February 8, 2007 where I come from it's called making a nest. I always do if I must sit and there are none of the aforementioned gasketsGood judgement comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 February 8, 2007 So Billy, you pee sitting down?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #14 February 8, 2007 I have found that if you stand on the seat and squat to take a dump you get better splash Kinda like a publlic bidet Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt_f_001 0 #15 February 8, 2007 QuoteAnyone remember the bathroom scene from Trainspotting? clicky There is a bar named Ricks in S. Florida that makes that place look spotless. That's just a normal toilet in Thailand... only way fancier! It even has running water!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
za_skydiver 0 #16 February 8, 2007 QuoteI wipe the toilet seat off, THEN I lay a couple folds of toilet paper to cover the seat before I sit down. Then after I'm done, I flush with my shoe. I'm anal that way... Looks like im not the only one... Some dream of flying, i live the dream... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 February 8, 2007 I stand waaay back! Some of those crabs can leap a long ways! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 February 8, 2007 QuoteI stand waaay back! Some of those crabs can leap a long ways! Chuck "Aint no use squatting on the seat, the crabs 'round here jump 15 feet!" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 February 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteI stand waaay back! Some of those crabs can leap a long ways! Chuck "Aint no use squatting on the seat, the crabs 'round here jump 15 feet!" _______________________________ That's the damned truth! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 February 8, 2007 QuoteI wipe the toilet seat off, THEN I lay a couple folds of toilet paper to cover the seat before I sit down. Then after I'm done, I flush with my shoe. I'm anal that way... ___________________________________ Been there... done that! There's some restrooms I've been in where, I'd be afraid to touch the toilet paper. I've been in a lot of public restrooms where folks throw the 'used' paper in the corner by the comode! Is that some kind of 'Re-Cycle' thing? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #21 February 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteI wipe the toilet seat off, THEN I lay a couple folds of toilet paper to cover the seat before I sit down. Then after I'm done, I flush with my shoe. I'm anal that way... ___________________________________ Been there... done that! There's some restrooms I've been in where, I'd be afraid to touch the toilet paper. I've been in a lot of public restrooms where folks throw the 'used' paper in the corner by the comode! Is that some kind of 'Re-Cycle' thing? ChuckOnly in Texas. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #22 February 8, 2007 I opened this thread and the google ads at the bottom pointed to Clean Butt. The streaming video under resources is rather informative. Tell all your friends about Clean Butt.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 February 8, 2007 Yeah, OK. That was more information than I needed."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #24 February 8, 2007 QuoteYou'd think somebody would have invented some kind of bio-attachment by to allow women to pee standing up so they could use urinals like the rest of us and not have to worry about this. Hey, who was that guy who posted about the patent process the other day? Hmm... It exists. It's called the 'freshette'. www.freshette.com/ -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #25 February 8, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteI wipe the toilet seat off, THEN I lay a couple folds of toilet paper to cover the seat before I sit down. Then after I'm done, I flush with my shoe. I'm anal that way... ___________________________________ Been there... done that! There's some restrooms I've been in where, I'd be afraid to touch the toilet paper. I've been in a lot of public restrooms where folks throw the 'used' paper in the corner by the comode! Is that some kind of 'Re-Cycle' thing? ChuckOnly in Texas. ________________________________ Ain't it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
