amstalder 0 #1 October 14, 2009 Never ever EVER wear your favorite pretty pink bra while skydiving. I crashed landed on asphalt this weekend, no big deal, except for the black dust covering my precious undergarment. Well, I just spent 45 minutes scrubbing the dear thing, and its still kind of grey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 October 14, 2009 But what if I'm not too shabby with my landings in the grass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #3 October 14, 2009 Teach me how to do that? I mean she has survived days at the DZ before, but saturday... I want to cry.... Oh well its an excuse to go to Victoria's Secret Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #4 October 14, 2009 Ruh Roh! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #5 October 14, 2009 I can't believe this thread has gone this long without someone mentioning that a picture's worth a thousand words.You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #6 October 14, 2009 I only just got here!A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #7 October 14, 2009 That is one damn hard landing to get dirt on your bra.Have you tried using your toggles to "flare" when you land? It's an advanced technique but it might be right for you. Talk to your instructor.Hey, glad it's just the bra and not your leg or something.One last thing. Of all the bras I've ever seen, I don't think I ever cared if they were a little dirty. Just don't make them complicated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #8 October 14, 2009 Re my reply to Bertt - it is very important that said undergarment be shown in position and also a photo of the affected area for the rest of us to truly determine how big a deal it really was A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #9 October 14, 2009 Quote Have you tried using your toggles to "flare" when you land? It's an advanced technique but it might be right for you. Talk to your instructor.*** I mean, I keep hearing this about this flaring thing, but I just dont know. Sounds hokey Picture --> I made a clicky! Also, I always thought men liked clean women... nice to know dirty is ok Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #10 October 14, 2009 Well, I dont have any pictures of after the crash Its just a sopping wet mess in my shower now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #11 October 14, 2009 [kicks dirt] Just our luck! Glad you're OK, though. You should really talk to your instructors about that flaring thing John mentioned A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #12 October 14, 2009 Haha, next time it happens Ill be sure to take lots of pictures... And im sure it will lol. And yeah, I typically get a tumble-less landing every one out of four jumps... ok maybe five Im hoping now that I have my own gear (yay!) itll come.... You can totally tell by my scrapes I tried to PLF with that last jump tho. Im so proud of myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 643 #13 October 14, 2009 Pictures of sopping wet mess in your shower would also be permitted. Bonus for close-ups. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #14 October 14, 2009 Wow- I've had some *interesting* landings over the years but I can honestly say I have never gotten my bra dirty in the process. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 October 14, 2009 I always wear my nice stuff because if I get hurt or go in I don't want anyone to say I wore yucky bras and panties. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 October 14, 2009 I have that one, too!! I feel your pain, sistah!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 643 #17 October 14, 2009 I can't imagine that you even own yucky bras and panties. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #18 October 14, 2009 Quote I always wear my nice stuff because if I get hurt or go in I don't want anyone to say I wore yucky bras and panties. I really like your reasoning haha. Im going to have to keep that in mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 October 14, 2009 Quote I can't imagine that you even own yucky bras and panties. I don't but you know what I mean. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 October 14, 2009 Quote I really like your reasoning haha. Im going to have to keep that in mind My friends would surely bust my chops if I had my jumpsuit cut off and they didn't see the good stuff. They know I'm a priss. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #21 October 14, 2009 see, what you need are bra sized skydiving goggles, tinted if you are shy Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #22 October 14, 2009 Yep, we want to see lace. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 October 14, 2009 Quote Yep, we want to see lace. So I'm told. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #24 October 15, 2009 Quote Never ever EVER wear your favorite... Ummm... ahhhhh... errrr... you know you are jumping out of a plane aimed at a planet... what could possibly go wrong? why wear anything that is your favorite, other than your favorite xxxxx while skydiving So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #25 October 15, 2009 Quote Quote Never ever EVER wear your favorite... why wear anything that is your favorite, other than your favorite xxxxx while skydiving I wear my favorite parachute. I got dirt in my boxers on landing once. Did a superman on landing at Dublin and didn't have enough flare to stand back up, so I slid in on my face....dirt in my pants too. All in good fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
