shah269 0 #1 October 9, 2009 * Your too short * Your too fuzzy * Your too pudgy * You call that a car! * Your name is Shah * You already have a girl friend! * You live with your mother! * You have a wife! And so on and so on. I've actually had girls use the your name is Shah bit for they weren't too big into dating foreign guys. Guys have at it! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #2 October 9, 2009 Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiataMan 0 #3 October 9, 2009 I will not lower my standards to raise theirs.A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #4 October 9, 2009 Quote I will not lower my standards to raise theirs. That's what she told you? Were you using rope to hold up your pants gain? Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiataMan 0 #5 October 9, 2009 No, that is the reason why a woman has not dated me.A man without a mustache is like a hamburger without a bun, Un-American. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 October 9, 2009 because YOU dont know the difference between your and you're“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #7 October 9, 2009 Quote because YOU dont know the difference between your and you're And that coming from a fucking foreigner Virgin you rock my world Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #8 October 9, 2009 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote because YOU dont know the difference between your and you're And that coming from a fucking foreigner Virgin you rock my world + 1 Laughed my ass off when I saw that!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #10 October 9, 2009 Quote VB, Why American Women Haven't dated you.... Because you may not have yet realised that the translation of "Womans Man" in Swiss/German dialect into "Virgin Burner" in English might not convey the desired expression. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #11 October 9, 2009 Quote Well said!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #12 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote VB, Why American Women Haven't dated you.... Because you may not have yet realised that the translation of "Womans Man" in Swiss/German dialect into "Virgin Burner" in English might not convey the desired expression. I always thought he meant to have that meaning... never thought about it being a bad translation..."Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #13 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote Quote VB, Why American Women Haven't dated you.... Because you may not have yet realised that the translation of "Womans Man" in Swiss/German dialect into "Virgin Burner" in English might not convey the desired expression. I always thought he meant to have that meaning... never thought about it being a bad translation... if nothing else, that name gives me recognition.. and believe it or not, that nick has a meaning you'll NEVER figure out! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #14 October 9, 2009 Siiigh As my Pommy friends would say. "I was taking the piss you git" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 October 9, 2009 Quote Siiigh As my Pommy friends would say. "I was taking the piss you git" i think harmless was too!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,146 #16 October 9, 2009 Sometimes it's just because we didn't know you were interested, or because we're just as scared of being rejected for asking as you are. If you just talk to a woman as though she were a friend instead of your next target, she might end up being a friend -- the kind of casual friend who goes and does things with you. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #17 October 9, 2009 They don't usually give me a reason."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 October 9, 2009 Quote Sometimes it's just because we didn't know you were interested, or because we're just as scared of being rejected for asking as you are. If you just talk to a woman as though she were a friend instead of your next target, she might end up being a friend -- the kind of casual friend who goes and does things with you. Wendy P. I agree. One of the girls in my last office saw a guy at a bar she liked. He'd been there a few times and no matter what she did he just didn't see her. So.....she walked over sat next to him and bought him a beer. They are getting married next year Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #19 October 9, 2009 Quote Quote Sometimes it's just because we didn't know you were interested, or because we're just as scared of being rejected for asking as you are. If you just talk to a woman as though she were a friend instead of your next target, she might end up being a friend -- the kind of casual friend who goes and does things with you. Wendy P. I agree. One of the girls in my last office saw a guy at a bar she liked. He'd been there a few times and no matter what she did he just didn't see her. So.....she walked over sat next to him and bought him a beer. They are getting married next year That's me, I'm clueless. Married now, so doesn't matter anymore, but I always just thought a woman was a nice person, she'd have to hit me over the head for me to figure out she was interested. Apparently I'm not the type that women felt compelled to ask me out (hit over the head), I think it happened once in 20 years. Then again, maybe it was simply because I'm too tall? MartinExperience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,646 #20 October 9, 2009 Last time I was without a date was in 1965, so I can't remember the answer to your question ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
