mtbriles 0 #1 March 9, 2010 I know somebody that thinks youre hot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.Why not? My direction in life is up...then down again REALLY REALLY FAST!!! Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. D.S. #55 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 March 9, 2010 Who thinks I'm hot???Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #3 March 9, 2010 Which of you lucky ladies want the privellage of paying for my dinner and movie tonight? "In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 March 9, 2010 Do you put out??????Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ketia0 0 #5 March 9, 2010 lol"In this game you can't predict the future. You just have to play the odds. "-JohnMitchell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #6 March 9, 2010 I really wish you were my Calc homework 'cause then you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on my desk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airman1270 0 #7 March 9, 2010 "I Do." Cheers, Jon S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #8 March 9, 2010 Whoa!!!!!!!!! Now there's a response Mike!!!!!!! Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #9 March 9, 2010 Quote I really wish you were my Calc homework 'cause then you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on my desk. When guys say shit like that its cheezy, when girls do it, its fuckin hot.I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #10 March 9, 2010 Either way, I'm going to have you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #11 March 9, 2010 That sounds nice and rapey. *edit* OH, I read it as, 'Either way I'm going to have you tonight, you might as well enjoy it' which you must admit, does sound very rapey. How about 'I want to fuck you with a rake' I actually don't have a chat up line because I don't trawl clubs looking for floozies!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #12 March 9, 2010 These are some memorable pick up lines tried on me recently. Memorable, but definitely not winners! You've got a great smile AND you can bake. That's a good combo! Take me home so I can hump you. You're quite tempting. (This one is actually really good, but I already knew the guy and he doesn't have a chance.) Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #13 March 9, 2010 Heard this one in a medieval mini-series: "If M'lady were a dish, you'd lick the plate clean." Cheesy, but good!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #14 March 9, 2010 get your coat luv, you've pulled!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #15 March 9, 2010 I've haven't trawled the clubs in years, but when I did I didn't really have a pick up line either. I never seemed to have a problem getting picked up though. I don't know if it's my dashing good looks, nice shoes, chisled physique or what... I'd just walk up to whomever interested me at the time, ...look her in the eyes, ...smile, then lick my eyebrows! Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 March 9, 2010 You mean, "if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put 'U' and 'I' together." Or how about a rejection line, "I'd like to screw your brains out but it seems like somebody already has." Support the troops: "Let's play war. I lay down and you blow the hell outta me." My personal favorite is to give a card that says, "smile if you want to have crazy wild sex with me." You know how fun it is watching them try to hold back a smile? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #17 March 9, 2010 Quote I really wish you were my Calc homework 'cause then you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on my desk. You've been spending too much time in The Bonfire... "Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 March 9, 2010 one word HiLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harmless 0 #19 March 9, 2010 Quote one word Hi Very nice and simple but that wouldn't work on me 'cause you're not my type "Damn you Gravity, you win again" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 March 9, 2010 I have a gun, get in the car. Works everytime. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #21 March 9, 2010 applies to males only: Whoooo wannna get pregnant? Whooooo wannnna get preeeegnant?Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #22 March 9, 2010 Quote Quote I really wish you were my Calc homework 'cause then you'd be hard and I'd be doing you on my desk. You've been spending too much time in The Bonfire... Nah Freshman year, you couldnt leave the lunch table until you "picked up" one of the upperclassmen. Silly, but I have a whole bunch of pickup lines now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #23 March 9, 2010 "Can I buy you a drink" usually worked pretty well on me. Then again, I'm a lush. Your results may vary with that one. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #24 March 9, 2010 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #25 March 9, 2010 Quote I have a gun, get in the car. Works everytime. Lets not turn this rape into a murder.BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
