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So I have a cold and I'm laying in bed thinking very deep thoughts such as why only 5 fingers and toes and if we had 6 how cool would calculus be?
When it hits me....WHAT THE HELL DO WOMEN DO ONLINE?
I mean really!
There only so many shoe and hand bag shops?
What the hell do you do?
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Why ask why!?!?!?
Bry


Cold medication + life issues = must keep brain working.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Must be on the wrong kind of cold meds....take the ones that knock you the hell out till the cold is goneB|;)
Bry


Yeah should have taken that one instead.
Your t shirt will be sent off on Monday ok. Sorry about the delay.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Oh come on... you're either high on drugs or really really _really_ bored.

I frequently do all of the following:

> Read businessweek.com / cnn.com / houston chronicle
> Facebook / twitter
> shop (need i elaborate?)
> Chat on AIM
> Blog @ blogger.com & read other ppl's blogs
> Read/post on various different forums (primarily dz.com and various motorcycle forums)
> check the weather
> read movie reviews at imdb.com
> google things I do not know how to do, but would like to learn.
> check email.

The short answer: the same damn thing men do.

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Stalk exes.

Talk about exes.

Gossip about other women.

Gossip about men.

Gossip about women who gave up men for women.

Gossip about gay men who we wish were straight.

Look up recipes to make awesome dinners for our man, if we have one. If not, then we look up recipes to make awesome dinners just in case we ever score and have a man over (after a few months of being manless, though, we usually get depressed and start looking for recipes for yummy desserts).

Amongst other things...

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I find it difficult to get my brain around the notion that women look at porn online at the same levels as men do.
Now if you consider overstock.com to be porn....then sure.
But really how much time can one spend looking at a static picture of a hand bad or a pair of shoes?
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But really how much time can one spend looking at a static picture of a hand bad or a pair of shoes?



Dont know about the other women, but a LOT... and its gotten worse now that I dont have the money to spend on shoes :(:D

REALLY!
Are you serious!

I mean ok I spend maybe a half an hour looking at motorcycles or motorcycle gear. And just as much looking for an audible.....but how much time do you "window" shop online?

I doubt it's close to the supposed 4 hours a week your average guy spends looking at porn but still...even if it's 3 hours I will be surprised.
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The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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But really how much time can one spend looking at a static picture of a hand bad or a pair of shoes?



Dont know about the other women, but a LOT... and its gotten worse now that I dont have the money to spend on shoes :(:D

REALLY!
Are you serious!

I mean ok I spend maybe a half an hour looking at motorcycles or motorcycle gear. And just as much looking for an audible.....but how much time do you "window" shop online?

I doubt it's close to the supposed 4 hours a week your average guy spends looking at porn but still...even if it's 3 hours I will be surprised.


Oh no definitely not that much. I may spend 1-2 hours every week looking at shoes, purses, clothes etc. But for me thats a lot. I keep a page open with dropzone or facebook up most of the time, but I dont actually spend a ton of time on the computer.

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2 hours is still rather impressive.
As a guy "I don't get it" but then again....I'm sure as a girl you don't get porn either.
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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So I have a cold and I'm laying in bed thinking very deep thoughts such as why only 5 fingers and toes and if we had 6 how cool would calculus be?
When it hits me....WHAT THE HELL DO WOMEN DO ONLINE?
I mean really!
There only so many shoe and hand bag shops?
What the hell do you do?



Other - They sit at their web cams and masturbate for the world to pay them for it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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So I have a cold and I'm laying in bed thinking very deep thoughts such as why only 5 fingers and toes and if we had 6 how cool would calculus be?
When it hits me....WHAT THE HELL DO WOMEN DO ONLINE?
I mean really!
There only so many shoe and hand bag shops?
What the hell do you do?



Other - They sit at their web cams and masturbate for the world to pay them for it.


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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2 hours is still rather impressive.
As a guy "I don't get it" but then again....I'm sure as a girl you don't get porn either.



You really shouldnt make assumptions :P


SEEEEE - I was right!:o

:D:D:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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2 hours is still rather impressive.
As a guy "I don't get it" but then again....I'm sure as a girl you don't get porn either.



You really shouldnt make assumptions :P

I'll believe it when I see it! :P
Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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