airtwardo 6 #1 March 30, 2010 Okay, I'm weak...temptation got the better of me! Sara Lee Chocolate Dream Pie... ALL to myself She has HER ideas on nutrition, and I have MINE! Got until 5pm tomorrow to get it all down! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazycableguy 0 #2 March 30, 2010 I think i saw this in a movie once (american pie) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StangMan90 0 #3 March 30, 2010 You'll never get away with it. My wife can smell when I've been cheatin'. Especially watch out for telltale signs like chocolate on the collar. Gets me busted every time. Joesimplify Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #4 March 30, 2010 I don't think so...She's been trying to get me healthy, and I swear if I eat one more 'snack' of Ostrich meat 'beef' jerky with a Met-Rx chaser...I'm goin fuckin' postal! Just got back from the store, somehow this huge chocolate pie must have accidentally fallen in the basket! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #5 March 30, 2010 Quote You'll never get away with it. My wife can smell when I've been cheatin'. Especially watch out for telltale signs like chocolate on the collar. Gets me busted every time. Joe Thanks for the heads up...I better do laundry in the morning! Gotta remember to take the trash out & do the dishes too...Any other helpful hints...I'm new at this! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 March 30, 2010 Quote I don't think so...She's been trying to get me healthy, and I swear if I eat one more 'snack' of Ostrich meat 'beef' jerky with a Met-Rx chaser...I'm goin fuckin' postal! Just got back from the store, somehow this huge chocolate pie must have accidentally fallen in the basket! You've been around since the days of Jesus Christ, I think you can enjoy your fucking pie. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 March 30, 2010 Quote Quote I don't think so...She's been trying to get me healthy, and I swear if I eat one more 'snack' of Ostrich meat 'beef' jerky with a Met-Rx chaser...I'm goin fuckin' postal! Just got back from the store, somehow this huge chocolate pie must have accidentally fallen in the basket! You've been around since the days of Jesus Christ, I think you can enjoy your fucking pie. HE's pissed off at me too...so I lost a nail and he had to cross his legs...BFD! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 March 30, 2010 Quote Quote You'll never get away with it. My wife can smell when I've been cheatin'. Especially watch out for telltale signs like chocolate on the collar. Gets me busted every time. Joe Thanks for the heads up...I better do laundry in the morning! Gotta remember to take the trash out & do the dishes too...Any other helpful hints...I'm new at this! You're in a lose-lose.. Don't do the laundry, and she'll smell your naughtiness.. Do the laundry and that's such an unusual behaviour for a man that she'll know you're trying to hide something!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #9 March 30, 2010 >>Any other helpful hints...I'm new at this!Don't blow it by saying, "Goodnight Sara." NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 March 30, 2010 You're a bad, bad, bad man. Now move over and share the pie.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 122 #11 March 30, 2010 Quote Quote Quote You'll never get away with it. My wife can smell when I've been cheatin'. Especially watch out for telltale signs like chocolate on the collar. Gets me busted every time. Joe Thanks for the heads up...I better do laundry in the morning! Gotta remember to take the trash out & do the dishes too...Any other helpful hints...I'm new at this! You're in a lose-lose.. Don't do the laundry, and she'll smell your naughtiness.. Do the laundry and that's such an unusual behaviour for a man that she'll know you're trying to hide something!! sprinkle on some gasoline and tell her you were working on the car, she won't smell anything but the gas Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #12 March 30, 2010 Buy another one, have a very small sliver of it and give the rest to her. She'll understand that you took a taste, appreciate that you thought of her, and be proud of your self control. Then I'll tell her the truth and come out looking like a hero You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #13 March 30, 2010 Quote Buy another one, have a very small sliver of it and give the rest to her. She'll understand that you took a taste, appreciate that you thought of her, and be proud of your self control. Then I'll tell her the truth and come out looking like a hero Yeah good plan...I'll file that right with your 'open the door for her' advise...ya prick! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #14 March 30, 2010 Quote Any other helpful hints...I'm new at this! Did you mess up the utensil drawer while trying to find the pie slicer? You better clean that up too. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #15 March 30, 2010 simple solution: buy two pies. eat one, and take a small slice out of the second one. tell her you tried it, but felt guilty and didn't eat any more. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 March 30, 2010 You realize that you just confirmed that you're as sleazy as I amYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #17 March 30, 2010 oh no...... edited to add.. that will teach me to skim through a thread before replying instead of actually reading. no it won't."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StangMan90 0 #18 March 30, 2010 QuoteI swear if I eat one more 'snack' of Ostrich meat 'beef' jerky Oh, I forgot. Tell her all that extra bathroom time is caused by that Ostrich jerky and you'll have to stop eating it. You could kill two Ostriches with one boomerang. Joesimplify Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kunosoura 0 #19 March 30, 2010 Quote Quote Any other helpful hints...I'm new at this! Did you mess up the utensil drawer while trying to find the pie slicer? You better clean that up too. lol pie slicer? I bet he has the whole pie on his lap while digging in with a serving spoon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiger6513 0 #20 March 30, 2010 Make sure to ditch the evidence... take out the trash and do the dishes Travis Roy Foundation. At very least its a tax write off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #21 March 30, 2010 Quote pie slicer You women folk have the strangest assumption of what we men do when you;re not around... Pie slicer, lmao....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 March 30, 2010 Quote Quote pie slicer You women folk have the strangest assumption of what we men do when you;re not around... Pie slicer, lmao.... YUP! Using a FORK! Over 1/2 is gone...plenty of time to do this! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #23 March 30, 2010 I wish my ex was as easy as your wife. It took 17 years to get her out of the house.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kunosoura 0 #24 March 30, 2010 Quote Quote pie slicer You women folk have the strangest assumption of what we men do when you;re not around... Pie slicer, lmao.... you women folk?! i'm a guy last time i checked! i was making essentially the same point in my post that you made in reply to mine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 March 30, 2010 Quote I wish my ex was as easy as your wife. Damn dude-even i wouldn't cross that line. Do you even know the lady?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
