xbasejumperz 0 #1 December 30, 2009 Seeing as how I am new here, this turtlespeed guy with over 38,000 posts is coming down pretty hard on me. All I want to do is fit in, so with that said do you guys have any recommendations for me as to how I can impress him or become his friend? Any and all suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #2 December 30, 2009 Quote Seeing as how I am new here, this turtlespeed guy with over 38,000 posts is coming down pretty hard on me. All I want to do is fit in, so with that said do you guys have any recommendations for me as to how I can impress him or become his friend? Any and all suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Call Shaw . . . set up some meetings and learn from him.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #3 December 30, 2009 Read, listen, learn. Note that Speak doesn't show up on the list.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lurch 0 #4 December 30, 2009 Buy him a pair of SHOES. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVv9BlYBo9w&NR -BLive and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shah269 0 #5 December 30, 2009 Quote Call Shaw . . . set up some meetings and learn from him. I'm just a little grasshopper in a big field. I've yet to earn my wings....or what ever the hell it is they use to fly. I would suggest start by posting dirty pictures and picking fights with your self.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Misternatural 0 #6 December 30, 2009 >Seeing as how I am new here yeah ...ok BuellerBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 December 30, 2009 Quote >Seeing as how I am new here yeah ...ok SpenceBueller FIFY Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wolfriverjoe 1,353 #8 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote >Seeing as how I am new here yeah ...ok SpenceBueller FIFY He isn't Spence. Wrong kind of anger. Spence mainly gets pissed at stupid people."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Misternatural 0 #9 December 30, 2009 ThanksIf it's Spence then i am really sorry I made the dog cornholer joke.....I sure don't want to get cracked with a baseball bat. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 December 30, 2009 Quote He isn't Spence. Wrong kind of anger. Spence mainly gets pissed at stupid people. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #11 December 30, 2009 QuoteBuy him a pair of SHOES. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVv9BlYBo9w&NR -B That bootie is so last year!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtnesbitt 0 #12 December 30, 2009 It could be because you are in fact new and your posts come off as fairly aggressive. I don't want to be a hypocrite, because most of mine do as well, but people have come to expect to see some shit flying when they see my name next to a post. No one here was any clue what they are talking about anyway though (and you have that going for you) so just give it time and you will fit right in. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #13 December 30, 2009 Just reply to all his post's with "Yes Master!" g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #14 December 30, 2009 Best advice : Switch for Recieve more than Transmit. Or (if you have them) Post y'boobies (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skyrider 0 #15 December 30, 2009 We have to impress someone? Why was that left out of my membership ageeement? I demand answers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #16 December 30, 2009 Quote Just reply to all his post's with "Yes Master!" g POST OF THE YEAR!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 3 #17 December 30, 2009 You don't "impress" a zen master. The more a person tries, the more foolish they look.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #18 December 30, 2009 Quote You don't "impress" a zen master. The more a person tries, the more foolish they look. Well said PadewonI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wolfriverjoe 1,353 #19 December 30, 2009 QuoteYou don't "impress" a zen master. The more a person tries, the more foolish they look. You impress a Zen Master by not trying to impress him (or her). If you can't do it by being yourself, with what skills and knowledge you posess, it isn't going to happen. Although, I've found genuine humility often trumps skills, knowledge and intelligence."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites xbasejumperz 0 #20 December 30, 2009 Quotepeople have come to expect to see some shit flying when they see my name next to a post. You give yourself to much credit. Your posts actually seem somewhat lame. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Misternatural 0 #21 December 30, 2009 Whats the matter son.. what are you like 19..... twelve and a half? are you tired of getting owned everyday on Halo? getting beat up in the You Tube comment forum? or- or- if you are over 21 maybe you couldn't get it up recently so you feel like a little bitch? wheres all the anger from.....you can tell us it's OKBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #22 December 30, 2009 Quote Whats the matter son.. what are you like 19..... twelve and a half? are you tired of getting owned everyday on Halo? getting beat up in the You Tube comment forum? or- or- if you are over 21 maybe you couldn't get it up recently so you feel like a little bitch? wheres all the anger from.....you can tell us it's OK Quote for the records! LMAO g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 6 #23 December 30, 2009 Funks RULES! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites xbasejumperz 0 #24 December 30, 2009 QuoteWhats the matter son.. what are you like 19..... twelve and a half? are you tired of getting owned everyday on Halo? getting beat up in the You Tube comment forum? or- or- if you are over 21 maybe you couldn't get it up recently so you feel like a little bitch? wheres all the anger from.....you can tell us it's OK erectile dysfuntion is a serious condition inflicting millions of men every day. it is not a subject to be taken lightly nor made fun of. fortunately I do not have that problem, thousands of my children died on your wifes face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtnesbitt 0 #25 December 30, 2009 QuoteQuotepeople have come to expect to see some shit flying when they see my name next to a post. You give yourself to much credit. Your posts actually seem somewhat lame. Sorry dude, i guess I must not be as EXTREME as you are. Can you teach me? How about I come up with a screen name for something I don't actually do? The maybe I should as extra letters in it that are way extreme like X and Y, those make ANY word look good. After this maybe we can sit around and talk about base jumping and skydiving while chugging Mountain Dew and eating Doritos by the fistful. Would that make me as cool as you? PusSiEs BiG"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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turtlespeed 212 #2 December 30, 2009 Quote Seeing as how I am new here, this turtlespeed guy with over 38,000 posts is coming down pretty hard on me. All I want to do is fit in, so with that said do you guys have any recommendations for me as to how I can impress him or become his friend? Any and all suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Call Shaw . . . set up some meetings and learn from him.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 December 30, 2009 Read, listen, learn. Note that Speak doesn't show up on the list.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lurch 0 #4 December 30, 2009 Buy him a pair of SHOES. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVv9BlYBo9w&NR -BLive and learn... or die, and teach by example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 December 30, 2009 Quote Call Shaw . . . set up some meetings and learn from him. I'm just a little grasshopper in a big field. I've yet to earn my wings....or what ever the hell it is they use to fly. I would suggest start by posting dirty pictures and picking fights with your self.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #6 December 30, 2009 >Seeing as how I am new here yeah ...ok BuellerBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 December 30, 2009 Quote >Seeing as how I am new here yeah ...ok SpenceBueller FIFY Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,353 #8 December 30, 2009 Quote Quote >Seeing as how I am new here yeah ...ok SpenceBueller FIFY He isn't Spence. Wrong kind of anger. Spence mainly gets pissed at stupid people."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #9 December 30, 2009 ThanksIf it's Spence then i am really sorry I made the dog cornholer joke.....I sure don't want to get cracked with a baseball bat. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 December 30, 2009 Quote He isn't Spence. Wrong kind of anger. Spence mainly gets pissed at stupid people. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 December 30, 2009 QuoteBuy him a pair of SHOES. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVv9BlYBo9w&NR -B That bootie is so last year!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #12 December 30, 2009 It could be because you are in fact new and your posts come off as fairly aggressive. I don't want to be a hypocrite, because most of mine do as well, but people have come to expect to see some shit flying when they see my name next to a post. No one here was any clue what they are talking about anyway though (and you have that going for you) so just give it time and you will fit right in. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 December 30, 2009 Just reply to all his post's with "Yes Master!" g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 December 30, 2009 Best advice : Switch for Recieve more than Transmit. Or (if you have them) Post y'boobies (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #15 December 30, 2009 We have to impress someone? Why was that left out of my membership ageeement? I demand answers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 December 30, 2009 Quote Just reply to all his post's with "Yes Master!" g POST OF THE YEAR!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #17 December 30, 2009 You don't "impress" a zen master. The more a person tries, the more foolish they look.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 December 30, 2009 Quote You don't "impress" a zen master. The more a person tries, the more foolish they look. Well said PadewonI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,353 #19 December 30, 2009 QuoteYou don't "impress" a zen master. The more a person tries, the more foolish they look. You impress a Zen Master by not trying to impress him (or her). If you can't do it by being yourself, with what skills and knowledge you posess, it isn't going to happen. Although, I've found genuine humility often trumps skills, knowledge and intelligence."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xbasejumperz 0 #20 December 30, 2009 Quotepeople have come to expect to see some shit flying when they see my name next to a post. You give yourself to much credit. Your posts actually seem somewhat lame. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #21 December 30, 2009 Whats the matter son.. what are you like 19..... twelve and a half? are you tired of getting owned everyday on Halo? getting beat up in the You Tube comment forum? or- or- if you are over 21 maybe you couldn't get it up recently so you feel like a little bitch? wheres all the anger from.....you can tell us it's OKBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #22 December 30, 2009 Quote Whats the matter son.. what are you like 19..... twelve and a half? are you tired of getting owned everyday on Halo? getting beat up in the You Tube comment forum? or- or- if you are over 21 maybe you couldn't get it up recently so you feel like a little bitch? wheres all the anger from.....you can tell us it's OK Quote for the records! LMAO g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 December 30, 2009 Funks RULES! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xbasejumperz 0 #24 December 30, 2009 QuoteWhats the matter son.. what are you like 19..... twelve and a half? are you tired of getting owned everyday on Halo? getting beat up in the You Tube comment forum? or- or- if you are over 21 maybe you couldn't get it up recently so you feel like a little bitch? wheres all the anger from.....you can tell us it's OK erectile dysfuntion is a serious condition inflicting millions of men every day. it is not a subject to be taken lightly nor made fun of. fortunately I do not have that problem, thousands of my children died on your wifes face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #25 December 30, 2009 QuoteQuotepeople have come to expect to see some shit flying when they see my name next to a post. You give yourself to much credit. Your posts actually seem somewhat lame. Sorry dude, i guess I must not be as EXTREME as you are. Can you teach me? How about I come up with a screen name for something I don't actually do? The maybe I should as extra letters in it that are way extreme like X and Y, those make ANY word look good. After this maybe we can sit around and talk about base jumping and skydiving while chugging Mountain Dew and eating Doritos by the fistful. Would that make me as cool as you? PusSiEs BiG"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
