1969912 0 #1 November 21, 2009 'Fat for cosmetics' murder suspects arrested in Peru "Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe... ...The liquidised product fetched $15,000 (£9,000) a litre and police suspect it was sold on to companies in Europe. " http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8369674.stm "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 November 21, 2009 Yep... I saw it in the newspaper. Shocking... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #3 November 21, 2009 Seems to be. There are links to similar stories on other sites. And none of them are the Onion "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #4 November 21, 2009 Bastard. I was going to post this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #5 November 21, 2009 Quote'Fat for cosmetics' murder suspects arrested in Peru "Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe... ...The liquidised product fetched $15,000 (£9,000) a litre and police suspect it was sold on to companies in Europe. " http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8369674.stm Well.....I'm safe. At $15000/liter I'm probable worth 40 bucks on the open Peruvian liquified fat market. Not worth the postage to get it to France. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 November 21, 2009 QuoteWell.....I'm safe. At $15000/liter I'm probable worth 40 bucks on the open Peruvian liquified fat market. Not worth the postage to get it to France. That means that I'm possibly worth around $45,000! Damn. Well, at least I'm good for something now.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #7 November 21, 2009 Quote Seems to be. There are links to similar stories on other sites. And none of them are the Onion "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 November 21, 2009 Quote Quote Well.....I'm safe. At $15000/liter I'm probable worth 40 bucks on the open Peruvian liquified fat market. Not worth the postage to get it to France. That means that I'm possibly worth around $45,000! Damn. Well, at least I'm good for something now. Meh, that's nothing. Divot is probably worth his weight in gold! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JSBIRD 1 #9 November 21, 2009 "First rule of Fight Club? Don't talk about Fight Club." The gang should have just harvested fat from the dumpster at the local lipo clinic. 359 "Now I've settled down, in a quiet little town, and forgot about everything" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #10 November 21, 2009 Just imagine if it was the States instead of Peru. Bear market on cosmetic company shares. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #11 November 21, 2009 Quote Just imagine if it was the States instead of Peru. Bear market on cosmetic company shares. I'm thinking we may just have found a way to eliminate our dependence on Mideast oil."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #12 November 21, 2009 "Look, the car runs off of you!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #13 November 21, 2009 Quote "Look, the car runs off of you!" "Fred, you're looking a little thin; Been doing a lot of driving lately?""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 November 21, 2009 Quote Quote Just imagine if it was the States instead of Peru. Bear market on cosmetic company shares. I'm thinking we may just have found a way to eliminate our dependence on Mideast oil. Yeah...but put a wick in Divots ass, light him up and watch some real time global warming! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #15 November 21, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Just imagine if it was the States instead of Peru. Bear market on cosmetic company shares. I'm thinking we may just have found a way to eliminate our dependence on Mideast oil. Yeah...but put a wick in Divots ass, light him up and watch some real time global warming! Oh, the humanity...When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1976 0 #16 November 22, 2009 Trafficking in human organs by killing even children has been going on for years. Regarding this body fat thing, if it's that valuable, you would think that people working the night shift at crematories would get in on the action. I will never understand taking the life of a fellow human being for MONEY.You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #17 November 22, 2009 Makes me glad to be a skinny, wrinkly, old fuck... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites